I declare (ahem ,GENTLEMEN) that Steely Dan’s “The Fez” shall say all I have to say about the contraception kerfluffle amongst certain elites this week. It’s not the 1950s or the 1590s anymore. Mens should def take some, ah, responsibility in these matters.

Just ain’t gonna do it without The Fez on. Works on the safe side for anybody of any orientation. too.