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Batocchio commented on the blog post They… Call… Me… MRS. Twitchy!
The thing that’s so striking about Malkin is that she’s so utterly sincere in her hatred of her fellow Americans.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Exclusive Video Of President Obama Taunting American Soldiers
I really don’t care if the president has any athletic ability, but especially given the hounding he’s gotten, that was one sweet shot.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Bill O’Reilly Is Done With Paying For Sex, You Hear? Done!
My freedom as an American is being encroached upon.
Well, according to Rush Limbaugh, his freedom is being encroached upon because Sandra Fluke hasn’t made a sex tape for him to whack off to.
Quadruple ick. (One for each wife.)
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Going back to Calli, Stylin’, Profilin’
“Mars Attacks” is the funniest.
I don’t like to judge someone on their appearance if it’s something they have no control over, but given Callista’s elective surgery and nuclear shield helmet coif, well… She looks seriously creepy in several photos, and the one video I’ve seen to date of those she’s made.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
He actually did things. He was instinctual. Athletes cannot afford the deliberation of thought. They move by instinct and training and muscle memory. They act.
Yes, because when you think “Breitbart,” you think “athlete.”
On the other hand, it is true that conservative pundits refuse the deliberation of thought.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Noted Internet Vaginologist Explains Lady Stuff To You
Wow. Not that I should be surprised in the slightest, but Craig Bannister (I got out of the boat) really doesn’t understand how the pill works, how it is prescribed, that it needs to be taken every day, how it has additional health benefits for many women, etc. Plus, condoms can break. Do these guys know any women who aren’t forced to interact with them?
Meanwhile, it would be hard to find a clip that screamed hilarious conservative male privilege more than that Hannity one. He wants sex without consequences, but those slutty women shouldn’t be allowed the same. “Because that is a medical problem versus a choice to have sex!” Yes, because we all know erections are necessary for so many things besides sex. Why, without his little blue pill, Sean couldn’t count to 21.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post John Nolte’s Big Sarah Palin HBOner
Um, in Hollywood, “summer films” start in May. Seasons are relative, and start whenever publicists say they do.
Besides that poor argument, they’re really arguing that some incident could not have occurred because Sarah Palin could not possibly be stupid? (Conservatives sure do love to argue from idiotic theories versus facts, because reality has a well-known liberal bias.)
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Friday Night Not Just Any Ass Blogging
I’ve always had a fondness for “Vienna” by Ultravox as well, ever since I saw its odd video at about 2am back in the day… Synth pop under restraint, and then an explosion on the chorus.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Stupid Liberals Can’t Even Elect Good Fake Presidents
As you’ve probably heard, seasons 1-4 (Sorkin) range from good to exceptional, then the series crashes in season 5 (apart from a few decent episodes, it’s really painful), and about halfway through season 6 to the end of the series, it’s actually pretty good at points.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post In The Meantime
Yeah, I’m looking forward to this one, too. I heard them live at a KCRW benefit concert after Wincing the Night Away came out. Good set.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Mark Steyn & K-Lo Tag Team Some Ladies
Thanks, Lesley.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Mark Steyn & K-Lo Tag Team Some Ladies
Wow. I’m still pondering that Steyn wrote, “We don’t want to return to the bad old days of the back alley” in an anti-choice piece. Steyn is a colossal dick, it’s true, so perhaps he was deliberately mocking women forced to seek illegal abortions in the bad old days, but he is also pretty stupid. I’m thinking that it shows painful, ironic cluelessness in a characteristically mean-spirited piece… but I could be convinced otherwise. Any other takes?
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Batocchio commented on the blog post My Heart Belongs To Money
I believe you’ve nailed it!
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Batocchio commented on the blog post My Heart Belongs To Money
Oh, so McMegan is still pretending to be pro-choice? I say that because it’s just odd, the way she can parrot anti-choice arguments but seems completely unaware of well-known pro-choice rebuttals… many of which rely on basic logic… but that may be the sticking point.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Those Raunchy Hollyweird Sluts Are Breaking Up That Old Marriage Of Mine
“beyond-suggestive”… What, so Miley had sex with him (and the cake, too, I suppose) right there, in front of everybody? Wilson’s command of English is better than Pastor Swank’s, but not by that much.
Also, it’s “Isla Fisher,” as in island, not “Ilsa,” as in SS Wolf of the SS. I’d forgive the inversion if Wilson wasn’t a scold, asshole, and cultural ignoramus. Bonus: Isla Fisher studied with Jacques Lecoq (one of the great theater teachers of the past century), although I do not know if he ever received a penis cake.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post No One Ever Goes To Denny’s, You End Up Holding Court At Denny’s
They could get elected to office in Texas.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The End Times Are Killing Me
Pilobolus rocks. Back when I was teaching, they performed in our school’s theater.
That 160 Tebow mentions video is truly amazing and disgusting. Somehow, they will find a way to talk about him all the way to the Super Bowl and beyond.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post Leave The Debt, Take The Cannoli
…all have last names that don’t end with an ‘i’ or an ‘o’…
Hey, I resemble the remark! (But so does the Bogg, I know…)
Seriously though, good post. As William Black said, the best way to rob a bank is to own one, and what Bain Capital and many other companies do should be illegal.
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Batocchio commented on the blog post I don’t like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word
Wow, he actually played pretty well this time!
Clearly, he’s only doing it to taunt you, TBogg…
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