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Is there anything the financial elites won’t say, or pay someone else to say, to keep their games going? Collin Peterson, D, MN-07 is circulating a discussion draft of a statute to ban most credit default swaps. Here’s the operative language:

(h) LIMITATION ON ELIGIBILITY TO PURCHASE A CREDIT DEFAULT SWAP.—It shall be unlawful for any person to enter into a credit default swap unless the person would experience financial loss if an event that is the subject of the credit default swap occurs.

EFFECTIVE DATE.—The amendments made by this section shall be effective for credit default swaps (as defined in section 1a(34) of the Commodity Exchange Act) entered into after 90 days after the date of the enactment of this section.

This proposal flatly bans naked credit default swaps. It doesn’t really do a great job of stopping them, because the language only applies to ownership of some instrument at the moment when the CDS is purchased or sold. And it certainly only applies to CDSs purchased after the statute becomes effective. I bet no one who reads this would think anything else.

Except for financial elites and their lackeys. Bloomberg reports on this here, complete with explanations from our financial betters. Here’s a BNP Paribas analyst:

"I think you have people at the Fed and Treasury who have an understanding of the CDS market," he added. "I think they know that this is a huge segment of tradable activity at the banks and that it would cause a great deal of harm to unwind or basically terminate that market from an earnings and risk standpoint."

Unwind? Where is that in the draft bill? Nothing is going to be unwound, the existing CDSs just go on and ravage the financial system. BNP guy also explains that it was AIG that was the problem, no one else. True, except for Merrill Lynch, which recently lost Madoff size money on CDSs, requiring another $100bn from taxpayers to keep Bank of America from failing. And we don’t know what other shoes are going to be thrown at us by these angry journalists banksters. As for trading income, I think I speak for most of us when I say I would rather banks make money lending than betting on other people’s lending.

Next Bloomberg gives us a lawyer from the elite global law firm, Paul Hastings (average earnings per partner in 2007: $1.92mn)

However, "its unlikely in the current form, I think it’s undoable," … "You can’t just make credit default swaps illegal, and that’s effectively what it does."

Really? I bet Congress could make CDSs illegal, or close enough so it wouldn’t matter. In fact, isn’t that what this bill does? I thought so. Maybe he’s a lawyer from Bushland, that Camelot of the Financial Elites, where laws regulating their activities were, in fact, impossible, and rain may never fall ’til after sundown.

Last, we have the chief strategist at Credit Derivatives Research. He explains that the bill requires both sides to have a financial stake in the debt for which protection is written. That is true. That means the seller of protection somehow has to be short the bond. That’s going to raise prices for protection, and that, our financial guru tells us, will make it even harder for corporations to tap the long term bond market.

He means that if corporations are having trouble borrowing money, CDSs are the solution. Banks and investors are willing to lend money to corporations if they can get someone to write insurance for them, and CDSs are that insurance. It’s like the way you can buy a house, even if you don’t have a big down payment, as long as you have FHA insurance. He says everything is fine in the markets for single-name CDSs, like those on GM and Lehman Bros., so the “insurance” will be available.

Can you remember when borrowing wasn’t a problem for corporations, a few weeks ago, before the implosion of the financial markets? Now they can only borrow if they have insurance? For this guy who makes a living researching derivatives, CDSs are the only solution to the problem they helped cause. He reminds me of William Garvey explaining in todays NYT Op-Ed section that $50 million business jets are great. Garvey is the editor-in-chief of a glossy, Business and Commercial Aviation.

And just like Garvey, Credit Derivatives Analyst guy is dumping another fable on us. In fact, there are insurance companies that write insurance for municipal bonds. They’re shaky now, because they wrote a bunch of insurance for mortgage-backed securities, but I bet they could make a ton of money writing actual insurance for corporations, if any corporations thought they needed it. Maybe Credit Derivatives Research guy could change his company name to Corporate Debt Insurance Analysts.

I imagine Collin Peterson is hearing plenty from these guys, among many others, who got it wrong. Maybe he could hear from those of us who applaud his efforts.

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