At last — PROGRESS!
7:03 pm in Uncategorized by Dubhaltach
Never let it be said that there is no progress in the war that America and a diminishing number of allies are waging in Afghanistan.
Definition of progress from Oxford Dictionaries Online:
progress(pro|gress)
noun
Pronunciation:/ˈprəʊgrɛs/
[mass noun]
1 forward or onward movement towards a destination
To find the rate of progress of a Taliban sapper towards their goal we need use a very simple equation:
Let X = 360-metre tunnel.
Let Y = 150 days (approximately 5 months).
Taliban sappers dug a 360 metre long tunnel lit by electric light and ventilated with fans of sufficient height and diameter for the escaping prisoners to stand upright for most of their walk to freedom and their rate of progress was 2.4 metres a day.
One of the reasons they were able to achieve this rate of progress is that they were completely unhindered:
"The guards are always drunk. Either they smoke heroin or marijuana, and then they just fall asleep. During the whole process no one checked, there was no patrols, no shooting or anything."
Source: Afghanistan’s great escape: how 480 Taliban prisoners broke out of jail | World news | The Guardian
Not only were the sappers unhindered but so were the escapees:
The Taliban statement said it took four and a half hours for all the prisoners to clear the tunnel, with the final inmates emerging into the house at 3:30am. They then used a number of vehicles to shuttle the escaped convicts to secure locations.
Government officials corroborated parts of the Taliban account. They confirmed the tunnel was dug from the nearby house and the prisoners had somehow gotten out of their locked cells and disappeared into the warm Kandahar night.
Source: gulftoday.ae | Taliban help 480 flee Afghan jail
I love that bit about how the prisoners "somehow" got out of their "locked cells" don’t you? And what about that bit about "the warm Kandahar night". Plainly inside that reporter there’s a lyricist just panting to escape — just like those Taliban prisoners now that I think of it.
And before any Americans who happen to be reading this throw their eyes up to heaven and start muttering about corrupt and inept Afghan guards, can I just remind them that as the Taliban statement gloatingly pointed out, the guards at that prison "includes foreign invaders" you get no prizes whatsoever for guessing which country most of those "foreign invader" guards come from. Having now seen them in action in Irak, and Afghanistan all I can say about the performance of the inept and brutal buffoons in the US Forces and the government led by President Barack Obama which they serve, is that they and the Taliban fucking well deserve one another
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