I’m going to be monitoring Kansas v. Roeder, because I have ties to the place. I’m a New Mexican now, but I lived on my own for the first time there in the buckle on the bible belt.

Today, we learned that the Sedgwick County DA is not going to seek the death penalty for Scott Roeder.

I have mixed feelings on the matter: I oppose the death penalty as a matter of principle. If we have proven anything at all, it’s that we can screw up applying the death penalty in apparently infinitely many ways.

And yet, and yet… Kansas Statutes approve capital punishment in cases of
premeditated murder with special circumstances. The circumstances include:

A: Murder in the course of a kidnapping
B: Murder for hire or agreement
C: Murder by a prison inmate
D: Murder in the course of sexual assault
E: Murder of a law enforcement officer
F: Multiple murder
G: Murder of a minor under 14 in the course of kidnapping during a sexual assault.

Have I mentioned that in Kansas you often see people wearing belts and suspenders (note that special circumstance G is both A and D)? According to Sedgwick County DA Foulston Tiller’s murder doesn’t meet any of these criteria. I suppose the only criterion that might fit is B, murder for hire or agreement. I guess that there wasn’t an explicit enough agreement between Roeder and the Operation Rescue people. And yet, while you can lower charges, it’s much tougher to up the ante. So DA Foulston has apparently ruled it out.

Roeder’s attorney filed for bond today. Hearing on the matter is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM CDT. A Kansas Supreme Court decision says that only capital murder suspects can be held without bail. So you can expect bail to be set at some unreachable number. Previous Wichita cases have set bail in the 7 to 8 figure range.

In other news, Roeder told the AP today that he is being treated as a criminal, even though he hasn’t been convicted of anything. He seems to be forgetting that he pled guilty to having bomb-making materials a few years ago…

And in the immortal words of Porky Pig, a-bee, a-beee, a-beee… That’s all folks!