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During this Holiday Season, politics is quite tiresome and the Tragedy of Newtown, is diminishing my zeitgeist, and where I constantly have to contend with conservatives, albeit Republicans and Democrats alike. Thus, my perpetuating the New Deal and the Great Society will have to wait for next year.
Therefore, I have extricated myself from politics for the remainder of this month, and as such, I am now in the “gifting” mode during this Holiday Season. To wit, my telephone messaging machine states the following:
“You have reached the office of the Jubilant Jaango,America’s iconic Vampire Smoocher. Please leave your name, telephone number, address, and the requisite appointment time for my visit. And yes, I do home visits.”
A Holiday Season to All!
Jaango
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“You have reached the office of the Jubilant Jaango,America’s iconic Vampire Smoocher. Please leave your name, telephone number, address, blood type, preferred arterial puncture points, and the requisite appointment time for my visit. And yes, I do home visits.”
Fixed it for you :-).
mfi
markfromireland,
You’d make a good medical professional.
And thanks for the obvious ‘nauance.’
Jaango
As a reminder, Mark, my last posting in the military was in handling classified materials, and thusly, a misspelling was intentional and leading to “locating” the source, should the material be leaked, inadvertent or otherwise. And there times where I can’t help myself. At times, old habit die hard.
:-)
Jaango