Dear Mr. President;
I won’t miss your being so Twisted. I sure wish you would answer a few questions about that after you and Laura are settled back in Texas.
Wrapping up her interview with the former President and First Lady, Pink asks the former President to share his reflections about himself, his family and his Presidency.
"George!" Laura whispers, elbows ‘W’, "She just asked you a question!"
"Waaaaht, oh, excuse my perplexssssedness, heh, what was that?"
Pink repeats the question.
"Well, heh, that’s a lot of questions, I don’t have a pencil. Here in Texas we have a saying-’You can call somebody with a quarter’. No, uh, ‘Here’s a quarter, you can call somebody’. How’s that go Laura?"
Laura, with a pained expression, whispers into George’s ear. "Here’s a quarter, go call someone who cares. You shouldn’t have said that, George."
"Well, you can still call somebody with a quarter, Laura. God Bless America!."
"Thank you Mr. President."
Later at the condo-
"That was a fiiine interviewing today! Hey Laura!! Can Librarians be blonde?"
(h/t Jkat for