Just as our chronically constipated Senate bore down and pushed out the second bolus of the Food Safety Bill upon the megacorps that have been impatiently swimming about for it, the ever so apolitical impresarios at Homeland Security fed CBS a steaming heap of fresh scoop.
NEW YORK, Dec. 20, 2010
Latest Terror Threat in US Aimed to Poison Food
Exclusive: The Dept. of Homeland Security Uncovered a Plot to Attack Hotels and Restaurants Over a Single Weekend
(CBS) In this exclusive story, CBS News chief investigative correspondent Armen Keteyian reports the latest terror attack to America involves the possible use of poisons – simultaneous attacks targeting hotels and restaurants at many locations over a single weekend.
A key Intelligence source has confirmed the threat as “credible.”
Mind you, this is in the same week when NORAD will issue credible reports of Santa’s flight path from the North Pole.
Speaking of credulity credibility - don’t you just love the way the professional jouranimalists at CBS capitalized “Intelligence”? What a great way to emphasize that this week’s terrah alert comes from Authority. And isn’t anonymous authority just the most convincing source of fear? After all, what could be scarier than a voice without a body! . . . Read the rest of this entry →