Rules of the Fiscal Cliff
1st RULE: You do not talk about FISCAL CLIFF.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FISCAL CLIFF.
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fiscal cliff is over.
4th RULE: Only two political parties allowed in a fight.
5th RULE: One fiscal cliff at a time.
6th RULE: No poor, no middle class.
7th RULE: Fiscal cliffs will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first time at FISCAL CLIFF, you HAVE to believe the world will end