This is the first part of two posts exploring the political consequences that would happen if Canada became part of the United States. The second part can be found here.
A note to all Canadian readers: this post was written for the intent of a good laugh, and some serious political analysis along with it. It is not meant to offend, and sincere apologies are offered if any offense at all is taken.
Now…onto the post.
Part 1: What If Canada Was Part of the United States?
It is November 2nd, 2004. Election night. Incumbent president George W. Bush is nervously watching election returns, joined by his family. Early exit polls showed him losing massively, but the actual results are far more favorable to him.
As the night goes on, Mr. Bush begins to feel more comfortable. He’s ahead in the key swing states. Florida is going for him far more strongly than anybody expected, and things are also looking good in Ohio. It also looks like Mr. Bush has picked up a couple of states from 2000.
Although opponent Senator John Kerry has yet to concede, the celebration at party headquarters has already started. Drinks are opened. People begin cheering.
Then chief strategist Karl Rove comes in, ashen-faced. He turns to the president. “We’re in big trouble. Canada and California are just about to report, and I don’t think that we have the electoral votes to overcome them.”
Mr. Bush is befuddled. “What? Canada’s part of the United States? I always thought it was a different country.”
Mr. Rove looks puzzled. “No,” he says extremely slowly. “It became part of the United States after the War of 1812. Are you all right, sir?”
Mr. Bush laughs. “Of course I’m fine. Just wasn’t thinking for a moment. Of course Canada’s part of the United States. Always has been.”
Unfortunately, Mr. Bush’s presidency is not fine. Deep into the night, as the Arctic territory of Yukon finishes voting, Canada reports. Mr. Bush loses badly, gaining only 35% of the vote. Canada’s 50 electoral votes go to Mr. Kerry. Early next morning Mr. Bush telephones his opponent, conceding defeat. Senator John Kerry has just been elected president of the United States.
Canada in the Electoral College
How likely is this scenario?
Well, of course Canada will not probably not become part of the United States anytime soon. Most Canadians are perfectly happy being separate from America. There is little to suggest that this will ever change.
Nevertheless, it is still quite fun to think about the possibilities.
A state’s electoral vote is based off the number of representatives and senators it has in Congress. For instance, California has 53 representatives and 2 senators, making for 55 electoral votes.
According to Canada’s population clock, the nation has an estimated 34,400,000 people (as of March 2010). This is slightly less than California.
The United States Census estimates its population at approximately 308,745,538 individuals. The House of Representatives has 435 individuals, each of whom represents – on average – approximately 709,760 people. If Canada was part of the United States, this would imply Canada adding 48 (rounding down from 48.47) representatives in the House.
This is a simplified version of things; the process of apportionment is quite actually somewhat more complicated than this. But at most Canada would have a couple more or less representatives than this. It would also have two senators, adding two more electoral votes to its 48 representatives.
Canada would thus add around 50 electoral votes in the electoral college:
These votes would almost certainly be Democratic ones. Most people would agree that Canada is a more liberal place than the United States. This is fairly apparent in the policies Canada pursues; it has universal health care and is less skeptical of climate change than the United States. It would not be too unreasonable to suggest, therefore, that Canada would vote for the more liberal party.
Canada’s Importance
Adding another California to the United States would definitely be a good thing for the Democratic Party. Nevertheless, one should not overemphasize Canada’s importance. After all, it’s population is barely one-tenth that of the United States.
Indeed, Mr. Kerry would have barely squeaked to victory with Canada’s electoral votes. In this hypothetical scenario, Mr. Bush would have just needed nine more electoral votes to win.
Here is one such scenario:
Here Mr. Kerry loses Wisconsin – and suddenly George W. Bush is president again.
This is an entirely possible scenario. Mr. Bush lost Wisconsin by 0.4%. A shift of less than 10,000 votes would have given Mr. Bush the state.
While the addition of Canada would shift America leftward, it is easy to overstate the degree of this. The next post will explore this topic more.
–Inoljt





9 Comments

Smashing idea.
We can start off by begging them to take all of the former Confederate States of America.
We can sweeten the deal by throwing in Idaho, Montana, Minnesota, Utah, Kansas, Arizona, West Virginia, and for good measure Indiana.
Gee, it would be like a national yard and rummage sale combined.
And if push came to shove, we could even pay them to take them off of our hands.
Oops, and I thought we were going to give part of us to them.
In that case never mind.
Although, I still think its a swell idea.
I think we should annex Mexicoas the southern USA.
If you apply the current exchange rate, Canada would get 51.55 electoral votes. Oh, wait. That’s the exchange rate on the loonie.
I prefer to look at it more optimistically:
What if the United States was part of CANADA!!
For starters, we’d have respectable national pastimes in both summer and winter…
Now I like that idea! If we would have joined Canada in 1780 we could have avoided the Civil War, the Mexican War and all of the crap that occurred in between.
Question: How do you tell the Americans from the Canadians in a roomful of both.
Answer: Say there’s no difference. Those who shout, “Oh yes there is,” are the Canadians.
That’s more what I have in mind. Part of the U.S. becoming Canadian. OR… I’d like us to break up North America into at least three regions including Mexico. Oregon, Washington, Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota would be natural fits into North and Central Canada. California,and the Southwest and Texas would fit more with Mexico.
I like it. :)