Imagine, there’s no Heaven, it’s easy if you try. No Hell below us, above us only Sky. Imagine all the people, living for today….ahh haaaa, imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace…you huuuuu, you may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope you’ll join us, and the world will be as one. – a dude named John

Glad you made it, won’t you check out the whiskey cabinet? I have a nice Asbach here that the locals usually mix with coke. What? What’s that? You want to know what the English translation for Asbach is? Well, a “rough” translation is “ass – river.” Don’t worry though, it surely doesn’t translate through to the taste.

Just an update for you worldly worriers. I was the Tsunami in Japan, I thought to evolve a little more I would overdose on some Plutonium and see how all my friends “reacted” to my flooding of “reactors.” I tried to warn the people, I even told them a long time ago not to build below a certain line….

I am the faulty casing that is currently bringing up poisonous gas at TOTAL’s 5 wells in the North Sea. What? Naw, I wanted to make them work for this one, so I completely engulfed the entire rig with a London Fog of invisible Hydrogen Sulfide, maybe we can get some dudes in funny looking suits banging around delicately in this storm?

I am Obama’s left hand, the hand that signs all the wonderful freedom projects drafted by our nation’s representatives. I am also the very same hand that currently covers his eyes as he continues to press on through the DC Fog of corruption at the cellular level. Don’t worry, we’ve got a great plan for you guys to wake up, this plan was drafted in dark secret rooms, but that’s ok, because as the above proves, we know what’s “best.”

If you want a complete rundown of the souldown in what to worry for, or to actually feel proof of my entire existence, wendy did a great job in summing up.

These are the things that are within me. Do not look through causal lenses of why certain things happened, because like I have shown you above, it was all ME. There, does that feel better? Need a foot rub and a nice warm hot dog laced with spicy mustard? Cold beer? Time to relax, don’t worry, these things are working themselves out through you. You don’t know it however, because your mind only contains eyes with which to look and read. The other eyes, on the top of your head are tuning into something completely different. A realm that cannot be defined through words.

Let go. It isn’t your worry. Do me a favor though, for being the creator and reason for such amazing influences, I ask you to do one thing for me. I know it’s going to sound like a huge task, but just for me and to balance out this world. I need you to close your eyes in a quiet place for 2 minutes a day. All you have to do during this time, is to breathe, focus on your breathing, listen to yourself breathe. That’s it, quiet the mind, start clawing your way back to that design of human form that is ready for what is coming or quite frankly is already at your doorstep.

You don’t need to run to the store and buy things you don’t have so you can “stock up.” You need to run to the soul and start playing within its endless boundaries, tuning it up for the onslaught of wonderment.

That is all that I add to this. That and the entire formless realm that isn’t reported in news. That awareness is constantly playing inside you, you just haven’t tuned in yet, or more possibly, you have tuned into it, you’re just waiting for the rest of the song to play. We’re at the bridge…..

I leave you now, to go on with your life as you have always dreamed it, you have all the time in the universe.

All the love.