aldole

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  • aldole commented on the blog post Barack Obama Has Got 99 Problems

    2012-04-06 10:49:45View | Delete

    I totally miss the days when these knuckleheads were debating whether Michelle Obama had the right to bare arms.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?

    2012-03-18 10:15:04View | Delete

    Hey TBogg, I hope you are getting a fresh post up soon, cause..

    We are out of time. The time is now. Offer up what you have to give, all of it……before it is too late.

    No pressure, though. It’s like a scene from Spaceballs

    Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
    Colonel Sandurz: “Now”. You’re looking at “now”, sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Helmet] is happening “now”. [Indicates the screen]
    Dark Helmet: What happened to “then”?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed “then”.
    Dark Helmet: When!?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at “now,” now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to “then”!
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: “Now?”
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
    Dark Helmet: Why!?
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When!?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: … When will “then” be “now”?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
    Dark Helmet: [backpedals in shock] How soon?

  • aldole commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?

    2012-03-18 09:01:27View | Delete

    Too late. The Count of Monte Crisco declared the end of commenting @74.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?

    2012-03-18 08:08:41View | Delete

    My that guy was earnest and ‘waisted’ too! Kinda like ….

    Oh wait…. Breitbart was here!!!

  • aldole commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?

    2012-03-18 01:22:23View | Delete

    Of course all you elitist liberals understand that the s is silent. Don’t you?

  • This is not about the wingers objection to women on birth control having sex. Rush and his ilk are outraged because they feel they payed (for the pill) but the sluts never put out for them. Hence, the commment about wanting them to at least post pictures. Its not personal. Strictly business.

    Blow writes for the NYT, not WaPoo.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Will Probably Never Be Live At The Apollo

    2012-01-22 12:10:03View | Delete

    mighty white of you to tone down your rhetoric to accuse Tbogg of not playing fair. Sounds like you need more more access to that “forbidden” style, by which I assume you mean a sense of humor. I’ve seen him be very gracious to visitors from the other side of the political spectrum. So have at it, though you are more likely to get an answer on a fresh thread.

    And I’d like to add a fifth option to hardtoport’s list. You can always slit your wrists.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Tebow Morning Coming Down

    2012-01-22 11:39:49View | Delete

    Glory halleleuia. One of your best Tebow posts evah. I’m almost sad that he won’t be around for your snark fodder. “beaten like the red-headed children of a lesser God”. ROFL – Thanks for the Sunday morning guffaw.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Will Probably Never Be Live At The Apollo

    2012-01-21 18:48:49View | Delete

    jasmine, moderating comments doesn’t equate with freerepublic by default. Try posting a comment at the NYT with the kind of language used by realitychecker. I’m pretty sure Mr T would let any critical comment on Obama stand if it wasn’t also laden with the vile insults hurled at the blog’s owner. He’s perfectly within his rights to boot the guy to the curb as you would too if he showed up at your place calling you a moron.

  • aldole commented on the blog post That $1500 Blender Isn’t Going To Pay For Itself

    2011-12-22 10:34:40View | Delete

    Since I’m not a Twitter user I’m assuming this must be the Twat heard round the world. Or is it the Twit. I get so confused keeping up with LOLspeak.

  • aldole commented on the blog post A Butthurt As Big As The Ritz

    2011-12-20 23:39:31View | Delete

    Well, they are forgettable. But for the record its a picture of the “we-are-the-1%”ers interrupting their champagne lunch to taunt the OWS crowd from the balcony of the NY stock exchange.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Mama Mia For “Dudes”

    2011-12-13 18:53:06View | Delete

    Well, it coulda been worse. An homage to Gene Simmons, for instance.

  • aldole commented on the blog post If It Illustrates The Nonesuch Nomenclature

    2011-12-06 20:08:40View | Delete

    google pic this lady and you come up with either jack nicholson’s joker or the alien lady from “Mars Attacks”

  • aldole commented on the blog post If It Illustrates The Nonesuch Nomenclature

    2011-12-06 19:57:17View | Delete

    wow, that is mind boggling. The people at madame tussauds couldn’t have rendered a more life-like glob of wax.

  • aldole commented on the blog post Resurrection Sunday

    2011-04-25 10:12:07View | Delete

    I came here for my Ross Douhat fix, ddammit. On the day that Jebus rose to heaven Ross wants us all to go to Hell. That fersure is worth the NYT paywall.

  • aldole commented on the blog post “It Sprang From My Groin Like A Guided Missile…”

    2011-03-20 16:57:18View | Delete

    He’s got the tool for fencing! Leans to the right though.

  • aldole commented on the blog post “It Sprang From My Groin Like A Guided Missile…”

    2011-03-20 10:59:07View | Delete

    OK. Before I TinEye’d that photo I never heard of the site awkwardboners.com

  • aldole commented on the blog post Minion vs Minion: The Shakira-ing

    2011-01-01 14:40:29View | Delete

    Congratulations! Now who’s gonna go shake down Sully for the trophy?

  • aldole commented on the blog post On The Radio

    2010-12-11 13:29:14View | Delete

    Aw, I know you can.

    Do I have ta haul Mr. Smoovejazz out here?

  • aldole commented on the blog post EPA Shrinks From Fight with Republicans

    2010-12-11 13:26:30View | Delete

    He can’t negotiate on environmental regulation. He’d have to argue that he has to relax pollution standards because the Republicans have taken the environment hostage. And not even Clinton can figure that one out.

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