Impeach John Roberts. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts promised to "call balls and strikes" from the bench, "not to pitch or bat." With the Citizens United case, the Roberts court changed the game from baseball to rollerball.

I have no agenda, but I do have a commitment. If I am confirmed, I will confront every case with an open mind. I will fully and fairly analyze the legal arguments that are presented. I will be open to the considered views of my colleagues on the bench. And I will decide every case based on the record, according to the rule of law, without fear or favor, to the best of my ability. And I will remember that it’s my job to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat.

With the Supreme Court plucking this ruling out of thin air, John Roberts is revealed as having lied under oath to the Senate. Not only should he be impeached, but should be subject to criminal prosecution for lying to the Senate prior to his confirmation to the Supreme Court.