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At the behest of the Obama DOJ, SCOTUS has just ruled that police strip searches are legal in all cases of arrest, even the slightest offense(jaywalking, minor traffic offenses, protesting). Any liberty loving non-authoritarian should be outraged at the idea of a strip search that has more to do with humiliation and a sub/dom erotic thrill than jail security, and is fundamentally an undemocratic and monstrous violation of human rights. But if you are a true believer in the Democratic Party and Obama you should be thrilled!
Since most interactions between the police and the arrested are recorded, smile! When you are stripped, searched and they shine a flashlight into your orifices there’s a pretty good chance you will end up on tape. And if you are lucky, the President himself may get the opportunity to kickback with a glass of wine and enjoy the videos of the “search” of your naked body.
What a glorious honor! This charismatic man—a singer who adult Democratic women squeal for, just like teens do for Justin Bieber; a dancer for whom women swoon and get wet—may finally pay attention to progressives and protesters, to the common man and woman(even if it is just from behind).
So all you protesters across the country make sure you take a bath, shave those stray pubes and comb your hair. Because you never know, the next time you are arrested and humiliatingly manhandled by the police, Obama may be watching! So relax and enjoy it!
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We all be porn stars now lol. What’s a bath?
This has been covered in great depth on the mother ship.
Mocking it as you do is a disservice to those behind bars and walls.
Dawg help it if you are incarcerated someday and learn first hand how it will go down.
Oh, dont’ quit your day job for comedy. Just sayin.
Larue, amigo, I am surprised at you. Don’t you know that humor is sometimes the only weapon one can deploy when one feels overwhelming rage that cannot be directly expressed? I believe this post, and my prior comment for that matter, fall squarely into that category. True for me, at least, I suppose the author can speak for himself.
Humor, a tool of the powerless, works for me too.
While the s&m novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” is about consensual sex, the Obama support of non-consensual s&m strip searches in all cases is more akin to rape–Quite the outrage–making progressive support of Obama an unquestionable absurdity.
I have heard that a bath is something done with soap and water. Though there is always the french bath: heavy doses of cologne or perfume sans water.
Ah, the French bath! The reason I have always marveled at their reputation as pioneers of oral sex. Of course, compared to the English . . . Hey, if you can’t lick ‘em . . . why bother? ;-) On a serious note, humor may be how the powerless express their anger/helplessness, but ridicule has actually proven to be an enormously effective weapon against the powerful. Seems that not being taken seriously actually wounds them more than their consciences.
Agreed about the power and effectiveness of ridicule: Money does not buy happiness, it buys social status and social satisfaction. Which is why those who seek money and power are outraged more by ridicule(the attempt to diminish social status) than anger(an expression of power). Meme’s that point out how ridiculous and absurd the self-absorbed and powerful act are more culturally relevant and effective than anger alone.