Rudolph

Rudolph – A Holiday Lorde’s “Royals” Cover by Mod Carousel Ft. Leeni

We wanted to do something fun for the Holidays and Leeni had written this song for a music comedy show she was producing in Seattle. The second we heard it we knew we had to make a video to it and do it fast so we got to making the costumes asap. Our fellow Burlesque performers Lou Henry Hoover and Indigo Blue were generous enough to participate in our video and we’re thrilled to get this out for Christmas!

We hope you enjoy us as reindeer!

Parody and Vocals – Leeni
Rudolph – Lou Henry Hoover
Your Mom – Indigo Blue

Lyrics:

I’ve never seen a chimney through the fog
I cut my teeth on candy canes and some cookies
And I don’t know my own address
In this North Pole Town
No nose glow envy
And here’s a role call:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and-a Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner and-a Blitzen we don’t care
We’re leading Santa’s sleigh in our dreams
And everyone is like
Joy To The World
Holly Jolly Christmas
I Saw Three Ships
Stockings on the chimney
Hung with care
We aren’t caught up in your love affair

Cause we’ll never be Rudolf
(Rudolf)
Red don’t glow on our nose
We aint the ones that Santa chose
To share his secret Ho Ho Hos

Let me deck your halls
With some boughs of holly
And bring on the YULE
It’s a Christmas fantasy

My friends and I we brave the cold
We count the numbers of the nice and naughties
And we will kill you if you know
That on one darkened night, we ran over your granny
And every song is like:
Shepherd, little lambs
Do you hear what I hear
Thumpety Thump Thump
Little Drummer Boy plays
Rum pum pum pum
(Don’t worry that one doesn’t count)

And other songs are like:
Good King Wenceslas
What Child Is This
Here Comes Santa Claus
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
He don’t care
He’ll kiss your mom when you’re dad’s not there

And we’ll never be Rudolf
Red Don’t Glow On our nose
We ain’t the ones that Santa chose
To share the secret Ho Ho Hos

Let me deck your halls
With some boughs of holly
And bring on the YULE
It’s a Christmas fantasy

Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho
Chestnuts On An Open Fire
Later on We Will Conspire
Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho
Stockings hung with so much care
We aren’t caught up in your love affair

H/T Anne Laurie