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The oligarchy in the US includes a large number of people in the financial business, you know, the “industry” that plays with other people’s money and takes all the profits and none of the losses. Those leeches have had their way with our government, which has refused to hold them accountable for the destruction of our economy and the hopes and dreams of millions. Not satisfied with taking and keeping all the money, now they want to elect one of their own president. As evidence, take a look at the donors to Mitt Romney’s SuperPac, Restore Our Future.
The biggest human person donor is John Paulson, who paid $1 million to Restore Our [his] Future. He’s the guy who played ABACUS with Goldman Sachs, and made billions betting, if that’s the right word when you’re talking about these deals, against crappy real estate mortgage-backed securities. He is ranked 17 on the Forbes 400.
Among the big givers are at least three Bain employees, Edward Conant, $1 million, and Paul Edgerly and Sandra Edgerly, husband and wife who gave $500,000 each (Sandra is now a homemaker.) Louis Bacon gave $500,000; he is the founder of Moore Capital, and quite wealthy, wealthy enough to spend it chasing anonymous internet commenters who say ugly things about him.
Two of the $250,000 donors are in the real estate business, Renee Morse and a company she controls, The Villages, a retirement community in Florida, and Robert Pence of Pence-Friedel Developers in DC. At $230,000, we have Jeffrey Sprecher, bounder of ICE, one of those fabulous internet-based financial marketplaces that have done so much for all of us. At $125,000, we have three more financiers: Kevin Rollins of TPA Private Equity, and Marc Leder and Rodger Krouse of Sun Capital Advisors.
Between $25,000 and $100,000, we have:
Robert Reynolds: Putnam Investments
Alexander Navab: Kohlberg Kravis Roberts
Lee Ainslie: Maverick Capital
Bradley Bloom: Berkshire Partners/Private Equity I
Richard Boyce: T.P.G. Capital
David Bullock: West Rim Cap./Sorenson Cap
William Fleishman W/F Investment Corporation
Eric Varvel: Credit Suisse
Jeffrey Fox: Harbor Investments
Sam Fox: Harbor Investments, also a big funder of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Fox
Theodore Cutler: the Interface Group, a factor of receivables
David Knott: Knott Partners
Marc Rowan: Apollo Management
William Achtmeyer: The Parthenon Group
Chris Jenny: The Parthenon Group
Nicolas Beckwith: Arch Street Management
John Griffin: Blue Ridge Capital
There are other real estate developers, and a few businessmen and lawyers scattered in the donor group.
Extra kudos, though, for Christopher Landry of TA Investors and James Heavener, who got big time product placement for their $40,000 and $45,000 contributions. Eric Lichtblau, a well-known truth vigilante, writes in the New York Times that TA Investors owns, and Heavener is CEO, of Full Sail University, Romney has mentioned Full Sail University twice as the solution to the high cost of education. Heavener is co-chair of Romney’s fund-raising team in Florida. Get the details here; and here’s a delicious sample:
Mr. Romney did not mention the cost of tuition at Full Sail, which runs more than $80,000, for example, for a 21-month program in “video game art.”
I wonder if Newt has a mean film about any of these guys.



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Chilling isn’t it? We have the best democracy money can buy.
Check out this video featuring Jack Abramoff from the 1:11:45 mark through 1:14:30. He pretty much states that every single one of them has been bought.
Another non-surprise:
Just because these people spend millions to promote crooks like Romney and Obama, it does not follow that we must swallow the propaganda that their money will buy and vote for either of these jerks.
We don’t have to vote for them. The truth is that they can only buy our votes if we agree to it. These people cannot go into the voting booth with us. They cannot hold a gun to our heads. We are not helpless.
Regardless the choices, I am NOT voting for Obama OR Romney and I don’t give a rats ass if they each raise a billion dollars for their campaigns. In general, Americans would be better off to vote for the candidate with the smallest campaign chest instead of the one with the largest–and that goes from almost all races: Local State and National.
From the headline, I thought this was going to be about Obama.
And maybe it is. Romney is just an insurance policy.
Instead of scratching the surface, why not take a pick ax to exactly who this Oligarchical Empire is and how they operate?
Testimony from “a gangster for capitalism” who refused to be the Oligarchs’ Hitler or Mussolini:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQoBAc95tnw&feature=related
That episode was just a corner of the curtain lifted to reveal the workings of the Empire which has always been at war, mostly covert, with a an inherently anti-oligarchical Republic founded upon the Rights of Man:
http://www.larouchepac.com/1932
Good points to make, Mac.
Now, if we could just get a president with the political moxie to make them to the people, we might finally be on the right track…
Seen one lately?
Allan:
“Romney is just an insurance policy.”
The “upstate returns” aren’t in yet, but so far, those 6 words encompass more political wisdom and truth than anything I’ve yet seen in this young campaign.
Thanks, Allan. :o)
Its election season and progressive critics cant think to do anything but participate in the farce that Obama is a man of the people.
“The oligarchy in the US includes a large number of people in the financial business, you know, the “industry” that plays with other people’s money. …”
I’m very happy to see you put the word Industry in Bullshit quotes.
Obama was just an insurance policy for Hillary. Just Sayin
I wonder if John Paulson is related to Hank, you know the one that used to be in charge of the World’s money? Yeah, the one that begged George and Congress to bail out the banks.
Well of course. The oligarchs paid to elect Obama… and as usual… in this election they intend to pay for both candidates.
Why is this a supprise? The Oligarchs win either way… thats the whole point to what they are doing.
This is exactly why I re-registered as an Independent. Both partys and their corrupt politicins are bought and paid for by the 1%, I have no intentions of supporting either of those two corrupt organizations or their corrupt politicians.
Agree… 100%.
Anyone who claims to be helpless in all of this… is nothing more than a willing accomplice… pretending to be helpless.
Anyone claiming that they “have to” vote for a corrupt politician of either party is willingly participating in the continuation of the corruption and the destruction of our country.
Most of the kids that go to Full Sail and learn how to scratchy scratch records make pretty good DJ’s for house parties.
One kid I know ended up in Miami as a NightClub DJ. Now he’s back in Volusia County at his parent’s cabinet shop.
Eighty G’s for scratchy scratch hip hop.
The odds of Becoming a Recording Engineer is about like the odds of becoming a Rock Star.
Dear Dameocrat: Not all of us are participating.
Check Obama’s biggest backers in 2008 and get back to me…
The lesser of two evils is still evil.
Just look at his economic team, cabinet and staff.
Which one is Hitler?
They ONLY respect $$$ nothing else. Got any?
Quite a list of oligarchical giants who’ve contributed to Romney. Makes me wonder how much these same people have contributed to Obama.