Profiles Encouraged

11:03 am in Uncategorized by Clovis

All right, you have attained $1,200 in Cash Cab in forty blocks with only two to go, so that means one more question. You have already two strikes, so one more and you lose it all and will be kicked to the curb. The question:

What is the name of the particle for which the CERN LHC is searching in order to explain mass?

You have to use a Shout Out, which means pulling to the curb while you ask help from pedestrians along the walkway. You search out the window for a face that represents $1,400 and maybe double that if you go for the Video Bonus. So choose wisely.

Along the way you see one who resembles the president we are just rid of. A wrinkled countenance without the candlepower to even light up his features. An apple doll.

From the other direction comes one who looks just like Rachel Maddow.

Which to choose?

Now, in less stressful times, we like to tell ourselves and others that appearances don’t matter. After all, you can’t tell a book by its cover, can you?

Well, yes, actually, you can, more or less. I see a volume with a nubile lady in form-fitting silk in the arms of a virile buccaneer on the cover, I don’t wonder if this is a treatise on Rilke. I sort of use profiling to determine the contents of the package.
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