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Natural Gas Commercials are Full of Crap! Total Breakdown of Corporate Responsibility Exposed by Satire: Ironic News Report

By: Absurdity Today Monday October 10, 2011 5:41 pm

The Fossil Fuel and Natural Gas industries have launched an all out publicity blitz to skew the conversation around the highly controversial practice of Hydraulic Fracturing (Hydrofracking). Their targeted commercial spots on Fox, CNN, MSNBC and other channels during the main news casts are insidious in how they seek to make the sheep feel good about being lead to slaughter. The spots expertly lull viewers into a feeling of safety, security, and hope by focusing on ‘creating jobs’ and having ‘energy independence’ and enough energy to last for ’100 years’. They FAIL to mention a few, pesky details that might dampen public opinion and get in the way of the 3 trillion dollars the fossil fuel industry stands to make in the process.

Comedian and satirist Julianna Forlano hosts this special edition of The Ironic News Report. Watch it while you can! (Like before it gets suppressed for being true.)

 

Are Republicans Crushing Faith in Humanity for Political Gain? SATIRE TO THE RESCUE. The Ironic News Report, September 27, 2011

By: Absurdity Today Tuesday September 27, 2011 1:28 pm

 

Hi FDL peeps. Here’s the latest Ironic News Report. Hope this helps make your day a good one. If you like it PUUUUHHHLease leave us a comment or vote it up. It really helps!

Need Funny? Political Comic Julianna Forlano Lambasts Current News: Ironic News Report: September 12, 2011

By: Absurdity Today Monday September 12, 2011 6:50 am

 

Hi Fellow FDL’ers,

I hope this Monday finds you well.  Here’s the latest episode of The Ironic News Report. I (/we) are looking forward to reading your comments.  This week we even took a stab at KBR….cause we are brave like that…

Thanks for watching!

Rick Perry Prayed for WHAT?!?

By: Absurdity Today Monday August 8, 2011 8:40 am

The Ironic News Report was unfortunately unable to cover the big Prayer-A-Palooza hosted by Governor Rick Perry in Texas this weekend.  We can only imagine what the prayers recited by Governor Perry were like. Maybe:

 

Now I lay me down to gove’n,
I deny Climate Change with Texas hot as an oven.

If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord those Liberals bake.

And should I live for other days,
I’ll put Tea Partiers in the Committee of Means and Ways.

Lord, be with me through the campaign fight
And keep my funds flowing from the religious right.

Amen

 

*Please don’t fReAk out. This is Satire ;)

www.IronicNewsReport.com

 

5 Candidates Republicans Should Vote For Before Michele Bachmann:

By: Absurdity Today Friday July 22, 2011 1:20 pm
"Hamburglar is NOT Mayor McCheese"

"Hamburglar is NOT Mayor McCheese" by KidUgly on flicker

Michele Bachmann is the #2 pick of the GOP to run for president in 2012. We think they have some better options.

The Top 5 Candidates Republicans Should Vote For Ahead of Michele Bachmann:

1) Barack Obama: He is already doing almost everything you want anyway.

2) The Hamburgler: He’s honest about his intent to take the food off your table.

3) Actual Bat Shit: ’nuff said.

4) Halliburton:  You didn’t know? This corporation is now a person. Thanks Citizen’s United!

5) Kermit the Frog: If we are going to have a puppet, lets at least have a likable one.

Who did we leave off?  Who should Republicans consider before Michele Bachman?

(Remember this is COMEDY and SATIRE here people.) Make us laugh!

Progressive Satire: The Ironic News Report, July 1, 2011. Palin, Bachman, Romney, Santorum: Welcome to the Insane Quorum

By: Absurdity Today Saturday July 2, 2011 3:04 pm

 

 

Hi FDL’ers! Happy 4th of July. We’re fully recovered from performing and screening The Ironic News Report at Netroots Nation. Thanks to all for your support. Hope you enjoy the latest segment.

We look forward to reading your comments….unless you are a paid shill.  Then not so much. Unpaid shills are fine though.  And fans. And people with intelligent and/or witty things to say…. We’re here.

The Daily Show has better ratings than ALL SHOWS on FOX Combined!

By: Absurdity Today Monday June 6, 2011 11:48 am

This is such good news!!!  Satire to the rescue!!!

jon stewart more popular than fox news

According to the May Nielson ratings, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart beat the entire Fox News network in terms of total viewers. Stewart averaged 2.3 million viewers, while the Fox News prime time and day time line up averaged 1.85 million viewers.

And FOX News is down overall by 10%!

Read the full story here:

 

http://www.politicususa.com/en/jon-stewart-fox-ratings