Stephen Colbert was incredibly moved by the generosity of Donald Trump’s “game changing October surprise” offer to give $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama’s choice if the President releases his college application records and transcripts, along with his passport application by 5 pm on October 31.
So moved, in fact, he made an incredibly generous offer of his own to Trump:
COLBERT: Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I’d like to make an offer of my own,” Colbert announced. “Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC — you know I’ve got it — to the charity of your choice…Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever…One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. One million.
“But this dipping — and I hope you’re listening very carefully, Mr Trump — this dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction. One caveat: my balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st.”
Nothing would make me happier than to write this check. Nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth than coming out of it.
Let’s do this for the kids.
Think about it, Next Media Animation – October 31 at 5pm. Do it for the kids.