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3letterjon commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
Can I offer my not-an-actual-lawyer-but-will-play-one-on-the-Intertubes self to write your legal response? I’m not certain many courts will accept motions to dismiss that are written using feces, so I’ll use the second-most-appropriate medium, crayon. I will still use brown, however.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina is the kind of stupid that gets consulted by the paste-making industry as new flavors are devised. He works diligently cleaning the inside windows of short buses for the Greenville Unified School District, so his discerning tongue is in high demand.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
First comment at the link: “He didn’t win an oscar for this.”
John 11:35, motherfuckers!
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3letterjon commented on the blog post The Ladies Man
What a filthy, disembodied taint.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Parish The Thought
What is it about the Catholic Church that it’s fallback position always leads to “Look! Jews!” ?
Some of us always expect the Spanish Inquisition.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post It’s All Fun and Games Until Jesus Loses An Eye
Typical bullies: run away when confronted, taunt those who demand they stop being assholes, and when cornered say they were just joking about the whole thing since they “love the sinner” so much.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Raped Straight
I’m sorry. Guess I didn’t see the oh-so-obvious “humor” in your hilarious “joke” about rape. My bad.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Raped Straight
Metaphorically, of course.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Raped Straight
Yes, because the only acceptable form of corrective rape is that found in the various Departments of Corrections across this great land of ours.
Fuck you.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
My mistake. Thanks for the correction.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
Pete Seegar, actually. Friend of Woody, I’m certain. But a different guy.
But if I had a banjo, it would probably have that written on there.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post …and introducing Tagg Romney as The Beaver
Ann Romney may be June Cleaver, but why for Pete’s sake did she marry Eddie Haskell?
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3letterjon commented on the blog post They… Call… Me… MRS. Twitchy!
“in the same spirit of Andrew Breitbart of continuing to forge…”–Mrs Twitchy
Goody goody! This means we’ll have another birth certificate soon!
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hobo Wife May Have To Live Out Of One Of Her Cadillacs Someday
Someday, when many heads are rotting atop many spikes outside of the many homes of the rich across this country, rich people might learn to shut the fuck up. Maybe.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Is Surprisingly Less Gangsta Than You Probably Thought
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Rise Of The Planet Of The Japes
I am hep to all internet argot.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Eric Fehrnstrom: Professional Turd Polisher
Santorum was squeezed out of a tight victory by Mitt.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Secret Santa
Merry Christmas. Secret Santa, indeed.
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3letterjon commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The Unbearable-ing
There’s some lovely Bible story about bears eating a bunch of doubters. I don’t know how that could apply here, but Le Thibault better be right with God or he’s toast. Also, too: Baldhead!
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3letterjon commented on the blog post Herman Cain And The “What Do You Mean It’s Not An All-U-Can-Eat Lady Buffet?”
Big Herman Cain was just saving the Black Man from embarrassment. http://bit.ly/vZMEp1
And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.
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