Keep it simple.

Paul Ryan is an avowed fanboy, acolyte, sycophant, follower, disciple (tailor the selection of this one particular word from among a long list of possible nouns according to the level of dullness among the slice of the Rethug electorate to be targeted) of a promiscuous, atheist, Russian, female novelist who lived in Hollywood and spoke English with a thick Russian accent. Did I say she was Russian? And she did not believe in Jeebus? And she slept around? Russian?

I will not be voting for O’bummer, but this bullet will do damage to the fascist party’s VP nominee.

Other winning talking points will be provided on an irregular schedule until election day.