Charlie Rose had an hour long interview last night with Vikram Pandit, the CEO of Citigroup. While I might wish for a more incisive interviewer, I think it is important and instructive to listen to the movers, shakers and major players in the current financial meltdown. This can be, and often is, a depressing experience. At first glance, Vikram Pandit comes across as a bland technocrat who is very good at what he does but doesn’t seem able to see beyond the glasses on his nose. Despite this general inoffensiveness, there was something jarring about his performance, as if I was watching someone slightly out of phase with reality. This brings up the question for me that I often have about Paulson or Bernanke: Is this guy lying or just in deep denial? In Pandit’s case, it’s easier to say because he has a tell. He is just a little too glib, a little too artful in repeatedly dodging questions. The bland persona he wears like a well tailored suit can obscure but not hide that he is perfectly aware of what happened at Citi and what his role was in it.

During the course of his interview, Pandit throws out that he was only at Citigroup for eleven months, since December 2007, that he didn’t cause the problems at Citi, and that he is one of the good guys trying to clean up the mess there. A little history: the first Bear Stearns funds failed in June 2007 but the bursting of the housing bubble which kicked off the current financial collapse didn’t happen officially until the panic that ensued following the freezing of the three BNP Paribas funds on August 9, 2007. Pandit was brought in to head Citi after this precisely because the bank was losing money from its exposure to the housing market. Nor was he some guy pulled in off the street. He had headed the investment banking arm at Morgan Stanley from 2000-2005. If anyone knew what was going on with the bursting of the housing bubble and the subsequent meltdown, he did because he had played such an instrumental role in causing both. So let’s be clear about this. Vikram Pandit knew from the day he entered the door at Citi that the bank was insolvent, indeed that most of the financial system was. What he and so many others in this crisis have done is dance madly around this core fact trying to get us to forget it.

Pandit never says the system is broken and the banks are broke. No, it’s about confidence. He would have us believe that it is all psychology, that it is all about us, that Citi is, in fact, fine, that it is we who are not. These are by the way the standard baggage of the con artist and snakeoil salesman. It’s not about me. It’s about you. It’s not about this. It’s about that. And for goodness sakes, don’t believe your lying eyes. Trust me on this. Deflection, misdirection, sell the story, forget the truth.

Pandit did this throughout his interview. When asked if companies that are too big too fail are maybe too big, period, he responded that no, Citi’s size did not mean it couldn’t be managed effectively. He said this the day after Citi received a $306 billion bailout and $20 billion investment from the US government. And about that, Pandit didn’t describe the bailout as a bailout. Instead he said that Citi had purchased “insurance” from the government on $306 billion of its assets. That is a truly incredible statement. How many of us out there, do you think, would be allowed to buy fire insurance on a house after it had burned down? But Pandit’s deceit and dishonesty does not end there. Although he can’t give a precise number, he says the face value of these assets was around $340-$350 billion so really the government is getting a good deal because the government gets to insure them at a discount. But the discount is only 9-12.5%. Some of those assets may have a value that is zero. For the mortgage related ones, their real value is at a minimum 40% off their face value. So no, it is not a good deal. We are getting rooked, a surprise I know. But that’s the essence of a con to get the mark to think he/she is putting one over on the con man even as the con man is putting one over on them.

In other observations, Pandit opines that no one could have predicted what happened to financial markets, that it was unprecedented. I always find this contention a bit strange and strained seeing as there were those of us out here who, in fact, did predict this and that it wasn’t that we were so smart but that it was just so eminently foreseeable. Rose throws up his hands and says yes, but if no one could imagine it then isn’t that just a way of saying that no one is responsible for it. To which, Pandit replies in a classic bit of understatement that maybe markets went a little further than they should have.

Pandit also thinks the government is doing a good job with the markets, and why not? I would think the government was doing a frigging great job too if it had just guaranteed $306 billion of my crap assets. Oh and Citigroup? He thinks that they have a great management team and they are looking to the future. And the past? Well, he thinks that the repeal of Glass-Steagall was a good thing because it allowed Winfried Bischoff to build such a wonderful company. How Pandit squares this with the $306 plus $20 billion federal bailout he just got, well, the short answer is he doesn’t. Rubin gets a mention as a strong presence, good with clients, but in an attempt to insulate him somewhat Pandit says he was not in on key decisions.

As for the big picture, Pandit says the world’s financial markets need uniform regulation and requirements, this sounds good but if you take a quick look at the world’s countries, economies, and banking systems, it is definitely not a one size fits all kind of place. But Pandit says what the world financial system really needs is transparency. And even though he has just concluded a massive, behind the scenes, weekend deal that papers over the problems at Citi and the banking system at large, he says it without any sense of irony.

As I said at the start, it is important to listen to people like Vikram Pandit because although they may not realize it they will tell you exactly how we got into the current mess and also how unlikely it will be, with them in charge, to get out of it anytime soon.