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Argonaut commented on the blog post It’s All About The Benjamin
Would it be too much to ask that commenters have a limit of X posts per thread? It’s fucking annoying to hear “I know you are but what am I?” on a infinite loop.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Me & God Are Watching Skynet Grow
No comments yet? I believe Operation Condor has become self-aware. It only stands to reason that dklkyy 7wwldj 4nch6lsh$$
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Argonaut commented on the blog post The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
True dat. Get in a dispute with the payee and PayPal will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Use a credit card and the credit card co. will sometimes go to bat for you.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Tramp Stamps
“Bruin Republicans at UCLA”? Not as remarkable as, say, Bruin Republicans at Vassar. Plus also too, Elena is another one of those poor people who fell into the arms of the right because of the “extremely liberal, closed-minded [sic] area” in which she grew up. Don’t you see that merely being liberal turns people into conservatives? Or Whiny-Ass Titty Babies. But I repeat myself.
If it weren’t that this woman is dangerous, like a rusty garden rake (and with a similar IQ), I’d feel sorry for her. Can you imagine how empty she must be to allow herself to be filled up with college Republicanism and a gig at Breitbart? The abyss has truly looked into her.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Juicebox Jesus: The Forsakening
OscarBaby Leroy posits:Why is this posted at Firedoglake?
Answer any of the questions below and I’ll tell you.
What is the essence of existence?
Who am I? What is my true nature/essence? What is my true identity?
What is my greater purpose? How should I live my life?
What is death? What happens when we die?
Is there a god, and, if so, what is her nature?
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Record Store Day Random Ten Blogging
artisanal CD’s lovingly hand-downloaded onto my Mac.
Oh Tbogg, you can sure bring teh funny. Maybe some day you could come over and help me effingly transfer some Claudia Muzio 78s to my Babbage Mark III. I seem to have run out of cactus needles.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget
… its [sic] over my little head.
So is snake scat.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Five Hawtest Ladysplainers Splainin’ Sexywrongtalk To You
Criminy! Apparently the Church Lady’s Eggs did not all waste their sweetness on the desert air. Could it be that she married an Underpass Troll?
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Argonaut commented on the diary post Engelhardt: Climate Change as History’s Deal-Breaker by Tom Engelhardt.
I must apologize – I thought *you* were Nick Bostrom. It would have been helpful if your first post had mentioned the ‘more dangerous’ risks instead of simply dismissing the threat level of global warming as “total nonsense.”
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Argonaut commented on the diary post Engelhardt: Climate Change as History’s Deal-Breaker by Tom Engelhardt.
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Argonaut commented on the diary post Engelhardt: Climate Change as History’s Deal-Breaker by Tom Engelhardt.
Snap!
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Argonaut commented on the diary post Engelhardt: Climate Change as History’s Deal-Breaker by Tom Engelhardt.
One scenario is that the release of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere turns out to be a strongly self-reinforcing feedback process. Maybe this is what happened on Venus, which now has an atmosphere dense with CO2 and a temperature of about 450 C. Hopefully, however, we will have technological means of counteracting such a trend by [...]
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Argonaut commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble
Strangely, one of my previous cars was a zero-features Civic, which I loved. All my cars up until the Prius were stick (Peugeot, two Beemers, two Hondas). That said, I have 99,449 miles on this Prius and it’s probably the best car I’ve ever owned. I’ve got economy *and* electric windows *and* A/C. When I got it, there weren’t any super econo diesels, so I’ll take all that gas money I’ve saved over the last 9 years and buy a first class ticket to Germany and rent one.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble
You know, the first thing that came to mind (what was left of it after watching the video) was
“What I wouldn’t give for a large sock with horse manure in it…”
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Argonaut commented on the blog post But There Were Planes To Catch And Bills To Pay
I’m in Hobart Tasmania right now, so I have nothing to say and will sign off.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Masturbation Is Like A Slippery Slope Or Something
Down in Oz for vacation. Walked by a store called “LoveSac.” Apparently they make beanbags so large they work as loveseats. Apparently. I report, you decide.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Roberts Court Agrees To Go Balls Deep In The Gay
I refuse to believe TS is real, because anyone with a sphincter that tight would weigh as much as the Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria by his 21st birthday.
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Argonaut commented on the blog post A Holiday Tradition Like No Other
the pink Himalayan meth of politics
Congratulations, Mr. Principal. And what are you going to do with your shiny … new …. INTERNET!!!!!!
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Underpants Hippies
Never give up!
Never give up!
Never give up!that ……. SHIP!
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Argonaut commented on the blog post Responsibility Is For Suckers
when people have finally grown weary of spitting on you on the street, you should be ignored until such time as your lifeless body is discovered one day in a sad one-bedroom apartment reeking of shame, failure, and cat pee.
I would accept this as proof that God exists, albeit a tired and disinterested God. Personally, I would prefer to see her impacted* by a falling piano as she passes by the Royal College of Music. I like my gods to be ironic.
* I only use improper English when talking about improper people.
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