Good morning pups-o-fire! Pull up a chair this morning and let’s share a laugh. It’s established science that laughter has the ability to help heal physical wounds and ailments; but beyond that, it’s also wonderful at healing rifts between people. Everybody can remember getting over a huge altercation with somebody in their lives that was quickly forgiven over a shared belly laugh. I, myself, have ended arguments with a laugh over how silly the argument was.
What is funny is entirely subjective though. I won’t laugh at everything you find funny and you will perhaps just groan and roll your eyes at some things I find uproarious. Today I’d like to discuss what each of us finds funny and to share a few laughs. I can’t think of many better ways to start any day than to share some fun with people in my life. In that spirit, I’ll start us off. Below are a few videos I really like:
Here we have scenes from The Original Star Trek series set to some very silly music indeed:
(The sad thing is that I can assign a title and describe the context of each and every scene in that entire montage…)
Now we see what happens when you mix a classic sci-fi/horror creature with a nursery rhyme:
(This is just so wrong on so many levels. I mean, “Their souls make his tummy happy”? That just had me falling out of the chair I’d pulled up!)
Next up was a tough choice. I mean, what to choose in the funny song category? It’s such a rich field that making one choice is almost torturous but I chose to go waaaay out in left field and share with you something that I still can’t explain:
(“Yatta” is Japanese for “Done” and that’s about as enlightening to me in the context of this video as it would be to somebody who doesn’t speak any of the language. But you hafta love those stupid outfits!)
Finally, I’ll end with a joke that almost never fails to get a laugh:
There was a man who went out for a night on the town. After trying several places, (all on a bus route of course), he found a bar that had a live band playing with no cover charge, inexpensive, high quality drinks and a friendly staff and wonderful food. Overall it was a great night club and he got very inebriated.
The next day, he was telling his friend about it and after being regaled for the third time about what a great place it was, the friend expressed a desire to go and check it out for himself.
“What was the name of the place”? his friend inquired.
“I don’t know”, said the man, all I remember about it was that it had a blue door and a gold commode”.
“Where was it then?”, his friend persisted.
“I really don’t know. Just that it is on the bus route”, said the first man.
“Well”, his friend mused, “there can’t be too many places on the bus route with a blue door and a gold commode. Let’s drive around until we find it”.
Liking the idea, the first man agreed and off they went. But after looking into every bar, club and restaurant with a blue front door that they could find, they decided to admit defeat and head home. Turning around, they got a couple of blocks off the bus route and suddenly the first man sat up straight and pointed excitedly.
“There it is!”, he exclaimed, “I think that’s the place”!
So they get out of the car, walk into the bar and go up to the bartender.
“Was I in here last night?”, asked the man.
“I really don’t know sir, I was off last night.” said the bartender.
“Well can you tell me this”, asked the first man persistently, “do you have a gold commode”?
“Wait right here!”, the barman barked and then turned around and shouted into the back, “Hey Phil! Here’s the bastard that crapped in your Tuba last night”!
Now, won’t you please share a rare joke with us or maybe another funny video? Come on. Among all of the doom and gloom, let’s just laugh with each other this morning and talk about what makes us feel good.



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“Hello, and how did you find yourself this morning”?
“Well I just rolled back the sheets and there I was”!
Thanks, Margaret, and you know me that well, I love a laugh.
I’ve been told also that people think I’m laughing at them, but they’ll just have to get over it.
We had neighbors drop by the other day as we were sitting around a barbeque just finished, so naturally, I greeted them with; “You’ve just missed dinner.” Then asked my friends if they thought that was insulting. Can’t help it, I will always find something funny in everything.
I’m very similar. The idea for this post came while I was sitting around a table with a bunch of co-workers, doing some tedious hand work and it occurred to me how much we laughed and how much more pleasant it made an otherwise mind numbing task.
M: Nice topic…I will admit in public that I still find humor at about the 4th grade level the best. Can’t think of specific at this moment, but the kind you recall or hear from a grandchild….as in really ridiculous. Knocks me out…Maybe will think of something in a bit.
Everyone is now trying to think of a joke.
NPR…Great tribute to Phyllis Diller…how fitting and well-done.
Phyllis Diller was wonderful! Seems to me the funny performers seem to live the longest: Phyllis Diller was 95, Ernest Borgnine was likewise 95, Andy Griffith made it to 86, Dick Van Dyke, still going strong at 86 and Bob Hope and George Burns both lived to be 100… I’m not saying that there is a statistical correlation but it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if there was.
Not sure either, but there is a lot of research about rewards of laughing….and Diller was so good at laughing at herself and the most ordinary daily events. Interesting life story, also.
Bob Hope reached 100. But it helps to be able to joke about the good dying young.
And so did George Burns.
Good morning all. I awoke this morning thinking that it might Margaret hosting PUAC. What a treat.
Trying to think of a joke and am as blank as can be. Oh well. Maybe later.
Yesterday I made Ruth drive the farm tractor and she pulled a tree top out of the ravine beside the yard here. Now that was funny right there.
/STO
LMAO! Welcome indeed! I didn’t mean to pop the clutch on peoples’ minds this morning. I’d been up all day when I wrote the post!
A video would have been great, spud.
I don’t have a link but if anyone missed Stephen Colbert’s take down of Steve King, go find it. Had tears running down my face…..it was that funny.
Teh google is my
friendally. ;)I would give folding money to see that.
Good morning Spud.
Rene Descarte walks into a bar an d orders a beer.
A bit later the bartender comes over and asks, “Have another?”
Rene replies, “I think not.”
And pfffft, he disappears.
Two Rabbis walk into a bar. You’d think the second one would have seen it.
Tractor = Big, loud, machine. Not your Honda Civic. Heh.
/ STO
DaVinci’s Notebook – Another Irish Drinking song
Good Morning All!
Boxturtle (The slideshow with it makes the song)
Big loud machine without a cab around you. (the real Ruth here)
Video next time, OK?
Started cooling off a bit here this past week. Maybe you can come home soon. Texas is better when you’re here.
LMAO! And this is what you leave when you drink yourself to death.
As opposed to the Pantomime Ruth? ;)
Not this early in the a.m., shall we say, it could have made it as a teaser for “Scary Movie”. And TX will want to cool off before I come back, it will improve my mood considerably. (Electric bill for July was $16.04.)
Gosh, ours was only $287.00. Isn’t that wonderfull?
I’m kinda jealous about the tractor. The CBL won’t let me have one.
Robin Williams on the Olympics.
More like a silhouette cut-out.
I will steer. That’s it.
Mine was $109 but I scrimped and sweltered my way to the savings.
Thankfully, here we open the windows for air conditioning. Nice, if you can get it.
When in TX, I cut off the rest of the house and cool the front only in summer.
I used to do that in the winter in Houstopolis but I only had a tiny electric space heater so I pretty much lived in my bedroom. The winter of 1985/1986 made me happy I joined the Navy that year.
Off to start my day. Have a wonderfull weekend all. Thanks for the post and host Margaret.
Om, msmolly, demi, missed y’all this morning. Hope all is well.
(out)
Be safe. Hug the wonderful CBL for me and tell Kris hi.
In N.TX. we hear too often about folks using space heaters and burning the place down. A few pets should work fine, right?
I had one teeny cat who was feral and averse to sleeping in bed with me.
The thing about space heaters is that they can make them as safe as can be but one can never take teh stoopid out of the equation.
No thought of adopting a nice warm cow, eh? In the northeast, I like seeing that the house often has a walkway/tunnel to the barn, a good heating plan if you can do it.
LMAO! Why don’t they just pipe in all the methane and burn that?
I’ve used one too, but some folks can’t be bothered to read instructions. Also true of turkey vats used to fry the Thanksgiving bonfire.
I’m missing a lot of regulars too. I hope it’s not a comment on the subject matter. I would have thought it would be well attended. Maybe people don’t feel much like laughing these days…
Some of the subject matter we’ve dealt with this week would wipe out any sense of humor they have retained over the past several disasters.
Yikes! I knew a (drunk) guy once who not only set his garage on fire but then poisoned his family by serving the underdone bird. No word on what he put the fire out with.
Good morning Margaret, thanks for hosting,
Picking green beans over near the buckwheat and there is a distinctly audible hum rising amongst those flowers as the sun warms things up.
Most people don’t get my jokes, my humor being a rather obscure type, I guess.
There are several historical homes in the state of Scandinavian heritage where the animals and the humans all lived in the same building. Must have been nice not to shovel your way through snow to milk the cows or harness the horse, or collect your fresh eggs.
Thanks for attending pups o’ few. Phoenix Woman has a new post up. It’s a touching tale about a man helping his dog in it’s autumn years. I’m going to get started on my chores but that doesn’t mean I won’t be around to greet and converse still. Have a wonderful weekend one and all!
It seems a practical, (if smelly), solution.
Teh google on, ‘obscure humor,” took me to a social anxiety disorder forum and there was only one response to the questioner, two years ago.
Like everything but political bent, my taste in humor is pretty eclectic. My brother is the only one who understands the most obscure stuff though. But that’s because we’ve read many of the same books and watched many of the same movies.
Oh, gosh, look at the time! Man-O, I slept in. Can’t say I did that on purpose, for sure, but, I’m sorry that I missed this morning’s chat.
Waving to Everyone.
I’ll make some coffee and see if anything funny happens or comes to mind.
Hi demi! Baaaaad girl for getting up at *gasp* 7:00am on Saturday morning. I mean, you might as well stop wearing shoes and move onto a commune. ;)
Good morning!
We all have differing senses of humor, so some may not find this funny. TV program the other night (with a bit of politics involved) was discussing the NY stop-and-frisk law. Suggesting the lemonade that might be made from this lemon of a policy, it was suggested that each stop-and-frisk ‘victim’ be given a punch card; each stop-and-frisk event would require the police to punch the card. After a requisite number of punches, the ‘friskee’ would be entitled to a free sub, soft drink (fill in the blank.) This was followed by suggestions of what might be contained within the pockets of the potential ‘friskee’ . . . and the idea of a policeman sticking his hands into a victim’s pocket and coming out with a handful of mushy oatmeal, I thought, was hysterical.
Heh. I had one of those weird night when it seemed to take forever to fall asleep. I think I was dreaming that I couldn’t fall asleep, because I’d look at the clock and it would be 2 hours later than the last time I looked.
I worry that I’m loosing my sense of humor. Been a little grumply lately.
Make up laughter you say? I’ve heard of make up sex, but I imagine that laughter would work well too.
It’s a good post, Peg. Maybe I’m not the only one sleeping in. :)
Thanks Margaret, I hadn’t seen the Monty Python-Star Trek one. It made me think of one of my favorites which went in the opposite direction (video from Monty Python combined with the sound from another movie)
If 300 was a Monty Python Movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCxcLvPIqU
Picture mousetraps.
Or, scorpions.
(Too mean?)
My sense of humor is very base I’m afraid. I’ll laugh at almost anything as long as you’re not bleeding. I’ll even help you back up. Heh. But I’ll never apologize for laughing at something. If you didn’t see it as funny, well that’s your problem right. If you laugh, you use every muscle in your face and thus, your face stays young. I don’t look my age and I know why.
This is spud, by the way.
Oh wow! That has a wonderful ending! Thank you very much and lmao!
LMAO! The joke around work is that it’s not funny unless you hit the floor.
Just watched the first clip, so I’ll amend my “scorpions” to “tribles”.
You might need kevlar pockets to keep them in!
Kevlar pockets! Not on the floor, but smiling.
A smile is a start. :)
I’ll take it, thanks, Peggy.
I think it’s bacon sandwich time. Care for one?
spuds’ sense of humor is strained too far, he’s getting commandeered off to the grocery store. (Pretends innocence ;-) )
Got my sneakers on and going out to the park first, then I’ll go buy some bacon and bagels. Take good care.
Oh, something I thought of well after the fact on your birthday elderberry purple fingers. It looked like you just finished voting in Iraq.
(That’s the best I’ve got this morning, Ruth. Take good care.)
Just finished mine gal but enjoy!
Make spud have fun!
See, I’m not even awake yet. I guess I want you to take double good care.
Peggy, thanks for starting the morning with a smile.
Oh, and I’m not going to wear my t shirt with the target on it to the park. Or my hoodie.
Hope your day is swell and maybe I’ll see ya around. Mister’s going to SD on business tonight and tomorrow and Sonny is going to his dad’s. I might be online tonight, unless I can find a couple of good comedies at the rental store.
I am truly demented. This made me laugh louder than anything else so far this morning:
Per CNN “Police gunfire responsible for wounding all 9 in New York”
Very late to the laugh party, and can’t stay long… but that made me snort (with laughter).
Peggy, lateness is no comment on the topic or host…just my trip to El Paso (the Sun City, where the fiercest storm I’ve seen in awhile cancelled part of what Iwent there for) wore me out and I slept laaaate.
Why Ruth, don’t you know fall is here…only 90 yesterday in San Antonio. Pleasant outdoors today…haven’tlooked at theremometer.
OTOH my electric bill was in the mailbox but I’m afraid to open it.
Hi tejanarusa! No prob! Hope your coming week is better.
Yeah. The only person the gunman hit was the one he killed — the cops did all the rest of the carnage.
This is the perfect answer to those who say that “if everyone there had been armed it wouldn’t have happened” — the cops were trained professionals and they STILL caused a lot of collateral damage. What makes anyone think that the average civilian would have done any better?
This is one of my favorite jokes from the 08 presidential campaign.
Do you know what Sarah Palin says after she has sex?
“So, which one of you is the goalie?”
Yeah, I read that but as this is Pull Up a Chair, I didn’t bring it up.
PW, please. Just a gentle reminder.
Loved the Star Trek video; that’s just hilarious. I can’t say that I know the titles of the shows those clips come from, but most of them are very familiar (perhaps too familiar)! Thanks for that.
I’m horrid at remembering jokes, but here’s one that I like (having worked in the legal “industry” all my life):
What’s the difference between a porcupine & a lawyer in a Porche?
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With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
Tee hee…. everyone have a good day today.
I heard a story about a man who went into a pawn shop in new york and bought a statue of a rat. As he left the shop and walked down the street, rats came out from everywhere following him. Pied Piperish. He walked all the way to the bay and threw the statue out into the ocean and all of the rats followed it to their watery deaths.
The next day, the man went back to the same pawn shop and asked if the owner had any statues of attorneys.
In case anyone stops back, I was occupied this morning with a series of stuff and couldn’t stop in. Had to let a handyma into the house I look after down the street (the owners are there only about 3 months a year) and then ride my bike to the Farmer’s Market, then a long bike ride, then home and lunch. So I wasn’t back online until after noon EDT.
Great topic, Margaret. Loved the jokes in the comments, too.
Yeah, rules are meant to be broken; some things are truly topical, even if off “the” topic, imho.
heh… hadn’t heard that one before, and I thought I’d heard all of the attorney jokes. Good one!
Ahhhh… you don’t mind a one time a week, three hour break from all the bad news? There are plenty of threads where that can appropriately be brought up, don’t you think?
Hope you are having a good weekend. I am. Just doing piddling jobs. Cleaning and moving this here and putting that there. Time for a nap, I think. :)
See you later, I hope
Horse walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks the horse, “Why the long face?”
or, perhaps:
Guy says to his friend: I think my wife died. The friend asks why he thinks so, to which the guy replies, “Well sex is the same, but the dishes are pilling up.”
What I mind is a rigidity about rules where usually they end up with arbitrary application. Im much more live and let live. I just do not much like the idea of someone correcting someone else who has contributed something worthwhile even if not exactly on the topic.
(Im not talking about a complete taking over of the thread; just interjecting something timely/relevant etc; enriches the thread seems to me.)
And, so we live and let live according to our own arbitrary applications.
Sounds good to me.
Thanks, Bev.