Hey, copy is copy.  When you need a story, any story will do.  An Alabama high school football coach saying Michelle Obama has a big butt?  That’s news, if you’re the Washington Post, so you frontpage it (2:34am, 2013/02/05), top and center, with photo!

http://tinyurl.com/acqhajd

Fortunately, the WaPo is a liberal lamestreamer, so real Americans will know they’re just reporting the truf, let the cowchips fall where they may.