I’m lookin’ for a nice bunch of women to give up everything they stand for an vote for me. And those guns? Yeah — I built that ;)
I run marathons really fast.
I climb lots and lots of mountains.
I wear suits too big for me.
I’m in a buddy comedy with an older man.
I climb lots and lots of mountains.
I wear suits too big for me.
I’m in a buddy comedy with an older man.
Mesmerizing the camera with my ice blue eyes.
Lying.
Lying.
The first things people usually notice about me
Me. And how they can’t take their eyes off of me.
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and over to OkCupid for the rest.
H/T Corbin Hair, via @lizflock.




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Ever since Hunter Thompson described Nixon as being so crooked that when he died, they’d have to screw him into the ground, the republicans have been acting as if that was part of the job description.
At the level of the street, Paul Ryan immedietely strikes me as someone who needs their ass kicked.
well, not condoning violence but he is one of the all time top liars, always with the pants on fire.
Not advocating Elliot, just an observation.
We live in a world where most of us, at least down here at the bottom of the pile are ‘strongly encouraged’ not to lie to one another.
Then there’s people like PR, who aspire to join the ranks of professional liars.
Humans are strange animals.
I think the wholenixonthing really affected how politics was allowed to function.
No link, just an over the years learning perception on my part.
Please make that awful man stop staring at me from the FDL page. I hope he drops that dumbell on his toes.