
His father was a University professor and his mother was a lawyer. That Victor lacked their passion for academic acheivement was something of an irritant to them as were the frequent calls from school administrators and the irate parents of Victor’s victims.
Victor had wisely chosen to form a strategic partnership with the next largest boy in seventh grade, Mark Ballis, who had been held back a couple of times making him the oldest seventh grader in the entire school system. Mark was neither tremendously bright nor capable, but generally not a bad sort of kid and Victor had decided that he needed something of a life remake. As part of Victor’s remake, he had renamed him, “Spike” and had had spent considerable effort on tutoring him as to how to comport himself with a certain thuggish silence and an attitude of cool equanimity. Spike became a perfect henchman.
Victor and Spike, while often scheming greater exploits mostly engaged in classic bullying, shaking down kids in the halls and at recess for their lunch money. Victor’s instincts led him to choose the social misfits, the nerds and the fat kids as his victims, steering clear of the popular kids.
One day, Victor and Spike had cornered a recently arrived fat kid on the playground. Victor got close up to the kid so that he had to look up at him at a sharp angle and pressed his demand. “You kind of bother me looking like that, I think that you should give my associate here Spike your lunch money.”
Normally, the implied threat of violence and the innate desire to flee caused most kids to hurriedly comply with Victor’s demands, but this kid did not seem to be in any hurry to comply. Victor leaned closer as the kid asked him, “What do you need it for?”
Nobody had ever asked Victor a question that went to the purpose of his enterprise before and he didn’t have a quick answer ready. His brain raced as he stalled for time. He fixed his portly interlocutor with an angry stare, the kind he had practiced in the mirror hundreds of times, but the kid just stood there, relaxed and expectant.
Then, from somewhere, Victor knew not where, the words came to him and he delivered them with a patient, but subtly insistent tone. “This isn’t about our needs. This is about you. You need to lose some weight and toughen up a bit. We will strengthen your ability to help yourself by removing one of the causes of your problem. Now, are you going to hand over the money or do we have to work harder to strengthen you?”
Victor, now an old man sitting in his favorite chair, reflected that this was the turning point in his life where he transitioned from being a mere thug to becoming a politician.
Strengthen – example 2.)
Victor sped into the Gas and Go on Bynum Road. He hopped out of his gaudy Hummer with enormous graphics that read, “Alcantara – County Executive” adorning all visible sides and the hood. Heading straight for the office, he bellowed out to the man behind the counter, “Johnson, I need to talk to you now!”
Walter “Butch” Johnson closed the cash register, signalled to the pimply faced kid dispensing a hot dog to a customer to take over and shuffled into his office. Victor was seated behind the desk looking around at Butch’s family pictures on the left by the stapler and the calculator. “Sit down Butch,” Victor said.
Victor Alcantara, now in his 30′s was the owner of a chain of gas station convenience stores and had recently been elected County Executive. Victor now needed to scrape up some money to purchase a sand and gravel pit. All of the pieces were in place. He had installed Mark “Spike” Ballis as the County’s head of Public Works who would approve the contract with the County for sand and gravel and then the taxpayers could contribute directly to his success. Now all he needed was a bit more capital to swing the deal.
“Butch,” he started, “I really appreciate the hard work you’ve been doing here, doing without an assistant manager, working double shifts and keeping down the costs of hiring kids to work the store in these tough times.” Butch nodded and wondered when the pain would come. “So I’ve been trying to find a way to reward your efforts. I wanted to be able to tell you that we’d finally be able to give you and all of the managers a raise, but, the money’s just not there for that.” Victor paused and gave Butch the compassionate look that he’d been working on in the mirror and had deployed repeatedly at events while campaigning for office. Seeing the look, Butch thought to himself, oh damn, here it comes now.
Victor launched back in to his spiel, “So I thought, I don’t have the money,
because times are tough. Let me tell you, though your store is a consistent performer, Butch, there have been a number of times I’ve thought that maybe I’d have to shut down a few stores. So I thought, what other sort of thing can I do for my people? Then I got to thinking about you, Butch. You’ve got a family and what you need is security. The security that comes from knowing that the company you work for is strong and can continue to keep you employed.”
Victor suddenly got to the heart of his pitch. “So, I’ve decided to strengthen you by strengthening the company, Butch. From today forward, everybody’s pay will be cut back to minimum wage. Your paycheck won’t need to go down, you can keep on working all of the hours that you want, Butch, and the company can afford to keep paying you and everyone else. So, that’s what I am working to give everybody here, a strengthened company and strengthened employees. That security should really help you, Butch, now that your third child is on its way, right?” Butch nodded his head while still in the process of making some mental calculations as to how the hell he was going to keep his family afloat while Victor sprang to his feet, slapped Butch on the back as he worked his way out the door and thought to himself, “one down, 27 to go.”
Strengthen – example 3.)
Victor sat in the den surrounded by mementoes of his long political career. His eyes scanned over the walls covered with pictures of himself with presidents and other congressmen. There were assorted awards and trophies imparted by a mixture of lobbyists, corporations and organizations, pictures of himself on the podium at the Republican National Convention, CPAC, playing tennis at Kennebunkport. His eyes fell on the picture given pride of place in the room that had hung in his congressional office for years. It was a picture taken when he visited an industrial hog farm many years ago. It showed him and the farmer in the foreground, and as far as the eye could see were pigs, tightly penned in row after row of cages with mounds of food in front of them and a conveyor belt behind them to take away their poop. The picture had become for Victor a visual metaphor for his constituents and the public in general.
Victor looked down and began to read aloud from an article on his laptop:
Congressional Democrats, led by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.), signaled greater willingness on Wednesday to cut Social Security benefits … Pelosi told reporters on Capitol Hill that a cut proposed by President Barack Obama in the fiscal cliff negotiations would in fact “Strengthening Social Security” and Other Euphemisms
Social Security, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, chained cpi, strengthening
“strengthen” the program, echoing the claims often made by Republicans about entitlement programs they want to slash. …
The cut involves swapping out the traditional method for calculating cost of living increases, based on the current standard for measuring inflation, for something called a chained CPI, or chained Consumer Price Index.
The cuts would start small, but wind up costing beneficiaries thousands of dollars over time … Pelosi wrapped both her arms around it Wednesday, insisting she does not regard it as a “cut.”
Victor stared at his laptop in disbelief for a moment and then erupted, “Goddamn, I can’t stand that Obama, but I have to admit, the man has cojones! Strengthening Social Security my ass! If I had proposed a scam like that in my day, they would have relegated my ass to the “crazy uncle” wing of the party! That son-of-a-bitch is sending ‘em off to the slaughterhouse and they still think he’s just the nice farmer that gives them all that damned food!”
Victor emitted a gutteral cackle startling his trophy wife’s cat who was yet again demonstrating his feelings for Victor by peeing on his rug for the umpteenth time.



19 Comments

I get it. It’s like going to the barbershop or the hairdresser to have your hair “strengthened.”
yep, as anybody who has shaved regularly can tell you, it’s the hair that’s cut down to the nub most often that is the strongest. so, i guess we might be working out another way to claim american exceptionalism. we have will have the strongest old and infirm people on earth after the 1% gets finished with our earned benefits.
That was a great read, joe
It really is a thuggish move. Despite all of the millions spent on trying to convince the American public that their Social Security needs “strengthening” we are not buying. Something like 80% of the people still oppose cutting Social Security. A recent poll told Obama to stick his cuts to Social Security where the sun don’t shine and cut defense spending.
So they resort to thuggery. Cut hundreds of thousands of jobs, furlough 80K federal employees, hurt the program that helps disadvantaged women feed children, babies (seriously!) And this was engineered. By a Democrat. Just to get the cuts to entitlements that craven conservatives have been dreaming of for years. F’ing pathetic.
you know, there have been a lot of things that have ticked me off about the whole process of obama selling us out. but nothing has pissed me off more than listening to the guy turn on the bamboozletron 5000, spouting bs rhetoric about “strengthening social security.” i hope that a lot of politicians find out what “third rail of politics” really means in a tangible, visceral way.
What’s happening is that the myth of the Social Security Trust Fund has vaporized.
OASI and DI will have to live on their own current moneys. The Trust money got tossed to pay for the Bush tax cuts and two wars.
That’s not what the accounts system at Treasury says, but it’s the truth. And the truth has OASI & DI down by $160-billion a year.
To repeat: there is no trust fund. All of that is B.S. Accounting lines at Treasury with no substance.
The best that can be said is that getting back the 2% withholding giveaway (from 2009) has separated OASI & DI from the detestable/damnable Bircher Madness sabotage cycles in the House of Representatives.
“Victor” ??? He’s legion.
It wasn’t the House of Representatives that put Social Security on the table.
And they are the “Obama” tax cuts and wars now.
the trust fund was vaporized by the greenspan commission back in 1983. greenspan’s plan was to set the contribution rate up to a point that even in the worst of times, benefits could be paid mostly out of current revenues and the trust fund was meant to be a buffer for a really bad year, but not really necessary in most years. what greenspan didn’t account for in his formulae was the massive growth in income inequality. the plan he set up had the assumption that 90% of all income would be subject to fica taxes and that the system would pay as it goes based on that. unfortunately, due to our enormous growth in inequality, less than 90% of income is subject to fica and the system will need subsidies unless the cap on the tax is raised to once again hit 90% of income.
and yes, victor is a composite of a lot of idiots and he is legion. B)
heh. i refer to them as the “obama/peterson plan to impoverish the old and infirm.”
The fund did not vaporize. The problem Congress faces is that right now the excess, BY LAW, is treated like a 2 trillion dollar slush fund. The excess collected is put into government bonds that collect interest and that money is then spent on whatever the hell Congress feels like. F-35s? Sure thing. Tax cuts? Why the heck not? However, as Congress knew during the 80s, more of us are going to be retiring. Heck, that’s why that excess was created to begin with. It means as those bonds get cashed in they get to pay interest on them AND no longer get to treat that excess like the slush fund. They don’t want that. So their intent is to change the rules. That way they get to keep that slush fund while whining about how the very people who contribute to it are deadbeats because they don’t pay income taxes. Cute huh?
It has absolutely NOTHING to do with a vault full of IOUs unless you also believe the FED, BANKS,CHINA and other INVESTORS also have a vault full of IOUS. What they have are called bonds, and they are backed by full faith and credit of the government and in each case can be cashed in for full face value plus interest.
Feel free to google it if you don’t believe me.
Republicans use peculiar euphamisms to anger and inflame.
Democrats use them to obfuscate and deceive.
The reigning champion of right-wing weasel words is “reform,” which means “gut,” “destroy,” or “render ineffective.” It is frequently used in connection with “entitlement programs,” which is right-wing-speak for “earned benefits.”
Well, while all this is right on the money; we should also keep in mind that DC “progressives” always make obeisance to the idea that there is a debt problem and a long-term deficit reduction problem; but they always say; there’s no problem right now, we can grow our way out of it, or we can have higher taxes on the wealthy.
While the last part of this is largely true; it is very hard to do politically. As for the first part it isn’t true. There’s just no problem and so austerity is a crime against the American people. I explain it all here.
Every month for the past 3 years, the FED has “made” 85 BILLION in new money and bought government, mortgage backed securities and even things like collateralized car loans from our large financial institutions with the new money. The purchases have been made at full price. Full price, even though some of these assets, in particular all the non-government stuff, is worth much less than full price, which is why the financial institutions needed to get them off their books, stat.
Now, in the future, when that dreaded day came when the Social Security trust fund could not pay out any more, the government could start “making money” – it would never even require 10 billion a month, at worst, even in 2055.
Of course, this “problem” could also be fixed by raising the cap to say, $150,000 per year.
AND, its not even a deficit problem over the next 10 years, so how doing chained CPI fixes the deficit is beyond me .. unless of course they intend to keep stealing the SS funds forever. Wait, could that be it …
When the political class and their bankster buds realized they could not directly “privatize” aka skim off SS funds they went bonkos with anger. That is what we are experiencing here. And Obama, he just loves and believes in those guys. Tit for tat. You, me, go to heck. I think he especially hates the white middle class .. just like the rethugs claimed in 2008. It was all true. (Well, not the Kenya Muslim part).
… x 2 … to be simply honest … goes and gets to the middle
… thank you joe shikspack
… commended
… imagine that … B.H.Obama doing what G.W.Bush wanted to do to SS but B.H.Obama being the slick and smooth talking DINO POTUS Obama is using his IOKIYAAD shield and succeeding polished political/speaking skill(s) at selling political BS ( See ACA ) ( See Wall St. Bailout(s)). Obama is what Bush could not be. Slick and smooth talking.
Plain to see Pentagon/CIA not getting this Obama WH cut/gut application in equal doses that SS/MC has since Jan.20,2009.
One could conclude SS money has been / is being used to pay Pentagon/CIA bills and tax cuts to wealthy USians since 1980′s. Imagine that…SS tax money used to hide wealthy USians tax cuts and pay GWOT bills and GWOT is not being scheduled to end anytime soon judging by what B.H.Obama says and does. ObamaBush tax cuts to the wealthy? Still in place. And Obama has been in the WH since Jan.20.2009. B.H.Obama plainly needs SS tax money to pay Pentagon/CIA/MIC/GWOT and wealthy USians tax cut costs. Just like G.W.Bush did. Paying SS tax money out to USians who paid this SS money in to USG decade upon decade? Cut/gut SS and keep SS money going to MIC/GWOT/Pentagon/CIA is B.H.Obama’s choice.
Stealing and embezzlement quite likely would land me and you in jail. B.H.Obama? B.H.Obama gets the WH and a posh/plush post WH slot. Obama won’t be needing SS because Obama looks to be setting up a W.J.Clinton styled post WH existence on top the WH Pension Plan Obama will get automatically as a ex stealing and embezzling POTUS. Wall St. style. Me? You? We need SS just to get by and not die. Obama ain’t got skin in SS. Plain to see.
B.H.Obama (DLC)(GWOT)(MIC)(CIA)(Wall St.)( Big Banks)(AHIP) and now adding (Cut/Gut SS/MC) … good thing Obama claims to be a D POTUS because it would not be easy being all these and still getting O/D zealots in 2012 to back a GOP Obama. See IOKIYAAD.
Since Jan.20,2009.
G.W.Bush has not been POTUS since then.
B.H.Obama has been.
B.H.Obama Tax Cuts and GWOT now. Obama is doing SS/MC attacks.Since Jan.20,2009.
Thanks, that was a great read.
Another of their favourite words, “reform”
seems to have become passé, and replaced by “strengthen”
Goes to show Obama can speak Orwellian as well as the best of them.
Hell, he’s even better – much better – so sincere and convincing.
He’s got a FORWARD agenda that does nothing but go backward. He’s the guy who keeps a kill list and reserves the right to assassinate Americans on American soil. But he’s got a Nobel PEACE Prize.
This Trojan horse is the worst president ever foisted on our republic.
Sure hope this day of reckoning arrives soon!