I’m lookin’ for a nice bunch of women to give up everything they stand for an vote for me. And those guns? Yeah — I built that ;)


What I’m doing with my life

I run marathons really fast.
I climb lots and lots of mountains.
I wear suits too big for me.
I’m in a buddy comedy with an older man.


I’m really good at

Mesmerizing the camera with my ice blue eyes.


The first things people usually notice about me

Me. And how they can’t take their eyes off of me.


and over to OkCupid for the rest.

H/T Corbin Hair, via @lizflock.