Ill Doctrine:
What Is the Polite Way to Tell Mitt Romney’s Family That We Think He’s a Weirdo? Because his family keeps trying to convince us Mitt’s a regular guy, and it’s getting really awkward.
I did not know that about the hot water heater. One that got me was in the video the RNC produced for the Convention, too cheap to buy the proper light bulb so this is what they put up with in the kitchen:
THIS is Mitt Romney, as described by his own son:
Why does his family tell such awful stories on him? Do they even like him?
If the clichés are true and the presidential race always comes down to which candidate the American people “wants to have a beer with,” how many Americans will choose to sit at the bar with the coiffed Wall Street multimillionaire who fires your sister, unapologetically pays half your tax rate, keeps his money stashed in Cayman Islands partnerships or Swiss accounts in his wife’s name, cheerfully encourages finance-industry bailouts while bashing “entitlements” like Medicare, waves a pom-pom while your kids go fight and die in hell-holes like Afghanistan and Iraq and generally speaking has never even visited the country that most of the rest of us call the United States, except to make sure that it’s paying its bills to him on time?
Romney is an almost perfect amalgam of all the great out-of-touch douchebags of our national cinema: he’s Gregg Marmalaard from Animal House mixed with Billy Zane’s sneering, tux-wearing Cal character in Titanic to pussy-ass Prince Humperdinck to Roy Stalin to Gordon Gekko (he’s literally Gordon Gekko). He’s everything we’ve been trained to despise, the guy who had everything handed to him, doesn’t fight his own battles and insists there’s only room in the lifeboat for himself – and yet the Democrats, for some reason, have had terrible trouble beating him in a popularity contest.
Update: And now this:
In an interview Thursday with television station KTVN, Mrs. Romney was asked what her biggest worry was should Mitt Romney be elected to serve in the White House.
“I think my biggest concern obviously would just be for his mental well-being,” she said. “I have all the confidence in the world in his ability, in his decisiveness, in his leadership skills, in his understanding of the economy. … So for me I think it would just be the emotional part of it.”
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43 Comments

I think they just have no sense of what is folksy and will allow the “common” person connect with Willard nor any ability to pretend they do. Hell the Seamus on the roof story was just an amusing little family anecdote to them until it was pointed out that most people wouldn’t do that to their pets.
and he is a dick weed; a moron; pandering bastasd; a clown; a bozo; cry baby; rich kid; mama’s boy; has bad hair please fell free to add to this list! :)
he’s the kid that when he shows up on the play ground you want to beat the crap out of simply for having the nerve to show up on the play ground.
Gosh, do I say Thanks, Elliot.
He’s just creepy. I’m not really sure whether his wife creeps me out more. It’s a tough call.
The Chore Wheel. What to say?
Ah, c’mon. I wouldn’t kick him off the playground, but I sure as hell don’t want him to become the President of the United States.
I see it as two different games.
Okaaaaaaay…. Maybe you wanted to beat kids up just for “showing up” at a public playground but I’m willing to bet that most of the rest of us didn’t feel those urges.
scumbag
i can’t watch this shit; tried; can’t
Trust me Margaret, there were a few kids that fit the bill with me and my friends and Romney is the type.
It’s possible that some of the kids I grew up with would have done such things but we didn’t have any rich kids around to abuse. I came from the other side of those tracks.
I’ve been on antidepressents for a long time,so I know the side effects: I really think the Mittster is od-ing on prozac or zoloft or something like that. Note the rapid speech & the stumbles over words,the inability to THINK CLEARLY…
Am I wrong or did Ann not say he suffered from depression after Bain or the Olympics or something?
The need to accumulate is diversionary activity, a way to redirect urges that don’t have an outlet. Rmoney needs a hobby, but the presidency really hasn’t worked out for him. Maybe we could suggest philately, as stamps will soon become rare.
The sprayer hose eyes as well. Yes, quite likely.
Oh, and thanks, Ellie.
You and I hung out at different playgrounds. In my neighborhood he would know never go to the playground, or better still, don’t leave the house without the butler and gardener.
I didn’t require training to despise the Mitt Romneys of the world. My contempt arises naturally as a spring from a mountainside, flowing clean and clear over mossy stones.
Hmm, interesting
I think he’s be happier if him and Ann bought there own Island and made Willard King. Although, I’d still be worried about his sanity if I were Ann.
sprayer hose eyes” LOLOL
someplace with no banking laws
Wasn’t that an odd thing for Ann to say. She must feel that his mental health might collapse under the strain. I figure it will happen during the second debate. s/
I don’t think he frustrates well – how can he not be waltzing into office!? He’s entitled to the Presidency!
The Romney’s, Mitt and Ann, are probably feeling like a dog strapped to the top of a car roof speeding at 70+ miles per hour down the highway…nauseous, scared, whining, simpering.
This is another one of Queen Ann’s attempts (ordered by Campaign Managers) to make the Romney Dick 2012 seem like an everyman. She probably said it wrong.
Also, “I eat first so get out of the way”.
gigglin’ indeed!
I was appalled – I wonder what they say about him in private.
Emperor. Kings are just too ordinary.
The Romneys remind me of this:
scumbag loon
considering his performance and his lying ways and his pandering and..and….., I’d be fucking depressed too.
My thought exactly. I worry also about his mental health, something about not being in touch with reality, which is quite an important competency. Dontcha think? Ann should be concerned, imho.
Okay, so he’s a bit of a sociopath. . .
Requirement for POTUS.
I have never, ever heard Mutton Head Romney speak, because I’ve chosen not to, given his described record…………… but for some reason, I pressed ‘play’ on the ‘breakfast’ link…………. and thought what an utter, utter awful, phony individual.
Absolutely dreadful man.
With potential mental problems (see Wife).
Along the same lines…
He is getting his well-desrved payback for fucking over the lives of tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of ordinary working people. It’s Karma, or something like that. Worse to come. I would like to see him live what’s left of his miserable life in shame. Unlike John McCain, who’s theived on shame, Willard will probably crack. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Did I say I am vindictive?
I think that is pretty darn narcissistic. The way they treat him it’s obvious they don’t respect him. That he doesn’t respect them at all. Cold showers, cause he didn’t think to turn the water heater back on??? Eating first. In my house the men always let the kids go first.
This therapist is picking up on a family vibe similar to the country. I don’t think they think he is all that wonderful either.
I’m convinced that Mitt Romney clones make the selections for corporate FM radio song playing lists. Given all the choices of songs to play for, say, the Rolling Stones only a Romney clone would select “Satisfaction”.
Then he’d follow it up with “Stairway To Heaven”.
Interesting theory. Possible. A friend thinks he’s Aspberger’s spectrum. But why must we give him a clinical diagnosis? It’s too humanizing. I prefer the good old “sneering shitweasel.”
It ain’t Willard running for prez, its Mrs. Willard.
Watch the tape when Mrs Willard says she advises Willard on everything except policy…..then she follows up a little later by saying once Willard’s in she’ll be getting rid of Planned Parenthood.
Good Gawd Almighty
Yeah, right. Romney irons his own shirts that he buys at Costco. Are you kidding me? At least he’s consistent in his lying.
And then they’d be requesting foreign aid and military support to protect their stuff. Oh wait!
A multimillionaire who owns several mansions,shuts off the hot water heater and uses smaller light bulbs and buys at Costco to save nickels and dimes seems to me to be irrational.This is not the type of person we need in the White House