What Can We Title Sarah Palin’s Book? |
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| By: EdwardTeller Tuesday November 18, 2008 6:37 am | |
I posted a Daily Kos Diary last night, titled, What Can We Title Sarah Palin’s Book?
Some hilarious titles, so far:
In What Respect, Sarah? (large print edition only)
I’ll Get Right Back to Ya, OK?
Don’t Blame It On Me!
A Bozo’s Guide to Children’s Names
The Lyin’, The Bitchin’, The Wardrobe to Nowhere (from fdl’s punaise)
Snow Machine
I’ll Ban THIS BOOK, Too!
and mine — Shoving A Dipstick Into A Pitbull
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“youbetcha”
“a wink and a nod”
“the power of words”
“so many words, so few questions”
EPIC FAIL: The Succinct Sarah Palin in Her Own Words (4382 pages)
I think it should be 6,012 pages – one for each year of the earth’s age, according to Palin’s beliefs.
Oooh, you’re so right!
Aw ET. I’ve been waiting for you to surface. Say, what moniker should we address?
No nevermind.
CONGRATULATIONS and THANKS JUST A WHOLE BUNCH! *Wink*
Seriously. Obviously. Ya done good! ;->
*left in the dark I am*
p.s. really in the dark? oh dear. ask et later. it’s prolly way early for him to be up & at ‘em…
I’m ET on one laptop, Philip Munger on the other – can’t get rid of ET on the work laptop. Weird.
Seriously grateful for your fine work, sir. Hope you have time to kick back and relax.
log out and log back in
oh phooey. now we won’t know when he’s supposed ta be workin! *g*
I’m gonna keep it this way. Cool to have a real name and an fdl handle. My rule is that if I write a fairly serious piece for fdl or Oxdown, I’ll use my real name. Humor stuff, like this diary is in ET’s sphere.
bingo! makes sense.
mine’s my nickname since age 2. not much of a cover, eh? no sense nohow. why pretend?
heh heh perris. I’m left helpless in your shadow. You have a gift!
All I can think of is some little children’s book ‘r somethin’
“Saga of the Missing Unnerwear”
“I Lost My Mukluks in […]”
On A Clear Day, You Can See Siberia
Actually, it’s already been published: The Wisdom of Sarah Palin
It’s a blank book…
A blank book in large-face type…
only the shadow knows…
and a full chapter with foot notes
Also, too!
My Pet Scapegoat
As The Head Rears
I Lost My Mukluks in Pucksatawny, Phil.
It’s Punxsutawney, Phil.
But what’s a little spelling mistake when you’re Palin? Not that she’s going to write any of this book herself, mind you. Or read it. Who will? Not her fans. They aren’t literate, either.
aw, c’mon give me some slack. She’s a hockey mom /puck /hockey?
or it could-a been punk, but i was feelin’ charitable….
I told Congress, “Thanks but no thanks…”
I’ll get back to ya on that Katie.
OT ET, do you have youtube of your band? or any of your other musical endeavours???
No video on the web. Just my garageband niche, for audio you can download for free.
thnx!
Nonononono. If Sarah Palin’s writing a book, there can be only one possible title:
I’m SO Awesome: How the Alaska Legislature cleared me of all charges, and the American People elected me their next Vice President
Wasilla Wonderland March
“Say It Ain’t So, Joe… Also”, by Sarah Palin
With Forward by “Joe the Plumber”
The bestest shopping spree, ever!
My pet Goat? The book should be a pop up book though.
Things-
Ha! But can she draw? I guess she can doodle… But a pop-up book?
Narrow Tent, Wide Stance
The story of Larry Craig with lots of pictures of Sarah Palin for those who don’t care to read the book.
As Putin Rears His Head
Pictures from The Palin House
My New Clothes
Sarah Palin’s Coloring Book featuring Trig, Trace, Trash and Little Hubcap
Geography For Dummies
Color the Country of Africa – Crayon Included
How to Cook a
MouseMooseHunt Hunt – KIll Kill
And other fun things to do with Sarah
Under The Flag with Joe the Plumber
And other things that The Dude doesn’t know
My New Clothes
Sarah Palin’s Coloring Book featuring Trig, Trace, Trash and Little Hubcap
How about a paper doll cut out book. Sarah may then have all the clothes she wants!
How Katie Couric Saved America
Who would have guessed that?
“Talkin’ Silly, Thinkin’ Big”
Sarah’s Complete Guide to Theocratic Politics
The Community Organizer Joke Book
How to Beautify Your Pig in One Easy Lesson – the Complete Lipstick Guide
I Just Can’t Stop Thinkin’ ‘Bout Bill Ayres
The Secret Muslim I Adore by Sarah Palin
God help me – I gotta get outta this thread before I write myself silly.
thanks, KC!
“Who the Holy Screaming Fuck Cares About This Book?”
who are you and why are you here? *g*
Phillip – friendly piece of advice:
Don’t forget the lovesong!
mfi
Mark,
I posted that at my place when it came out. At first, I didn’t think much of it, but yh song and video both grew on me.
Palin Comparison
Nicely done!
Me and Johnny McCee: Busted Flat in Wasilla, Waitin’ for Twenty-Twelve
I think a broad concensus could be formed around the concept that the title should include the word “Also”–used inappropriately.
Caribou Barbie Goes To Washington – NOT!
The Adventures of Evil McFeeble and Bible Spice
Killin and Flyin, Witchhuntin and Lyin – Caribou Barbie Goes To Work
(disclaimer: I didn’t make up the nicknames, but I can’t remember where I heard them – here, maybe?)
Digg!
And You Thought Ted Stevens Was Corrupt
Seven Million Buckaroos For Nuthin’
For Whom The Sled Dog Howls
The Popularity Rating Also Rises
The Old Man and the “C”
hahahaha
You have the knack!
After giving this all of 10 seconds worth of thought – Shopping with Sarah!
See Moose Run!
that last one was by cappie0113
I can’t believe no one has suggested the title “Faster, President! Drill! Drill!” Or, Drill, Drill, Drill. As seen here
Or, Flash in the Pan
Or,Red Hot Running Mate
Putting On Ayers
*Wink*
“Shill, Baby, Shill!”
Around My House in 180 Days: My Adventures On Per-Diem
*or*
You Can Go Home Again–And Get Paid For It
correction:
You Can Go Home Again–And Get Paid For It, Also!
Skinflute for Dummies
Oh wait … she only wrote the intro to that one.
My Book: All of Them
All Hat, No Caribou
You Betcha Life
The Moll of the Wild