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The Sony hack… (warning: pure speculation to follow)

By: David Seaton Sunday December 21, 2014 10:59 am

The FBI said technical analysis of malware used in the Sony attack found links to malware that “North Korean actors” had developed and found a “significant overlap” with “other malicious cyber activity” previously linked to Pyongyang. Reuters

It’s obvious that North Korea is behind the attack on Sony in retaliation for making “The Interview”…

In fact it is so obvious that it makes me suspicious.

The North Koreans say they didn’t do it… I believe them.

Much of North Korea’s hacking is done from China. And while the attack on Sony used some commonly available cybertools, one intelligence official said, “this was of a sophistication that a year ago we would have said was beyond the North’s capabilities.” Fareed Zakaria – Washington Post

I think they have been set up for the fall by a much more sophisticated attacker, one who doesn’t want to take “credit” for the attack. There are two prime suspects in that case: China and Russia.  In my opinion it was the Russians. Here is a recent report of their work:

Russian state-backed cyber spies are behind coordinated, sophisticated digital attacks in the past two years against sensitive political and military targets, including Nato, the EU and government ministries, according to a security analyst. “Up until now the focus has been on China – but Russia is really the far more advanced player. Russia has been more effective at integrating cyber espionage into a geopolitical grand strategic campaign – not just a military one, but economic and political. They are more tactical too. More targeted in the institutions they go after . . . and more accomplished.” Financial Times – October 28, 2014

For me the Sony hack shows a very deep knowledge of the American economic and social system’s weak points, where the celebrity culture intersects with the insurance/financial/complex and the communication infrastructure that supports it… and the rest of corporate America. I believe the Russians accumulated this kind of “reverse-Kremlinology” during the decades of the Cold War and that neither the Chinese or especially the North Koreans, would know how to touch so many of America’s raw nerves simultaneously.

Why would the Russians pin it on the North Koreans?

They would for the same reason that Sony made the film: the North Koreans are comic book villains that are seen as crazy enough to do anything and it’s precisely the the craziness that has made this incident so viral, where the comments about Angelina Jolie’s possible insanity take precedence over the plus $90,000,000 that Sony stands to lose by pulling the film or the uncountable, confidential, corporate information, now in hostile hands. Russia certainly wouldn’t want to provoke a hostile confrontation with the United States over something so “comic bookish”, but the “comic bookishness” is an essential part of the incident’s power. An attack on JP Morgan is probably much more serious than the Sony hack, but that would never grab the public’s attention in the same way.

That leads us directly to the following questions:

What has the attack achieved? What would Russia have to gain by this attack?

The answer to the first question is the answer to the second.

The Sony hack has shown the fragility of America’s complex system in a way that even the least technical person can understand it and because of the celebrity gossip involved the entire country, ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages have seen it and talked about it.

And what if the next target for the cyber attackers is not a film corporation but an electricity grid, or gas suppliers, or water pumping stations? Then what? Call this a comedy? I’m not sure there is much to laugh about. BBC

Russia is at this moment under tremendous pressure from the “West”; it would even appear that the Obama administration is bent on “regime change” in Moscow. The logic of the Russians acting under the cover of the wackos of Pyongyang would be the following: in the light of the Sony hack and seeing the damage that puny North Korea could do to a major corporation, the “good and the great”, the “serious” people in corporate America might pause to ask themselves: if Kim Jong-un could cause such havoc, what might Vladimir Putin be able to do, it sufficiently backed into a corner?

Cross posted from David Seaton’s News Links


20 Reasons(to start) I Hate Christmas; 1 Reason I Like It

By: Ohio Barbarian Sunday December 21, 2014 9:34 am

1. I see people on the road this time of year that I don’t for the rest of the year, and they can’t drive worth shit. Makes driving more dangerous, it does.

2. Piped-in Christmas music in stores and some workplaces.

3. The Chipmunks.

4. The constant clamoring to give to the needy because of the season. As if the needy don’t need help the other 11 months out of the year.

5. The smugness of those who engage in #4 and then how they look down their noses at those they so self-righteously helped at Christmas for the rest of the year.

6. TV commercials of vehicles in bows.

7. Traffic anywhere near a shopping mall.

8. Non-Christians who think Christmas is the most important day for Christians.

9. Christians who think Christmas is the most important day for Christians.

10. People who think Jesus of Nazareth was actually born on December 25th. According to the gospels, he was born in the spring. Why do you think early Christians used the sign of the fish? I’m not even Christian, and I know that.

11. A whole retail industry that lives or dies on sales made in just one month.

12. Doorbuster sales.

13. Online ads.

14. Wrapping paper.

15. Shoppers bitching about minimum wage retail employees who have been on their feet for hours being too slow.

16. Retail managers harassing minimum wage retail employees for looking tired and being too slow.

17. Fruitcake.

18. Advertisements that tell us that if we don’t spend a lot on gifts for our loved ones, then we don’t love them.

19. Idiots who believe the ads in #18.

20. Presidential Christmas messages.

Please feel free to add your own reasons to hate Christmas. For that matter, feel free to add any reasons you like Christmas.

I’ll start that one:

A. I get a paid holiday.

So Happy Friggin’ Holidays, and have a nice day.


Ismaaiyl Brinsley killed two police officers, he claims over the death of a child with a toy gun

By: RichardKanePA Saturday December 20, 2014 9:32 pm

The internet and press is full of so called backlash over the protests due to Ismaayl Brinsley assassinating a black and a Hispanic police officer.

I have a fear similar to to the fears I had when Charles Manson tried to create mayhem. Charles Manson. Manson’s goal was Helter Skelter to leave the world in ruins.

Al Qaeda in disguise killed Prime Minister Rafik Hariri of Lebanon knowing Hezbollah would be blamed    ,

Almost a million died from the tit for tat blood bath that followed.

If anyone remembers the Iraqi Congress in Exile made up fake stories and Saddam’s nukes and other weapons of mass destruction to get the US to overthrow him, leading to endless carnage,


Please remember that Tom Fox a Quaker peace maker went to Iraq to declare peace but was held hostage instead,


Suicidal maniacs who want mayhem as far as I am concerned are on the same side the side of mayhem.

In the song “Where have all the flowers gone I keep thinking back to the lines “When will they ever learn”

Palestinian Children Win International Math Competition Two Years in a Row

By: Ben Norton Saturday December 20, 2014 5:58 pm

Palestinians Ahmad Ayman Nashwiyeh, 8, on left, who won second place and Dania Husni al-Jaabari, 14, on right, who won first place in the 2014 Intelligent Mental-Arithmetic International Competition

In December 2014, Dania Husni al-Jaabari, a 14-year-old Palestinian girl from Al-Khalil (not Hebron), won first place in the Intelligent Mental-Arithmetic International Competition. She solved 240 math problems in six minutes.

Ahmad Ayman Nashwiyeh, an eight-year-old Palestinian boy also from al-Khalil, won second place. He solved 180 problems in six minutes.

The two children competed against approximately 3,000 children from over 15 countries.

14-year-old Gazan Areej El Madhoun, who won first place in the 2013 Intelligent Mental-Arithmetic International Competition

In January 2013, Areej El Madhoun, a 14-year-old girl from a Gaza refugee camp, won first place as well. As UNRWA writes, in “recent years in Gaza, creativity and achievement has grown and flourished against extraordinary odds; a blockade and the rubble of many conflicts, the last of which was eight-day war on Gaza in November 2012.” UNRWA continued:

Areej sees her success as the greatest gift she can offer to the children of Gaza after the recent eight-day war, which saw houses and infrastructure destroyed, and incidences of psychological trauma rise.

“Winning the first prize is a victory for Palestine. I was very proud to carry my country‘s flag”, said a delighted Areej.

“When I was announced as the winner, I felt overwhelmed and cried so hard”.

The recent memory of war made her victory particularly poignant, Areej added

“I went through some difficult times before the competition. The most recent conflict in Gaza had just ended two weeks before the competition began.”

In the end, the fear and anxiety brought on by the conflict did not subdue her overwhelming joy at winning first prize, she said.

The Intelligent Mental-Arithmetic International Competition takes place every two years. Israel’s genocidal military assaults on Gaza also take place roughly every two years. It is no surprise, ergo, that, just as Areej’s victory came just after

Israel’s Operation Pillar of Cloud,

  • an eight-day attack that, according to the UN,
  • killed 158 Palestinians,
  • 103 of whom were civilians (65%),
  • 30 of whom children (19%), and
  • injured more than 1,000,
  • so too did the victories of al-Jaabari and Nashwiyeh come right after

    Israel’s Operation “Protective” Edge,

  • a 51-day attack that, according to the UN and Amnesty International,
  • killed 2,192 Palestinians,
  • 1,523 of whom were civilians (69%),
  • 519 of whom were children (24%), and
  • injured around 11,000.
  • What is so inspiring is that, in a society that has been illegally military occupied for 47 years, and colonized and ethnically cleansed for 67 years, these children still flourish.

    Palestinians Dania Husni al-Jaabari, 14, on left, who won first place and Ahmad Ayman Nashwiyeh, 8, on right, who won second place in the 2014 Intelligent Mental-Arithmetic International Competition
    CREDIT: Ma’an

    What is so inspiring is that, in occupied lands in which the vast majority of children suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), in which children do not feel safe in their own homes (they are, rightfully, afraid of being kidnapped, detained without charge, tortured, and raped by the Israeli military), and in which almost 100% of children have experienced warfare, these children still flourish. In the words of University of California clinical professor of psychiatry and global health sciences Dr. Jesse Ghannam, nowhere else in the world is there anything “like the levels of traumatic exposure that [Palestinian children have] been exposed to on a chronic and daily basis.”

    These children’s victories serve as a striking testament to the strength of the Palestinians, of their reluctance to give in to the oppression and ultimately death to which Israel has subjected them (with steadfast US support) for these almost seven long decades.

    As the Palestinian slogan goes, “Existence is resistance!”

    Cleveland Protests over Tamir Rice’s Assassination & Final Day of #ThisStopsToday

    By: wendydavis Saturday December 20, 2014 10:33 am

    The video of 12-year-old child Tamir being blown away in two seconds can be seen here.  Note the question asked by the dispatcher three times: “Is he black or white?”

    This page from has a handy schedule of this weekend’s events; our thanks.  At least 100 Ferguson protestors planned to make the trip; shortstack is already there.  Events started at 10 a.m. with a rally and forum at Cudell Recreation Center, where Tamir was murdered, then there will be a demonstration at 11:30 at the Second District Police Headquarters, 3481 Fulton Road.  The killing of mentally ill Tanesha Anderson by Cleveland Serve and Protect officers will also be highlighted.

    Mr. Turner: Movies Butchering History

    By: Barry Lando Saturday December 20, 2014 8:49 am

    This is the scene: The housekeeper, in her fifties or sixties, is fully clothed in a long dark Victorian dress and bonnet. She has her back to the camera, perhaps dusting. In strides a heavy, hulk of a man: a coarse, fleshy face, his straw-like hair askew.

    He scowls at the woman, grunts something undecipherable, rams himself against her, pinning her to the wall, lifting her skirts as he does so. He thrusts again. Mutely, she submits to the brutish attack. He grunts and thrusts again. Finally, satiated, he stalks away. Not a word has been uttered. She stares after him, without resentment, shock, or horror–her homely, lined features etched with resignation.  Obviously, this was not the first time Mr.Turner had had humped her; nor would it be the last.

    Mr. Turner, directed by Mike Leigh, is by no means a coherent biography, but a gorgeous film that presents brief, often unconnected excerpts from the latter years of the great British painter William Turner. In a way, Leigh’s lush, gauzy, cinematographic techniques, might be compared to the brilliant, infused style that Turner himself developed to create his shimmering watercolor landscapes.

    The problem is I don’t know how much of the film to trust.

    One of the starkest scenes, the scene that must stick in the mind of the majority of the viewers, is the one described above—where Mr. Turner—the genius in rendering light long before the French impressionists ever came on the scene—brutally attacks and has his way with his housekeeper.

    In some way, that shocking scene will forever change the way those who see the film will perceive the painter.

    All well and good you may say. Indeed, it’s to the credit of Mike Leigh that he has given us the great Turner with all his warts and blemishes.

    Except for the fact that the scene may never have happened. That’s according to Mike Leigh himself.

    In a packed question and answer session following a screening of the film in at the Curzon Cinema in London, Leigh elaborated on the great amount of time and effort he and his staff had put into researching Turner’s life.

    But when asked for the factual basis for Turner’s sexual attacks on his housekeeper, Leigh’s answer was along these lines: “Well, we knew that she had been living with him as his housekeeper for thirty or forty years, and.. it just felt right.” There was, Leigh admitted, no hard evidence, that Turner had regularly forced himself on the woman.

    To Leigh, that seems to make no difference.

    As much as I admire the talent of Mike Leigh, I can’t believe the arrogance of that reply.

    The film is presented as “An exploration of the last quarter century of the great, if eccentric, British painter J.M.W. Turner’s life.” There is no indication anywhere that portions are made up, or based on what “felt right” to the director.


    Yet, for millions of people who see the film, that is how they will remember Mr. Turner.


    Another dramatic scene in the film may never have happened. At one point, Turner has himself lashed to the tall mast of a sailing ship in the midst of a ferocious gale, so he can directly experience a treacherous storm at sea. According to the Tate Britain—which houses a huge collection of Turner’s art—it’s most unlikely that Turner ever attempted that deed.

    So, now I’m left with the question about the entire film—what was real and what was invented, because it felt right?

    The people who turned out the film try to have it both ways: giving the very clear impression that it is based on fact—otherwise why would anyone go to see it?– …while at the same time adding in riveting scenes that aren’t true. Are we to believe that they don’t have the box office as well as history in mind?

    One might wonder how Mike Leigh would respond to some future biographer taking the same liberties with Leigh’s life story as Leigh did with Turner’s.

    “Mr. Turner” is only the latest in a long list of films supposedly based “in fact” “in reality”, “on a real event, or “a true story.  Driven by a mix of arrogance and cynicism, the people who makes those films count on the ignorance of the audience to make their fortunes by butchering history.

    One such thriller, Argo, revealed how several Americans from the U.S. embassy in Tehran were whisked out of Iran at the height of the hostage crisis, by an incredibly brave and resourceful CIA agent. Except the real hero in the true story was not the CIA agent, but the Canadian ambassador to Iran, who sheltered those Americans and came up with the way to get them out.

    But who’s going to pay good money to see a movie about a Canadian diplomat? The cliff-hanging conclusion of the film—without which the picture would never have worked—was also totally invented.

    Much more egregious, as far as public policy goes, was Zero Dark Thirty, supposedly a totally factual account of how the U.S. tracked down and finally zapped Osama Bin Laden. One stark, scene showing a prisoner being water-boarded, made it clear that it was that torture that led to the biggest breakthrough in the chase: the CIA discovering the identity of the trusted courier used by Bin Laden, who ultimately led them to Bin Laden himself. According to several sources, including the latest Senate Committee report, torture had nothing to do with that breakthrough.

    But try to make that point to Dick “torture works” Cheney or anyone of the hundreds of millions of people who have seen the film.

    If you queried the people responsible for that film, they’d probably shrug and say something like, “it just felt right”.


    Ending the Cold War in the Sonoran Desert

    By: jaango Saturday December 20, 2014 7:46 am

    Ending the Cold War in the Sonoran Desert

    For those among us and who appreciate “good” geology, we know that the Northern Border starts at our  Big Hole and well-known by the many as the Grand Canyon.  And as to the Southern Border, we know too that this ends at the tip of South America. 

    Now, having said all this and for ease of understanding, the nexus for the end of this Cold War is America’s Torture Report and our ending for our imperialistic behavior relative to the “opening” of Cuba and for the benefit of future generations, here in the good  old USA as well as for the Cuban citizens themselves.  And with this in mind, a “I get it!” Moment arrived earlier today, Saturday, with a very insightful observation that has been well-articulated by Nancy Le Tourneau when she states:  “Todos Somos Americanos.”


    And since I don’t do links, given that I’m old-fashioned, her article and titled, “Latin America, Torture and the Cold War” and dated today, can be found at the web site for the political blog that is Political Animal and which is part and parcel to the Washington Monthly Magazine.



    And if you have the time, take a gander!



    The Anti-Empire Report #135: American Exceptionalism and American Torture

    By: GREYDOG Saturday December 20, 2014 7:46 am

    By William Blum99GetSmart

    American Exceptionalism and American Torture

    In 1964, the Brazilian military, in a US-designed coup, overthrew a liberal (not more to the left than that) government and proceeded to rule with an iron fist for the next 21 years. In 1979 the military regime passed an amnesty law blocking the prosecution of its members for torture and other crimes. The amnesty still holds. 1

    That’s how they handle such matters in what used to be called The Third World. In the First World, however, they have no need for such legal niceties. In the United States, military torturers and their political godfathers are granted amnesty automatically, simply for being American, solely for belonging to the “Good Guys Club”.

    So now, with the release of the Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA torture, we have further depressing revelations about US foreign policy. But do Americans and the world need yet another reminder that the United States is a leading practitioner of torture? Yes. The message can not be broadcast too often because the indoctrination of the American people and Americophiles all around the world is so deeply embedded that it takes repeated shocks to the system to dislodge it. No one does brainwashing like the good ol’ Yankee inventors of advertising and public relations. And there is always a new generation just coming of age with stars (and stripes) in their eyes.

    The public also has to be reminded yet again that – contrary to what most of the media and Mr. Obama would have us all believe – the president has never actually banned torture per se, despite saying recently that he had “unequivocally banned torture” after taking office. 2

    Shortly after Obama’s first inauguration, both he and Leon Panetta, the new Director of the CIA, explicitly stated that “rendition” was not being ended. As the Los Angeles Times reported at the time: “Under executive orders issued by Obama recently, the CIA still has authority to carry out what are known as renditions, secret abductions and transfers of prisoners to countries that cooperate with the United States.” 3

    The English translation of “cooperate” is “torture”. Rendition is simply outsourcing torture. There was no other reason to take prisoners to Lithuania, Poland, Romania, Egypt, Jordan, Kenya, Somalia, Kosovo, or the Indian Ocean island of Diego Garcia, amongst other torture centers employed by the United States. Kosovo and Diego Garcia – both of which house large and very secretive American military bases – if not some of the other locations, may well still be open for torture business, as is the Guantánamo Base in Cuba.

    Moreover, the key Executive Order referred to, number 13491, issued January 22, 2009, “Ensuring Lawful Interrogations”, leaves a major loophole. It states repeatedly that humane treatment, including the absence of torture, is applicable only to prisoners detained in an “armed conflict”. Thus, torture by Americans outside an environment of “armed conflict” is not explicitly prohibited. But what about torture within an environment of “counter-terrorism”?

    The Executive Order required the CIA to use only the interrogation methods outlined in a revised Army Field Manual. However, using the Army Field Manual as a guide to prisoner treatment and interrogation still allows solitary confinement, perceptual or sensory deprivation, sensory overload, sleep deprivation, the induction of fear and hopelessness, mind-altering drugs, environmental manipulation such as temperature and noise, and stress positions, amongst other charming examples of American Exceptionalism.

    After Panetta was questioned by a Senate panel, the New York Times wrote that he had “left open the possibility that the agency could seek permission to use interrogation methods more aggressive than the limited menu that President Obama authorized under new rules … Mr. Panetta also said the agency would continue the Bush administration practice of ‘rendition’ … But he said the agency would refuse to deliver a suspect into the hands of a country known for torture or other actions ‘that violate our human values’.” 4

    The last sentence is of course childishly absurd. The countries chosen to receive rendition prisoners were chosen precisely and solely because they were willing and able to torture them.

    Four months after Obama and Panetta took office, the New York Times could report that renditions had reached new heights. 5

    The present news reports indicate that Washington’s obsession with torture stems from 9/11, to prevent a repetition. The president speaks of “the fearful excesses of the post-9/11 era”. There’s something to that idea, but not a great deal. Torture in America is actually as old as the country. What government has been intimately involved with that horror more than the United States? Teaching it, supplying the manuals, supplying the equipment, creation of international torture centers, kidnaping people to these places, solitary confinement, forced feeding, Guantánamo, Abu Ghraib, Bagram, Chile, Brazil, Argentina, Chicago … Lord forgive us!

    In 2011, Brazil instituted a National Truth Commission to officially investigate the crimes of the military government, which came to an end in 1985. But Mr. Obama has in fact rejected calls for a truth commission concerning CIA torture. 6 On June 17 of this year, however, when Vice President Joseph Biden was in Brazil, he gave the Truth Commission 43 State Department cables and reports concerning the Brazilian military regime, including one entitled “Widespread Arrests and Psychophysical Interrogation of Suspected Subversives.” 7

    Thus it is that once again the United States of America will not be subjected to any accountability for having broken US laws, international laws, and the fundamental laws of human decency. Obama can expect the same kindness from his successor as he has extended to George W.

    “One of the strengths that makes America exceptional is our willingness to openly confront our past, face our imperfections, make changes and do better.” – Barack Obama, written statement issued moments after the Senate report was made public. 8

    And if that pile of hypocrisy is not big enough or smelly enough, try adding to it Bidens’ remark re his visit to Brazil: “I hope that in taking steps to come to grips with our past we can find a way to focus on the immense promise of the future.” 9

    If the torturers of the Bush and Obama administrations are not held accountable in the United States they must be pursued internationally under the principles of universal jurisdiction.

    In 1984, an historic step was taken by the United Nations with the drafting of the “Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment” (came into force in 1987, ratified by the United States in 1994). Article 2, section 2 of the Convention states: “No exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether a state of war or a threat of war, internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture.”

    Such marvelously clear, unequivocal, and principled language, to set a single standard for a world that makes it increasingly difficult for one to feel proud of humanity. We cannot slide back. If today it’s deemed acceptable to torture the person who supposedly has the vital “ticking-bomb” information needed to save lives, tomorrow it will be acceptable to torture him to learn the identities of his alleged co-conspirators. Would we allow slavery to resume for just a short while to serve some “national emergency” or some other “higher purpose”?

    If you open the window of torture, even just a crack, the cold air of the Dark Ages will fill the whole room.

    Cuba … at long, long last … maybe …

    Hopefully, it’s what it appears to be. Cuba will now be treated by the United States as a country worthy of at least as much respect as Washington offers to its highly oppressive, murdering, torturing allies in Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Honduras, Israel, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and elsewhere.

    It’s a tough decision to normalize relations with a country whose police force murders its own innocent civilians on almost a daily basis, and even more abroad, but Cuba needs to do it. Maybe the Cubans can civilize the Americans a bit.

    Let’s hope that America’s terrible economic embargo against the island will go the way of the dinosaurs, and Cuba will be able to demonstrate more than ever what a rational, democratic, socialist society can create. But they must not open the economy for the Yankee blood-suckers to play with as they have all over the world.

    And I’ll be able to go to Cuba not as a thief in the night covering my tracks and risking a huge fine.

    But with the Republicans taking over Congress next month, all of this may be just a pipe dream.

    Barack Obama could have done this six years ago when he took office; or five years ago when American Alan Gross was first arrested and imprisoned in Cuba. It would have been even easier back then, with Obama’s popularity at its height and Congress not as captured by the Know-Nothings as now.

    So, Cuba outlasted all the punishment, all the lies, all the insults, all the deprivations, all the murderous sabotage, all the assassination attempts against Fidel, all the policies to isolate the country. But for many years now, it’s the United States that has been isolated in the Western Hemisphere.

    Reason Number 13,336 why capitalism will be the death of us.

    Antibiotic-resistant bacteria – the “superbugs” – if left unchecked, could result in 10 million deaths a year by 2050. New drugs to fight the superbugs are desperately needed. But a panel advising President Obama warned in September that “there isn’t a sufficiently robust pipeline of new drugs to replace the ones rendered ineffective by antibiotic resistance.”

    The problem, it appears, is that “Antibiotics generally provide low returns on investment, so they are not a highly attractive area for research and development.” 10

    Aha! “Low returns on investment”! What could be simpler to understand? Is it not a concept worth killing and dying for? Just as millions of Americans died in the 20th century so corporations could optimize profits by not protecting the public from tobacco, lead, and asbestos.

    Corporations are programmed to optimize profits without regard for the society in which they operate, in much the same way that cancer cells are programmed to proliferate without regard for the health of their host.

    Happy New Year. Here’s what you have to look forward to in 2015.

    • January 25: 467 people reported missing from a university in Mexico. US State Department blames Russia.
    • February 1: Military junta overthrows President Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela. Washington decries the loss of democracy.
    • February 2: US recognizes the new Venezuelan military junta, offers it 50 jet fighters and tanks.
    • February 3: Revolution breaks out in Venezuela endangering the military junta; 40,000 American marines land in Caracas to quell the uprising.
    • February 16: White police officer in Chicago fatally shoots a 6-year old black boy holding a toy gun.
    • March 6: Congress passes a new law which states that to become president of the United States a person must have the surname Bush or Clinton.
    • April 30: The Department of Homeland Security announces plan to record the DNA at birth of every child born in the United States.
    • May 19: The Supreme Court rules that police may search anyone if they have reasonable grounds for believing that the person has pockets.
    • May 27: The Transportation Security Administration declares that all airline passengers must strip completely nude at check-in and remain thus until arriving at their destination.
    • June 6: White police officer in Oklahoma City tasers a 7-month-old black child, claiming the child was holding a gun; the gun turns out to be a rattle.
    • July 19: Two subway trains collide in Manhattan. The United States demands that Moscow explain why there was a Russian citizen in each of the trains.
    • September 5: The Democratic Party changes its name to the Republican Lite Party, and announces the opening of a joint bank account with the Republican Party so that corporate lobbyists need make out only one check.
    • September 12: White police officer in Alabama shoots black newborn, confusing the umbilical cord for a noose.
    • November 16: President Obama announces that Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, North Korea, Sudan, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Bolivia and Cuba all possess weapons of mass destruction; have close ties to the Islamic State, al Qaeda, and the Taliban; are aiding pro-Russian rebels in Ukraine; were involved in 9-11; played a role in the assassination of John F. Kennedy and the attack on Pearl Harbor; are an imminent threat to the United States and all that is decent and holy; and are all “really bad guys”, who even (choke, gasp) use torture!
    • November 21: The United States invades Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, North Korea, Sudan, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Bolivia and Cuba.
    • December 10: Barack Obama is awarded his second Nobel Peace Prize
    • December 11: To celebrate his new peace prize, Obama sends out drones to assassinate wrong-thinking individuals in Somalia, Afghanistan and Yemen.
    • December 13: Members of Ukraine’s neo-Nazi parties, which hold several high positions in the US-supported government, goose-step through the center of Kiev in full German Storm Trooper uniforms, carrying giant swastika flags, shouting “Heil Hitler”, and singing the Horst Wessel song. Not a word of this appears in any American mainstream media.
    • December 15: US Secretary of State warns Russia to stop meddling in Ukraine, accusing Moscow of wanting to re-create the Soviet Union.
    • December 16: White police officer shoots a black 98-year-old man sitting in a wheel chair, claiming the man pointed a rifle at him. The rifle turns out to be a cane.
    • December 28: The Washington Redskins football team finish their season in last place. The White House blames Vladimir Putin.


    1. Associated Press, December 11, 2014
    2. New York Times, December 11, 2014
    3. Los Angeles Times, February 1, 2009
    4. New York Times, February 6, 2009
    5. New York Times, May 24, 2009
    6. Washington Post, December 11, 2014
    7. National Security Archive’s Brazil Documentation Project
    8. Washington Post, December 10, 2014
    9. See note 7
    10. Washington Post, December 13, 2014