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Don’t Be a Naked Hulk

5:54 am in Uncategorized by Dennis Trainor Jr

A new video campaign from the Move To Amend Coalition highlights the negative aspects of Corporate Personhood and the influence of money in politics. Written by Lee Camp and Dennis Trainor, Jr., Directed by Trainor, Jr.

Nearly 300,00 people have signed the Move To Amend petition, which states:
“We, the People of the United States of America, reject the U.S. Supreme Court’s Citizens United ruling and other related cases, and move to amend our Constitution to firmly establish that money is not speech, and that human beings, not corporations, are persons entitled to constitutional rights.”

Yes There is Gay NFL Player in the Super Bowl

9:45 am in Uncategorized by Dennis Trainor Jr

Among the gladiators hurling themselves across the field and at each other with a ferocity that will shorten expected lifespans- there will be a player who, in the privacy of his own home, has sex with other men.

There will be a player who is gay.

Get used to it.

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Super Bowl Commercials of 2013: Do They Reveal A Sick Culture?

2:25 pm in Uncategorized by Dennis Trainor Jr

In the age of the DVR and the internet, Super Bowl Sunday is America’s High Holy Day for advertisers. On no other day during the calendar year are more people in the United States sharing in the same common experience. Last year, 71 % of households who had a TV turned on were tuned into the big game. In an age with 9 thousand channels on your boob tube plus the endless nooks and crannies of the Internet, to produce a communal experience like the Super Bowl is a marvel. With so many people watching – and watching the commercials, what can we learn about ourselves by what advertisers are trying to sell us, and the tactics they use to get us to identify with their brand?

originally published on Acronym TV

Seven Brides for Seven Corporations (a Citizens United Wedding)

1:29 pm in Uncategorized by Dennis Trainor Jr

originally published at Acronym TV

“The Court’s blinkered and aphoristic approach to the First Amendment may well promote corporate power at the cost of the individual and collective self-expression the Amendment was meant to serve. It will undoubtedly cripple the ability of ordinary citizens, Congress, and the States to adopt even limited measures to protect against corporate domination of the electoral process. Americans may be forgiven if they do not feel the Court has advanced the cause of self-government today.”
- Justice John Paul Stevens, from his Dissenting Opinion in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission. January 21, 2010

Days before the third anniversary of the Citizens United v. SEC Supreme Court case ruling, Occupy Wall Street organized an extravagant piece of political street theater: a wedding ceremony in which seven brides were to marry seven Corporations in a ceremony across the street from the New York Stock exchange. The honorable Reverend Billy from The Church of Stop Shopping presided over the ceremony. One of the brides, Monica Hunken in a wedding dress bedazzled with real dollar bills, interrupted the ceremony just as her betrothed was about to take her hand in marriage.  What followed is not to be missed:

Why protest against the Citizens United Supreme Court Decision?

Monday, January 21, 2013 was the third anniversary of the Supreme Court’s favorable ruling for Citizens United against the Federal election Commission that has opened the floodgates for a truly pornographic amount of money into our political process. Don’t get me wrong; I am not suggesting that we wax poetic about the glory days before 2009 when the U.S. political process was paramour of virtue. The Citizens United ruling has become a symbol for what the Supreme Court has been doing for about 100 years, slowly empowering corporations until they have now been granted personhood status and putting how money is spent in elections on par with free speech.

How did this happen?

One does not think of corporate shills as activists, but that is label that one of the most powerful corporate shills in the world, Justice John Roberts, has earned in his short time heading the Supreme Court: An activist judge.

What other word is there to describe the brazen behavior of the Roberts’ Supreme Court that looked at the vast wasteland of cases seeking to be heard in the Fall of 2009 and picked a little case brought by a corporate front group – Citizens United- and then rewrote the complaint to reframe the question completely? Oh, and then convened court a month earlier than was the usual giving lawyers who had to prepare oral arguments only a month to deal with the new, large, and obscene question of whether corporations had constitutionally protected electioneering rights- like people? As a result of the Supreme Court’s Citizen United decree, unlimited and unreported sums of corporate money are now allowed in all US elections.

Bottom line:  The elite ruling class and Corporate Political Interests have rendered the individual citizen nearly obsolete in the electoral process.

Now that corporate power has been constitutionalized via this Supreme Court precedent, how long will it be before all elected officials are 21st Century versions Manchurian Candidate’s or Stepford Wives mindlessly regurgitating talking points programmed by the ultra rich?

Sh*t Super Bowl Commercials Say

1:56 pm in Uncategorized by Dennis Trainor Jr

Jumping on the “sh*t people say meme” to lay bare what Commercials really say to us, namely:

You are inadequate in every way you can imagine and several ways you have not yet imagined.

Regress to the mean. Failure to do so and you risk winding up living in a van down by the river.

Consume. Obey. Conform.