For the sake of argument:

Comparison: the Democrats are like Philadelphia sports fans.

I’ll let that sink in.

Taste it. Rub a little on your gums. Circular motions. That’s it.

Philadelphia sports fans are known to be zealous, yes. They shot paintballs at Neil Armstrong. They hurled ninja throwing stars at Jesus. Or something.

That’s not the aspect I’m holding up for comparison. Rather, the aspect I find interesting is the one where Philadelphia sports fans run very hot or very cold depending on the success of their teams at any given inning or quarter. Someone gets a home run, it’s all, we’re going to the World Series! Someone makes an error in the outfield, it’s all, this team sucks, fuck your mothers, fuck your fathers, fuck yourself in the ear with the Phillie Phanatic’s otherworldly proboscis! (Seriously, what is that thing? I think he’s the scout of an ultraterrestrial invasion force. Frankly, I welcome our new Phanatic Emperors, fresh from the Hollow Earth dimension.)

It took Republicans — hell, Americans in general — eight years to start getting frowny at Dubya.

But it’s taking Americans, and Democrats in particular, only eight months to start dissing Obama.

I know I don’t agree 100%, but I’m not going to lie, this piece makes a good point. Your thoughts?