Because the war on Christmas would not be complete without the sacrilege of non-Christmas specific holiday crafts.

This season, Lucy pays homage to Orlando Bloom in the classic slouch hat knitted in broken rib stitch.  The pattern can be found for free at Ravelry, where you can friend me as JaneHamsher.

I also knitted some fishtail pattern wrist warmers for myself, made out of Paton’s Kroy sock yarn:

I very much enjoyed seeing people’s art projects on the equally sacrilegious Happy Thanksgiving Knitting, so if you’d really like to get under Bill O’Reilly’s skin feel free to leave links to your holiday (or non-holiday) artistry in the comments.