Snoop Dogg retweeted reasons why he’s voting for Obama instead of Mitt Romney, sending a shout out to original poster DragonFlyJonez. High points of the no-to-Mitt list include:
Bitch got a dancing horse
This muthafucka’s name is Mitt
He reminds me of every boss I ever hated
For those who operate under the mantle of facts, not feelings, WhyObamaNow.org via Simpsons and Family Guy animator Lucas Gray offers fun graphics that explain why trickle-down economics just don’t work. And he gets in a great horse gag, just to remind you that
Bitch got a dancing horse




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Uhhm, yeah, recc’d.
But methinks you postted this on the wrong blog.
The 15-30 White Middle Class Progressives unofficially controlling the echo chamber here tend to be Third Party Fluff Voters.
They don’t know no hoodies like Compton or South Central, except from Listening to rap…so the votes all about morals and principles not practical impact…
I’m sure the Dopey Dogg demographic will turn out in large numbers on November 7th to cast their vote.
Yes, Obama is a real man of the people. All those people happen to be filthy rich like Snoop, Beyonce, Jay Z and George Clooney but whatever. I’m sure they’re all hanging in South Central with their hoodies. Speaking of “practical impact,” under Obama food stamp usage is at a record high as is income inequality. Any idea what the black unemployment rate is under Obama? I bet Snoop is losing sleep over all that.
I think Snoop Dogg lives in an upper-class portion of Diamond Bar.
good J; can’t go to his right
No one has ever said that he could not talk the talk, just that he refuses to walk the walk when given the opportunity. He talks about economic inequality as if he really cared about it, and then pushes a Grand Bargain which is 95% of what his opposition asked for. He talks about regulation of those entities who crashed the economic system, and then passes a Bill which specifically excludes regulation of those derivatives responsible for the meltdown, subsidizes the ongoing casino, cuts deals with the guilty banks rather than prosecuting them and sees to it that the banking execs end up with some of his cufflinks rather than putting them in cuffs.
One just cannot believe a thing the man says at this point.
But all y’all have to admit it: that other guy is a white nigga who is named Mitt. And. Bitch got a dancin’ horse.
I think that sums it up.
ROFLMAO.
The Snoop Chart is silly. A bunch of Tom Foolery.
The video is nice. Unfortunately, Obama is also a proponent of Trickle Down Economics.
Extended Bush Tax Cuts.
Expanded Military, Police State and Security Apparatus.
Covert Wars, Predator Drones, Special Ops, No Habeus Corpus. No Civil Rights.
The Government Can’t Create Jobs. – Obama
Job Destroying Free Trade Deals
Union Busting
Charter Schools, Vouchers, Private Religious Schools Siphon off Public Ed Funding.
Draconian Immigration Policy.
Too Big To Fail, Too Big To Regulate Criminal Financial Instutions Get rewarded.
Big Oil, Coal, proponent
Ignores Global Warming and enables Environmental Destruction
Mountaintop removal
BP “Cleans” its own mess, provides own “testing”.
Fast Tracked Shell Oil for drilling in the Arctic.
Promises to cut Social Safety Net in Grand Bargain.
Kow Tows To Republicans. Then whines when they bite his hand.
Obama reconstituted a defeated R Party.
At last a breath of fresh air.
I’ve been waiting four years for someone to demonstrate how
Obama is a red blooded Democrat dedicated to the public good,
rather than a yet another tool of the rich dedicated to the expansion of foreign and domestic policy inaugurated by Bush II and set in motion by Reagan and Clinton, policy that would make Nixon blush and Eisenhower call for arrest based on treason to the country.
Tell it!!!!
Start where you like, but please include his position on social security- its like no one gets it here!
Because things would be so much better under Boss Romney?
but i thought this was supposed to be funny and light hearted and entertaining and a break from the overly serious political stuff; i found it funny and light hearted and entertaining and a break from the overly serious political
good t’ relax now and then; sat nite especially
I was definitely planning to vote for Jill Stein or Rocky Anderson, given Obama’s commitment to conservative policies despite his lofty “sweet nothings” rhetoric. But after considering Snoop Dogg’s cogent reasoning…. haha, just kidding. There’s no way I’m voting for a corporate-cocksucking civil-liberties eroding two-faced fraud like BO.
Wow, I was thinking that I was reading a email forward from some racist right-wing idiot, along the lines of the President with a bone in his nose. The list really read like a stereotypical redneck funnyman’s view of black thinking. I really don’t think that sort of ignorance needs to be repeated.
And yes, I’m one of those uptight types that wasn’t going to be voting for Obama anyway.
“He reminds me of every boss I ever hated”.
This is what jumped out at me when I saw this on facebook.
It would make a good bumper sticker.
Aww, Dogg, are you back on the toot?? That’s the only reasonable explanation.
Obama reminds me of every worthless lackey POS who begged for my trust and then stabbed me in the back while they were kissing the ass of every boss I ever hated.
Hah! And you can bet your knitted cap that he’s on Holder’s “Do Not Bust” list.
This list is really fracking stupid.
Fixed it for ya ;)
Thanks hackworth for the nice summary. Anyway, the first part of this diary is cool, rec’d.
Well, I’m sure O’Bomba’s hoodie is with his comfortable shoes, not to be found in this century.
I can think of one thing that would improve under Romney — the attitudes of the Obots, whose idol will have been dethroned…
Ah, not only does Ass-bot continues his insisting that anyone who doesn’t Sieg Heil for Serial Killer Obama is both white and a racist, now he thinks white people don’t listen to rap!
That sound you just heard was the entire music industry (including Calvin “Snoop
DoggyDogg” Broadus) laughing their collective asses off. News flash, Ass-bot: 90% of Snoop’s revenue comes from white kids trying to be “real”. Pay a little attention, won’t you?As far as Calvin goes, such a connoisseur of cannabis might want to take note closing pot shops is something AG Holder puts at the very top of his priority list, whereas mortgage fraudsters get a free walk. Just a thought.