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PJ Media in Trubble, folding by April 1, you say?
hmmmmm *sniffing wind*
Alternatively…. mebbe all they need is a snappy new theme song.
Ode to Pajamas Media Out of Key
Oh-oh party at sea, by the dam’s cool dude site,
Whut so proudly hailed war, now-w gallop on screaming.
Who knew hype in brite stars through the parable blight,
Or the ram parts we ditched where so brave as to scream.
Angst, duh rock stars’ fake hair, the bards gulping in air,
Bore fruit at such height, that the highchair’s still there.
Oy vey, d’oh, gack, [garbled] they can’t dump just faves,
On the grandstand of the fee and the flip of a wave.
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okay. one hint. but then you’re on your own.
Sing to the tune glorified by Francis Scott Key a couple’a centuries ago plus change.
Now, from the top. Try it again. alltogethernow:
“Oh-h say can you see,….” oops. no offense intended, Mr. Key
That’s excellent! How can old Francis possibly be offended? It is said that he ripped off the tune of a traditional English drinking song!
Gee, d’oh. Thanks for that. I didn’t even know. Whew! I wuz xpecting the copy police to show up, and possibly to have to haul out my photo of dubya signing the flag in some lame effort at damage control/avoidance.
See? This is what you get for hiring Joe the Plumber as a war pornographer.
Moi?! And HOW, pray tell, do you arrive at that loop-de-loop line of unreasonable culpability?! Follow the logic footprints on the gym floor, if you please. I think all the biggest puddles of sweat(?) lead away from yours truly.
in the room the women come and go
..talking of michaelangelo..
let’s hope the whole damn reich-wing shebang goes “poof” .. eh ..
it couldn’t happen to a more deservong bunch of ass-plugs ..
go poof? ah hecque. then who will we have for practice in shadow-boxing? It’d be like hiding kitty’s stuffed toy.
Please sir. May I have another?
Oh, wait! McConnell’s still twitching so bad he’ll prolly need his botox treatments on a tighter schedule as it is. hmmmm. I wonder….