The Great Spirit’s Sense of Humor

Q:  As a young lady, did you ever contemplate that in 40 years hence, the local curandera would be placing her hands on your breasts and done in order to cure you of your evil ways?

A:  Yup, I married her!


Q:  What European brand of whiskey are you selling to the Indians today?

A:  It’s called “Austerity.”

Note:  Courtesy of the Chicano Veterans Organization