I changed my password on my old internet addy one night whilst enjoying perhaps
one too many Guinness Foreign Extra Stouts (9.5% alcohol content, if you’re
scoring at home).

(and if you are scoring at home why are you reading this?)

[neo-vaudevillian stale joke alert]

Why was I changing the password on an email address which I have looked at
maybe five times in five years? I can’t quite recall, except I think it had
something to do with cawf “Neal Rauhauser” Cawf.

When I next tried to log in a week ago after being tipped off by insane
internet troll/cyberstalker Socrates that “I had mail”, I remembered that I’d
changed my password and oh yeah, of course I had forgotten my new password.

And didn’t write it down.

(because someone sinister could eventually find it by rummaging through my
trash can)

[:o)

I am an internet genius!

haha, and Guess also what? The special question that I had cleverly devised
for myself lo! those many years ago in order to retrieve a lost password…..

My library card ID number.

RIOTOYUS!

What’s a “library?”