For those of you who haven’t enjoyed these yet:

“The government started out as a highly sympathetic character in the 1770s, but in just 237 seasons, it has transformed into an egotistical, self-destructive maniac.”

and JS, spot on as ever:

“If President Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent mullahs in the world but not with House Republicans, maybe he is not the problem. “