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auntsnow commented on the blog post Meet The New Paultard, Same As The Old Paultard
I will let you guys have an emotional rescue with the last word .Make it profound and nasty ,then pretend you really schooled me and won something for a change .
Hope you and your mom have a blessed day together!
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You
Who is that?
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auntsnow commented on the blog post A Whiter Shade Of Fail
When Romney did not address their concerns, they…voted for Obama
In other words, Obama addressed their concerns. How simple does Byron York have to be to miss that?
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Tramp Stamps
A reader sends in this photo of a US Postal Service automated kiosk displaying a message that the machine accepts EBT to purchase postage.
What’s with the Post Office hate? Would they rather the Poors do all their correspondence with their Obamaphones instead?
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Still Alive and Well
And best wishes to Mrs. Tbogg.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Still Alive and Well
I never had surgery, but I had a bout of carpal tunnel back in the ’80s before it was cool. I got it because I was knitting too much. Yes – I worked in a profession that had a lot of occupational back injuries, but for some reason I ended up with carpal tunnel from knitting.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
Jeebus, that complaint is pretty disgusting. What a fucking creep. I usually hate to see a young person allowing his callow stupidity to ruin his life, but in this case, I think it’s justice.
This guy gives James O’Keefe a run for his money in creepiness.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
The fact that he often had to dress in the elephant suit for Callista makes it all that much more creepy.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Moron Labe
At the risk of sounding like a real throwback, why wasn’t a makeshift community “militia”
Why am I suddenly reminded of this:
The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming
Fendall Hawkins: I’m holding you responsible!
[draws sword]
Fendall Hawkins: As Commander of the Civilian Forces, in this emergency! I’m charging you with treason!
Police Chief Link Mattocks: Gimme that thing!
[grabs his sword and breaks it in half]
Fendall Hawkins: [half tearful-half enraged] That’s a Dexter F. Mettles Memorial Sword.
Police Chief Link Mattocks: Yeah.
Fendall Hawkins: [enraged] You traitorous fink!
[goes for Mattocks, resulting in a brawl]
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Every Picture Tells A Story Don’t It
Yeah, Pegs. Both Ronny and Maggie turned into vegetables and now they’re under a dirt blanket.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff
Yeah, Dead Breitbart just can’t accept an apology.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post The Occidental Tourist
“But Baby, why wouldn’t you date a great guy like me?”
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Creepy Twins Will Own Your Ass With Their Fantasy Internet Nerd Money
But these BeanieBabies in my spare room are going to see me through retirement!
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auntsnow commented on the blog post It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget
She’s got all the dignity and gravitas as the kid flinging spitballs at the schoolbus driver.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?
True, dat. And some employers, even in CA, conflate PreznitsDay and Chavez Day into one holiday because they don’t want to give the workers too many free days off.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?
March 31 has been a state holiday honoring Cesar Chavez in California, Texas and Colorado for over a decade. I can’t be arsed to look it up, but I would not be surprised to learn that Google has been honoring him pretty regularly over the past years.
Just because Easter happens to fall on the same day this particular year, it’s nice to see the right wing honoring their Savior’s passion and love for them by going into a ragegasm.
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auntsnow commented on the diary post Roger Stone’s Defense Of Daily Caller Calls Attention To Stone Himself by Phoenix Woman.
And to counter the supposed propaganda of the mainstream media, anarcritees cites the tweets of Roger Stone. Hilarious! Talk about credibility!
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auntsnow commented on the blog post FRC’s Peter Sprigg sets a new low for logical failure
The telling phrase is: “the forced affirmation of homosexual relationships”
Or to paraphrase, “reality is being mean to me!”
This is how these guys think.
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Michelle Shocked: Activist Singer Declares, “Gods Hates Fags” in San Francisco
WTF?
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auntsnow commented on the blog post Next Conclave: Pope Beckham
What? I want a pope with pointy ears and a fluffy tail, like my malamute.
Before completely abandoning the new Sister Sarah, patron saint of Liberty-loving Soda-Drinkers, please note the newest right-wing ritual paying homage to her:
http://wonkette.com/506981/oh-no-we-have-been-blinded-by-our-sarah-palin-induced-rage
Scroll down for photo and link. It’s the next best thing to pulling over your car for Tea-bagger Tax Day!
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