Ick. Just ick.

I sucked it up and called The Colonel’s office this morning, asking to go on record as a constituent who is appealing to Congressman John Kline to support the public option. Whereupon the phone answering guy launched into the Republican talking points du jour.

He told me that the issue is not health care. That it’s control, implying, I gather, that the Dems are attempting to seize control of the insurance industry. That the cost for public option et al is going to be prohibitive (my word, not his). That it’s a purely political ploy (again, my words).

I noted that there is a significant amount of scare tactic-ery going on. “No, ma’am. No scare tactics. It’s all based in facts. Research shows . . .”

“Sir, I have heard about the insurance industry research.”

Finally, his voice lost all animation, and he said he would see that Congressman Kline gets my message. I could almost picture him making a tick mark in the “pesky and slightly deranged liberal constituent” column.

It was a thoroughly unsatisfying exchange. Why am I not surprised?