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Rules of the Fiscal Cliff

1st RULE: You do not talk about FISCAL CLIFF.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FISCAL CLIFF.

3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fiscal cliff is over.

4th RULE: Only two political parties allowed in a fight.

5th RULE: One fiscal cliff at a time.

6th RULE: No poor, no middle class.

7th RULE: Fiscal cliffs will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first time at FISCAL CLIFF, you HAVE to believe the world will end