We’re buried here in over a foot of snow, and forty-mile an hour winds — trapped, yes, trapped in our homes.

If hurricanes are a big story in Florida, and earthquakes a big story in California, then blizzards are a fucking news story in the Midwest. People are undoubtedly going to die.

So fuck you and your little pretensions about how all of us here in flyover country are just little nabobs who don’t fucking matter. This isn’t some two-inch snowfall it’s a goddamned blizzard.

Why don’t you come and shovel out my car, jerk!