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Argonaut commented on the blog post The Encyclical Against Cooties
You women need some balls.
Plinker, if you divided your balls by your IQ you’d get a Divide By Zero error.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Bill Donohue’s Vagina Crusade Cannot Be Stopped
Eewwww. That is one gross picture. It’s almost as gross as the ones with the priests schtupping the altar boys that the Clan of the Red Beanie burn to generate all that white smoke.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Friday Night Shakira’s Ass With Kate Upton’s Boobs Blogging
“complemented”. And you call yourself a writer. Or is there a band called Complimentary Lightning?
Pursuit in Brittany (track from Le Voyage en Ballon)
Allegro from Shostakovich String Quartet #3 in F
Fantasiestuck Op 73 (Schumann)
In the Steppes of Central Asia (Borodin)
What I did for Love (Chorus Line)
Andante from Symphony #5 (Glazunov)
Variations on a Polish Theme (Szymanowski)
Andras Schiff on Beethoven’s 13th sonata
Un bel di (Madama Butterfly – Puccini)
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Armed Neo-Nazis descend into Sanford, FL to show ‘solidarity with the white community’ there
Dear Shoot;
thought you’d like to know that some asshole is writing posts stupid enough to make a slug blush and is signing your name.
A friend
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart’s Big Stormfront
At the very least maybe the states can separate once again and the North can wallow in their welfare nation while the South can eliminate the welfare fodder and move on to a better place.
God, if you will do this one thing for us, I will believe.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post NY Times Is Being Racist Against NOM’s Opposite Marriage Race War
“Sentient butt plug” is going into my basket of humorous ripostes. What’s in your basket, Joey? Talking teapots? Marvel action heroes? Betsy-Wetsy dolls?
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Seasons Change And So Did I, You Need Not Wonder Why
I’ve been itching to tell an acquaintance he is so full of shit that his eyes have turned brown, and with this SlartiBreitbartfastian Revelation I sense that the moment has arrived. They’re really weak guys. It’s time to call them out.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Slow Poster Children Ahead
When is a Dorr not a Dorr?
When it’s a JAR (jive-ass Republican)
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Yeah. More Football Stuff Because Politics Is Boring Today
See message 18.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Yeah. More Football Stuff Because Politics Is Boring Today
Oh how I wish I had just now registered an account here just to say that this is a slimy, disgusting post with a reprehensible title. FDL should have higher standards than to publish this tabloid trash, and the left could do with fewer people like you “contributing” to the conversation this way.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call
Bristol’s ghostwritten whine-a-thon has 868 responses. I’ll bet that ghostwriter is cashing a big check this week.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Train In Vain: The Interning
“The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.”
- Ayn RandThat quote, right there, tells you all you need to know about her literary talents. There isn’t a creative writing class in the world that wouldn’t stab you to death for writing it.
I think I need to translate it into English:
“The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Forced Pregnancy Guy Experiences Frighteningly Swift Mood Swings
Reading the thoughts of Justin Eidelbagger first made me smile, but then the smile faded as I realized how much happier we would be if only there was such a thing as retroactive birth control.
I haz a sad.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post All Your Jewz Are Belong To Us
how would it feel to your family if, after you die, someone renamed you?
Look, unless you’re Napoleon or the Queen of Sheba, after the people who knew you die you’re 99.9999% forgotten. In 300 years your tombstone is unreadable, if it’s still there. What these clowns do to my religion after I die is about as unimportant to me as having my name properly spelled in the Calcutta phone book. The problem with religionists is what they try to do to you while you’re still alive.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post All Your Jewz Are Belong To Us
No matter how hard I try, I can’t understand why any non-Mormon is upset by this. I mean, how strong are your beliefs that you think the Mormons (motto: You can’t spell Moroni without “Moron”) can destroy them by putting on some magic underwear and mumbling some secret words? Isn’t your God strong enough to see through these pretenders?
Criminy. I’m an atheist and my god can whup yours.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
BTW – does Tbogg have any photos that feature basset “activity?” Of any kind?
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
His last day was a good day.
That’s so important – I wish I could say the same about our departed friends. It’s not right, but we all tend to dwell on the last day and forget the others. Condolences Von.
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Argonaut commented on the diary post The banks have won, homeowners are re-victimized. by Cynthia Kouril.
It’s easy to make a cross; the hard part is nailing yourself to it. But don’t let me stop you.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post White House, Surrogates Push Back on Catholic Bishop Uproar Over Contraception
We are not telling people they can not use birth control, just that we aren’t going to pay for it.
No, you twit, we are going to pay for it. Also, feel free to tell us all how much you would have to cut back on your mission if you (a) did not receive a 100% tax exemption and (b) did not receive federal funding on top of (a). You’re not a victim, you’re just a guy who want to have his cake and eat it too.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post White House, Surrogates Push Back on Catholic Bishop Uproar Over Contraception
It’s hard to imagine the bishops would be making this fuss if little boys could get pregnant.
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