I about choked when Camille Paglia published an op-ed declaring Sarah Palin a feminist. Now I’m ready to start choking a few people—Amy Siskind and the other women behind the faux-feminist organization, "The New Agenda". ( www.thenewagenda.com )

According to Siskind, David Letterman is a cad, a mysogynist, and a woman-hater (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amy-siskind/sexism-against-conservati_b_214248.html) If you go to www.thenewagenda.com (Siskind’s ‘feminist’ organization), the comments you see posted there reflect the worst of the neo-con right’s assertions about Letterman. It’s vintage Hannity disguised as courageous feminist rhetoric. Bullshit.

Amy Siskind, Sarah Palin, and the rest of these fakeass feminists don’t have a clue what it is to grow up female in a male-dominated world. They don’t know what mysogyny looks like. Let me explain it to them:

Mysogyny is having some drunken puke in a bar yell at you and call you an ugly dyke because you had the temerity to rebuff his advances. Mysogyny is a carload of loaded college boys referring to women as "stupid pussies". Mysogyny is rap videos with scantily clad women who are addressed as "bitches" and "hos". Mysogyny is listening to men telling jokes about screwing young girls, while you—a young girl—tries to put their food plates down in front of them, resisting the urge to shove the plates in their faces. Mysogyny is Newt Gingrich saying that women shouldn’t fight in wars because they might get vaginal infections in the ditches. Mysogyny is John McCain joking that Chelsea Clinton is ugly because Janet Reno is her father.

So, who do these fake feminists choose to attack? David Letterman, a talk-show host and comic. Why? Because he made a dumb joke. It’s was no dumber a joke than the one Jay Leno made about Sarah Palin’s offspring (Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. — "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," 9/2/08). It’s not even as bad as the one Conan O’Brien made about Bristol Palin, a hockey reference to her not being able to "protect the crease". David Letterman—the guy who didn’t want to prosecute Margaret Ray, the poor, mentally sick woman who kept breaking into his home. Not only didn’t he want to prosecute her, but he wanted to help her get psychiatric care and expressed sympathy when she took her own life in 1998. This is the guy the neo-con "feminists" think should be fired?

Palin, who referred to Barack Obama as "Sambo" during her political campaign, and who also called Hillary Clinton a "bitch", should crawl back into her hole with her putrid family and stay there. She isn’t some feminist icon nor paragon of motherhood. She’s a hypocritical, lying, cheating, whiny, publicity-hungry, egotistical borderline personality who needs to shut the hell up.

David Letterman—I love you. You’re a good guy. Don’t let the bastards get you down.