Yes, former Bush administration speechwriter and current Washington Post columnist Marc Thiessen’s demand that "WikiLeaks Must Be Stopped" is, as his colleague Eva Rodriguez notes, "more than a little whacky." But it’s useful, too, because an infatuation with the notion of using the military in non-military operations, particularly domestic ones, is a key aspect of the modern American right and of the rightwing authoritarian personality. Examining Thiessen is a good way to understand both.
Thiessen lays out his premise in his first sentence: "WikiLeaks is not a news organization; it is a criminal enterprise." The premise is silly — unless the Washington Post for whom Thiessen writes and every other news organization that seeks and publishes leaks is a criminal enterprise, too (apparently Thiessen didn’t bother to read 18 USC 793, which he cites as the basis for his opinion about criminality, citing it instead just to sound authoritative). But as whacky as the premise is, it’s nothing compared to Thiessen’s conclusion.
Which is: that the government "employ not only law enforcement but also intelligence and military assets to bring [Wikileaks founder Julian] Assange to justice and put his criminal syndicate out of business." This notion — that crime should be fought with the military — is part of the creeping militarization of American society. You can see it, too, in rightist support for military tribunals to replace civilian courts in trying terror suspects; in the increasing militarization of our border with Mexico; in the numbers of soldiers deployed in American airports and train stations; and in then Vice President Cheney’s attempt to have the military supplant the FBI in arresting terror suspects on American soil.
Thiessen tried to back away from his authoritarian argument when Rodriguez called him on it, but his disavowal rings false. First, Thiessen claims that when he said "military," he only really meant the National Security Agency, because (after all!) the NSA is part of the Department of Defense. But the NSA, which specializes in signals intelligence, would logically fall under the "intelligence assets" Thiessen had already called for is his op-ed. If all Thiessen had in mind was the NSA, the call for "military assets" on top of "intelligence assets" would be redundant. Second, Thiessen claims he was also merely referring to the Defense Department’s Cyber Command. But if by "military assets" he meant only the NSA and the Cyber Command, why didn’t he just specify these two in the first place?
Regardless, the Cyber Command has on its website the following (style, grammar, and clarity-challenged) mission statement:
USCYBERCOM plans, coordinates, integrates, synchronizes, and conducts activities to: direct the operations and defense of specified Department of Defense information networks and; prepare to, and when directed, conduct full-spectrum military cyberspace operations in order to enable actions in all domains, ensure US/Allied freedom of action in cyberspace and deny the same to our adversaries.
This is one of the organizations Thiessen now wants to task with… law enforcement? That Thiessen believes it exculpatory to explain that he was merely calling for the use of the Cyber Command, in addition to the NSA and whatever other "military assets" he might have had in mind, to fight crime is as revealing as his argument itself.
In a probably futile attempt to forestall a barrage of partisan responses, I’ll emphasize that the policies and views I describe above don’t correlate neatly with either of America’s two major political parties. President Obama, for example, has (in addition to escalating the war in Afghanistan and privatizing the one in Iraq) deployed the National Guard to the Mexican border, has secretly deployed special forces to 75 countries, and favors military commissions to try some terror suspects (and indefinite detentions and assassination for others, including American citizens). But the notion that Obama is by any meaningful policy definition liberal is at this point as laughable as it is baseless, and the popular view of Obama as a progressive is testament to the astonishing power of certain brands to outlast the loss of their underlying substance.
Still, my sense is that Republicans argue for authoritarian policies out of conviction, while Democrats cave in to them out of cowardice. The distinction is interesting, though of course in the end the result is the same. Either way, if you believe tasking America’s military with investigating, pursuing, apprehending, holding, trying, and imprisoning criminal suspects and criminals is a profound and insidious threat to democracy, you’ll fight this excrescence wherever you find it.



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I’ve read some half-dozen of Thiessen’s opinions in the Post and they were all appalling in their assumptions, dishonest reasoning and ethical ignorance.
Thank you for this and your other efforts.
It’s Fascism.
Stop bending over backward to avoid calling in the US what we’d name a system anywhere else in the world.
http://www.endofamericamovie.com/
Nice piece.
I’ll be one of the partisans with a bit of an axe to grind though. Sorry.
I just don’t think that’s the case at all. Obama is a Democrat (presumably) and I don’t think he’s supporting (and in some cases expanding) all of those things you mentioned out of cowardice at all. In fact, I can think of a lot of things to describe Obama, but cowardice wouldn’t be in the list anywhere. IMO to even have the cajones to run for POTUS as a black man in America puts an end to any doubts about cowardice.
Also, I think perhaps when the Democrats are trying to appear as an opposition party they make silly statements that may make them appear as though they are only grudingly supported some of these authoritarian policies, but I prefer to judge people/parties on their actions, not their words.
The Democratic Party, with complete control of both the executive and legislative branch for the last 18 months, through its actions has made clear IMO it’s unequivocal support for such authoritarian policies as torture, rendition, indefinite detention, spying on Americans, and ultimately assassinating Americans.
As always, YMMV.
And thanks again for this piece. Though I had the one axe to grind, overall I find it to be excellent. I hope you’ll do more now that I’ve read the last two. Thank you.
OldFatGuy “to even have the cajones to run for POTUS as a black man in America puts an end to any doubts about cowardice”
It’s not courage if you’re either A) a fool or B) Nuts.
Alan Keyes ran for President as a Black man. You pick whether you think Keyes was nuts or a fool.
Considering Obama is continuing all GOP war crimes and openly discussing assassination orders, I’m beginning to consider the nuts option for Obama.
Thanks Barry – recommended
fixed maybe?
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nutsbought option for ObamaHi Adam, I think fascism has more to do with the fusion of government and corporate interests combined with extreme nationalism. Related to authoritarianism, certainly, and certainly relevant to various practices we can find in the US today, but still distinct. So I used “authoritarian” in my post for accuracy, not because I was verbally “bending over backwards.” If you haven’t already, do check out the link I included:
http://mydd.com/users/paul-rosenberg/posts/rightwing-authoritarianism-and-conservative-identity-politics-pt-3-in-the-series
OFG, I think those are all fair points. I introduced my conviction/cowardice paragraph with the words “My sense is…” because I recognize I’m talking about motivations and can’t really be sure. I could certainly be wrong, and across the whole party (for both Republicans and Democrats), I’m sure we can find many examples of conviction, cowardice, cynicism, and psychosis.
As for Obama’s courage, again, I have no real way of knowing. I would only say it’s been my experience that courage or cowardice in one arena doesn’t necessarily predict the same qualities in another arena.
Great article, Barry. Very eloquently stated. Thiessen is an odious demagogue, but one guesses that he expresses the views of a certain layer of the government, not, of course, excluding Papa Cheney.
To Adam503 @2: The danger of fascism is real, and perhaps that’s what makes the current authoritarian, militarist policies even more dangerous and awful than they are on the face of it.
Fascism would mean a complete shutdown of civil society. If Wikileaks were banned, and Firedoglake, and assassinations and violent attacks against oppositionists in the United States the norm, then you could make an argument that fascism has taken over.
If this is fascism, what would the domestic jackboot be? Uberfascism?
If you wish to see the face of what fascism might look like in the U.S., take a look at this amazing video of Adrian Lamo in a BBC interview, i.e., white punk on drugs wanting to lick the boots of storm troopers. (H/T Glenn Greenwald)
BTW, I don’t suppose
the assholeThiessen did us the courtesy of linking to his piece several years ago calling for this same authoritarian approach to bringing the leakers of Valerie Plame’s name to justice; which could’ve resulted in death to American personnel or foriegn assets aiding those personnel did he??I’m sure he must’ve reacted the same way. It was probably was just an oversight that he didn’t link to it.
You’ll find the authoritarian wing of the democratic party at Daily Kos. Go over there and say something original and you’ll be put back in line, post haste. I think confusing Democrats with the left Republicans the right is a mistake. after all, what is the difference between a neoliberal and a neoconservative?
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We’re all familiar with this definition of a conservative: “a liberal who’s just been mugged.” This morning, Ted Koppel devised a variation on the theme that could be taken as an insult to his fellow lefties:
“First there is that old definition of what is a liberal. A liberal is a conservative who just got arrested. People are always willing to give up somebody else’s liberties as long as they are convinced it won’t be their own.”
http://newsbusters.org/node/7478
Democrats aren’t cowards, they agree with Republicans. Glen Greenwald on the rotating villain strategy.
Barry,
What I have read so far you do not strike me as a bender over backwarder. Probably there are others who could offer more toward an eventual compromise but only in an environment of honest negotiation. Thiessen, or his ilk, can’t operate there.
The part of the militarization that most Americans cannot accept is the twist to a mercenary army.
By taxing and concealing for a mercenary army the government removes the peoples’ right to declare war through their congress. It transfers the right to declare war to the executive and therefor is unconstitutional. Killing for money is not the American way.
Jeff, just because we aren’t living in a 100% totalitarian police state doesn’t mean we aren’t living under fascism already. I think the Gulf oil spill exposed it. Italy is considered to be fascist too, and there is some freedom. The Italian police investigated the CIA, and they were tried in absentia for kidnapping and rendition. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/04/cia-guilty-rendition-abu-omar
Jeff and Barry, you two are looking at shades of Hitlers Germany, the 3rd Reich for the definition of fascism.
This page has come along way. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism IMHO, we’ve been there for a while.
I agree that O is no coward and has a ramrod backbone. Many at FDL think that he a coward or is spinless because he does not stand up for what he said in his campaign. Instead, I suggest you observe how O stands up for what he actually wants (like imperial prez), rather than what he sez he wants.
As for creeping militarization, it’s going much faster than that. Notice how the cities are locked down during R & D conventions? Notice how armed & clad with ‘protective’ gear (i.e.,looking like monsters strictly for intimidation purposes) local police have become when responding to any disturbance greater than a couple of ordinary citizens?
Not true. Killing for fun and profit has been the American Way since at least the end of the WW II. Our foreign and military policies have been premised on killing people who get in the way of U.S. corporations exploiting natural resources that belong to other nations, training members of foreign military forces to operate efficiently and effectively in their respective nations as death squads against native populations seeking economic justice and land reform, and selling weapons of war and destruction throughout the world for fun and profit.
And we must never forget what we did to Native American and African American people in the name of American Exceptionalism and Manifest Destiny.
We must officially recognize the truth, apologize to the world, make amends, process the reasons for the all of the nastiness, and do justice before we can effectively change anything.
This is our challenge and each one of us must do everything possible to make it so.
GET A LOAD OF THE TWERP…WHAT A WEED. VERY MANLY…WHAT WAS HIS MILITARY RANK WHEN HE RETIRED? HAH! NOT FIT FOR A REAL JOB. WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKE THAT LOOK LIKE THAT?
I’ll agree with all points except one. We need about 250,000 troops on the Mexican border.
Thanks for this piece. I’m not sure about the Dems crumbling out of cowardice, though. I did think that for a long time, but I just can’t buy into it much anymore. When you look at Schumer, for example, he doesn’t give the impression of trampling law out of cowardice, but more so out of calcualtion. He seems to have real relish in being able to “go after” wikileaks and Assange here:
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/455695-Senate_Tweaking_Shield_Bill_In_Wake_of_Wikileaks.php
and, IIRC (but I may not, so don’t quote me on it) Schumer was one of the big proponents for warrantless surveillance and expanding surveillance under Clinton (where the REpublicans were shooting it down).
It was a Dem USA appointee, Mary Jo White, who supposedly first gave a (non-OLC) legal thumbs up to Scheuer for his rendition to Egyptian torture/execution program. It’s been Dems and their appointees who have AGRESSIVELY expanded on the Bush doctrines, including Kagan’s self-satisfied assertions of the right to jail attorneys for even trying to represent someone the WH declares off limits, even representation limited to making human rights claims.
Dems who have aggressively pushed for Bagram as a legal black hole (and then are mystified that the rule of law isn’t really catching on much in Afghanistan) and Dems who aggressively went after the Brits over releasing torture info (flat out slapping them with withholding intel on terrorist activities in the UK, despite all the Americans overseas who are equally harmed by that threat). No one seemed to be that craven there.
I’ve decided the craven bit is just their act, their spiel. Republicans appeal to the bully and the wannabe bullies in their constituency. Dems want to lock up those who felt protective of the bullied as their constituency and it’s calculation on that front. They can sell the Republicans as their abusive husband/boyfriend, so they do. The worst thing that happened to them was getting Obama in office and overwhelming majorities. It made playing the victim harder.
Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer – they aren’t cowards. As much as I believed it for awhile, I don’t by the cowardice bit anymore. I think they are absolutely as vicious as the Republicans and the result is, I’m finally over “the fear” that they have promoted just as much as the Republicans (fear of having someone like McCain or Romney or Palin as President v. fear of people who aren’t blonde and pale with nice, normal names like … Mary) I think the Dems are just manipulators too and they are just manipulating with a different kind of fear, one designed to appeal more to a different constituency.
Damn – you said it first and better.
Agree.
Interesting you should bring up Mary Jo White. I recently read a bit more about those much vaunted ‘successful’ terrorism legal cases. Can’t remember where. But there’s a lot more scurrilous USG stuff there than meets the eye or than was ever made public.
On edit: I forgot Mukasey, the much vaunted judge in those cases. We know how he turned out.
Some how I have a feel this guy Marc is a closet gay and a pride for Washington Post.
As whacky as Thiessen is, it’s probably worth keeping in mind what we did with Maher Arar, Jose Padilla, Khalid el-Masri etc. and the complete lack of any check on or consequence for those actions.
With the shambles Bush and Obama have either left or are creating, Thiessen isn’t wholly responsible for his “whacky” approach. It’s what happens when you extend the powers and tactics already (successfully) claimed openly and without signficant response. Even some news channels are willingly playing up the “wikileaks is killing people” aspect (Dan Abrams was awfully fast to jump all over Frank Richs column, even though his piece was pretty inane) and seem to be good to go with painting wikileaks as the villain in the piece (Iraq/911; wikileaks/Taliban killings in Afghanistan) and priming the pump for a drastic response.
So far, with what Obama and Bush have claimed and gotten away with, openly, it’s only political calculation and not any real check from any part of our government or fourth estate that keeps keeps the “y” on Thiessen’s whacky idea.
“…while Democrats cave in to them out of cowardice.”
This is not a fault, its a lifestyle.
“…ensure US/Allied freedom of action in cyberspace and deny the same to our adversaries.”
Does anyone else find this disturbing? I suspect that their list of “adversaries” is much longer than we imagine. “Denying freedom of action in cyberspace” to anyone with whom we are not officially at war, sounds like a criminal activity at best and an act of war at worst.
Precisely! Seeing this in print “the creeping militarization of American society”, though, makes me feel much less tinfoil hatty about my observations and my conviction that this country is rushing headfirst into fascism.
Thiessen isn’t a policy wonk, a politico or an ops guy. He’s a propagandist. What I fear he’s doing, as is Liz Cheney, is normalizing violent military action as the rational, primary or only response to opposition. This time it’s about a leak; next time it will be about economic competition for some scarce resource; the time after that, it will be about disagreements over domestic policy.
Thiessen doesn’t seem personally dangerous; he looks about as physically competent as David Brooks. Banal seems to fit, but like Orwellian, it’s becoming too commonplace; even if appropriate, such words lose their power with overuse. But what Thiessen espouses is dangerous as the violence he continually espouses.
For most of the time we have all gotten to watch Team Obama at work it has been clear that they maintain their consistent stands for corporate, military and Presidential power, effectively interlinking them for the improvements of our betters. The people that call him weak, as you say, are the ones that misunderstand the difference between telling the truth and providing sufficient cover for ongoing plans. Bush, with the assistance of the MSM, made it into an art form and now Team Obama simply have to pull the leavers of their base, by sugar coating the schemes that do nothing but protect the rich and the militarization of culture.
Thiessen is simultaneously covering for the violent excesses of his past employers and urging us to adopt their behavior as the new normal, a threefer that immunizes his patrons, rewards their past illegalities and ensures such behavior is routinely repeated, and enriches Thiessen.
Obama’s principal affiliation seems to be as an insider, not to a race, an ethnic, language or religious group. He’s intellectually aware of the latter, but his astounding success since private high school has been to become and assuage the fears of other insiders.
LOL.
Not completely on topic, but why is it that the people that look like they constantly got beaten up on the playground as children. such as Thiessen, end up being the tough talkers who hate civil liberties? My guess is that they just want a society that will step in and protect them from all of their own fears. Sadly there will always be more things to be afraid of and never enough authorities around to protect them if they step of the curb and twist their ankles. Fear of personal weakness projected and a need for a strong father(land).
Sure put me in my place. I guess I am still hung up on the noble ideal and see these other things as perversions. Kinda hard to get around the native American part of the story and then there was that slavery thing which wasn’t too cool. Maybe I’ll try that looking forward thing for the rest of the day.
Sadly, Mr. Koppel hasn’t been among the left since he retired to Sanibel. And the American left is nothing like its namesakes in Europe or Latin America; they would laugh at the idea that they reside on the same end of the political spectrum.
The right hasn’t been tied to facts or accuracy in some time. What calling the right-center Obama a lefty does is throw “lefty” in the epithet pot along with socialist, communist, fascist and every other word Jonah Goldberg has never understood, in hopes that some or all of it sticks to a political opponent. That pot is a rancid stew of negative emotion, not accurate description, that the right wants spilled on its opponents.
Taser or tennis, anyone?
I agree in part about Mr. Obama. He has considerable courage and works hard for the things he believes in; he’s a coward in that he doesn’t want the general public to know that those things are not what he campaigned on or part of the traditional politics of the Democratic Party.
Well said, both of you. They both build their stairways to heavenly fiefdoms on our backs with twin versions, mirror opposites, of the same nation-jacking myth.
I like the way you spell it out, Mary.
So we elect the Good Daddy, yet we’re still the war-mongers we were before.
How to explain to the kids, that bogus Good Daddy and bogus Bad Daddy are the same? Fuck the kids, this is about the dominance.
If we could somehow remove from public opinion the propagandizing of the last few decades, what would we see? What’s the actual condition of the world, what have we actually been doing, what can we actually expect as direct and indirect return effects?
Horrifyingly, we don’t know, and no one in IIC ‘n MIC Land can tell us. Isn’t insufficient contact with reality a criterion of psychosis? No wonder we’re nucking futs. They’ve been fucking with our hearts, minds, and spirits, and calling it good governance, for decades now.
Apparently, the risk of “experimental psychosis,” of driving your subjects insane, has escaped their notice.
Isn’t that special? Our dear MOTU have weaponized the very things that are supposed to be humanizing us! Our own public servants in gov’t are literally driving us insane with reductive, mechanistic, weaponized methods of manufacturing consent.
The article reminds me what the military mind set breeds. Tomorrow is the 65th anniversary of Hiroshima Commemorating the Hiroshima Bombing
The United States dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city of Hiroshima 65 years ago, killing an estimated 140,000 people. The city has become a global center for anti-nuclear proliferation, with bomb survivors among the most outspoken supporters http://www.newslook.com/videos/236808-commemorating-the-hiroshima-bombing?autoplay=true
Absolutely. A single reading of A People’s History would give anyone who wanted it a more accurate picture of US exceptionalism, its willingness to use brutality and force in pursuit of its economic-cum-political objectives. Then there’s the Iran-Contra Report, Smedley Butler’s writings, ad nauseum.
We are many good things, too. Like individuals, we are comprised of the best and worst that a country can be. Abraham Lincoln, on the bonds among men in the midst of the brutality they unleash upon each other in civil war:
As with the Constitution or the Commandments, those words are aspirations; we either make them fact every day and for a day, or we don’t.
I can’t tell if Obama is a coward or not. But I see that he is a liar, a murderer, a torturer, a traitor and an accessory to theft (wall street) and extortion (health insurance companies). Other than that I have no problem with him.
I fail to see the relevance of gender or sexual orientation to Thiessen’s espousing the use of unaccountable arms of the national security state to silence opposition, the press, whistleblowers and, ultimately, private citizens.
Probably deliberately so.
Word! Very well said, eoh. Exceptionalism amounts to innocence guaranteed by institutionalized solipsism.
Since we’re the greatest nation ever, we’re obviously god’s favorites; since we’re god’s favorites, we can do no wrong, ‘cuz we’re acting on orders from the Biggest, Baddest/Goodest Daddy up the Highest Stairs in the cosmos.
Isn’t it special, that we’re so special? God bless America (and damn the rest of you to hell)! There can be only one! The power of pride! USA! USA! USA!
And just as obviously, anyone who so much as begins to wonder about thinking about criticizing our glorious mission: “to rid the world of evil-doers;” must themselves be in league with the devil himself, and therefore is deserving of whatever hell of life we can make for them.
If Top Secret America is the “society of the saved,” wouldn’t that necessarily make the rest of us “aliens and foreigners” in our own land?
[This is the NSA. We paid Project Vigilant to identify you as an enemy of the state. We're going to need to see your papers, please.
PSYCH! We don't need no stinking papers to lock you up and throw away the key. I'm just fuckin' with ya. After I cuff, diaper, and blindfold you, just get in the van. We're going for a ride.]
I agree that BHO is both courageous and cowardly. Obama has a very strong spine, and he has the courage of his convictions, which he’s manifesting… for the very upper class with whom he identifies and to whom he pays fealty.
My gripe is that Obama’s a real coward in terms of being forthcoming with how baldly and badly he lied to the small people who worked so hard, contributed to his campaign and voted for him. I see BHO as very cowardly and craven in that regard, but it seems that he sleeps well at night.
Citizens really do need to take the blinders off about how Team America is all about killing for profit and has been for almost our whole history as a nation. Definitely since WWII, Team USA has been involved in many a bloodly conflict, much blood is on our hands, and often it’s been solely for the enhancement of riches of the extremely wealthy.
Chile stands out as a clear-cut example. The CIA hesitated not one second to step in and assist to “disappear” loads of Chilean citizens all in the name of PepsiCo and Anadaconda Copper, amongst others.
Citizens like to believe in the shiny bright goodness of Team USA, but we’re not. And we haven’t really ever been.
The dashing of real hope for real change occurred in Nov 2008 with the election of Barack Hussein Obama. Meet the new boss, worse than the old boss…. and so: on it goes….
P.S. Just have to say that, while the post is very good, I disagree with the title a little. Some have already commented far more eloquently than I will, but… I don’t think authoritarianism is a rightwing concept anymore, IF it’s only being applied to what’s called “Republican” political regimes. Frankly, I think all of what’s called the “US government” is authoritarian these days.
It’s just that some/most Democratic voters haven’t realized it yet, or don’t quite know what’s “wrong with this picture.”
I’ve long felt that the corporate dominated rightwing media has an effect on everyone, even those (like me) who mostly (or fully) opt out it. The rightwing talking points/memes/bullying is so all-pervasive anymore, that’s next to impossible to avoid it. Plus it is very suavely and convincingly presented as the “correct” way to think/believe/behave/react/ respond/whatever. FWIW, it’s “backed up” by the dominant “christian” churches that preach a very, very authoritarian viewpoint, and many Democratic voters go to church and get this guff tossed out to them every week (not to be mean spirited; imo).
So, I suppose authoritarianism is predominatly a rightwing ideology/philosophy/whatever, but in this country, citizens across a broad spectrum respond to it (sadly)… and more and more with every day.
Just a quibble, and I’m probably somewhat off the mark. Hope that makes sense.
You’re right as usual. Jeralyn Merritt:
Not a quibble at all, a very good point, IMO, onitgoes. I feel the same. Republicans don’t have a monopoly on authoritarianism, I say from the state of one of the original Democratic neo-cons, Sen. Henry Jackson.
What are the salient features shared among them? To me, the most important is their mythos. We can’t understand the behavior of our political class unless we understand in what cosmos they believe they’re acting. That is, their ideology, belief system, worldview. All of these phrases are modern reductions of mythos.
It’s Barney Frank’s famous question, to the tea-partier, only we need to scale it up: in what cosmos do these people spend most of their time?
How do they believe the world to be composed and to function? What does that imply about the best way of being human in the world?
This problem is very much like Xeno’s paradox. Why can’t we ever cross the finish line? Because we fail to drop a perspective assumed for the sake of the analytical argument, forgetting to synthesize what we’ve learned. Same goes for war as our American way of being in the world.
Why do so many Americans, the most incarcerated people of earth, fall for the authoritarianism? It’s the freakin’ mythology!
War is the way that way too many of us believe this supposedly mechanical world is made to work.
It’s the moral of the movie, The Matrix: we’re organisms, somehow miraculously aware of our own roles in our own becoming (ie, not only can we make shit happen, we know it, too), yet we conceive of ourselves and then act in the world as if we were nothing but Newtonian voodoo dolls.
Want to free the world of oppression? Free your mind from excessive mechanism, then let Mother Nature have her way with you.