Cynicman

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  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: Latest News

    2013-05-17 09:02:22View | Delete

    Ohio’s Republicans are busy trying to change laws so that out-of-state college students that vote in Ohio must be charged reduced, “in-state” tuition if the university they attend gives them a letter that informs the local Board of Elections that they have been residents of Ohio for the minimum 30 days required by law to [...]

  • Cynicman commented on the diary post I have a dirty little secret by Cynicman.

    2013-05-11 16:09:18View | Delete

    I got divorced after 20 years of marriage because I was no longer in love with my wife, and that seemed to only make a difference to me.

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: I have a dirty little secret

    2013-05-10 11:37:59View | Delete

    I have a dirty secret. I don’t think I can be arrested for it, but it shames, saddens, and angers me grievously. I am estranged from my adult children. I haven’t seen or spoken to my daughters in more than two years. That was Labor Day weekend in 2010, and it was only accidental. My [...]

  • Cynicman commented on the blog post Late Late Night FDL: Maybe

    2013-05-08 08:47:32View | Delete

    Dear Lord, that woman could sing…I am officially that old guy that thinks everything was better before now…you kids get off my lawn.

  • I guess I’m going to have to figure out a way to communicate by gun, since that’s the only thing with which the government isn’t willing to interfere.

  • Cynicman commented on the blog post What Mark Sanford’s Victory Says About Modern Politics

    2013-05-08 08:13:56View | Delete

    What does it say…it says that South Carolina in a redneck haven. It says that good old boys think any guy that can nail a hot, latino is a real stud…hell, they barely care about their own wives, let alone some other guy’s wife…they are swinging dicks and will never be anything but swinging dicks…they can’t believe the racial and feminist toothpaste got out of the tube, and they want desperately to put the toothpaste back.

    It says, what makes you think anything is going to change…my handle is Cynicman, and you can see why.

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: Holy crap, that was 43 years ago

    2013-05-02 10:36:34View | Delete

    Holy crap, the Ohio National Guard murdered 4 random kids at Kent State University 43 years ago, this week. Here’s the scary part…we, as a nation are even crazier now than we were then. In 1970, we were up to our asses in dead Americans and dead Vietnamese, and the “establishment” (old white guys) became [...]

  • Cynicman commented on the blog post Late Night: Kids Should Work for Food

    2013-04-30 07:40:42View | Delete

    A-freaking-men! If they are going to insist that they be born, they need to have a plan for what we do with them when they get here…besides work camps. I swear, these bastards have no concern for anyone but themselves. I’d die of embarrassment should I ever be identified with quotes like Newt’s, but he and the other bottom feeders like him are proud of their disdain.

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: They done what?

    2013-04-26 07:51:51View | Delete

    Ages ago I played football. Yes, we had helmets. When I was a senior I weighed less than 200 pounds. I am 6 feet and 2 inches tall and I couldn’t catch a football so I was an offensive tackle. We were playing Wellston High School when I saw my first 300-pound defensive lineman. Much [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: Vacation

    2013-04-04 12:21:14View | Delete

    My partner, Gail, and I are going on vacation. We have been together making a mockery of traditional marriage for nearly twelve years. Before we leave for vacation, we are getting our wills, medical powers of attorney, and living wills in order. I, for one, don’t want to lie about in a puddle of my [...]

  • I keep telling my fundie friends that majority-rules on religious issues is a bad idea…for them, but they are far too short-sighted to examine the truth.

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: History Does Repeat Itself

    2013-03-21 09:23:07View | Delete

    I’ve been writing a weekly blog since January of 2007. Dubya had announced “The Surge” in Iraq, and I was beside myself with fear and anger. I first started writing under an assumed name because I was afraid of financial repercussions. I soon realized that was cowardly, thanks to the brother of a man killed [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: The Ides of March

    2013-03-15 11:25:41View | Delete

    I am a dirty, hippie Satanist…Oh, and I am not very polite and I am ill-mannered, as well. That’s according to a textbook used by voucher schools in Louisiana. Voucher schools are schools that offer “alternative” educational opportunities to the youth of Louisiana by way of tax vouchers issued by the state. Parents take the [...]

  • Cynicman commented on the blog post Late Late Night FDL: Feel Like Funkin’ It Up

    2013-03-13 07:37:03View | Delete

    Here I thought I’d spend a gray Wednesday in Fairlawn, Ohio. Now, I’m funked up and ready to dance.

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: What a week

    2013-03-08 08:53:11View | Delete

    This week Shelby County Alabama says that racism no longer exists, so what say we all just leave traditionally racist states like Alabama to deal with its Nigras the way it sees fit…and other mixed nuts. Now that Racism is Dead… Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia called the 1965 Voting Rights Act a racial entitlement. He [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: Who’s going to blink?

    2013-02-22 10:22:59View | Delete

    Once again the people we sent to Washington, D. C., are engaged in a staring match. They think the first one to blink loses the 2014 mid-term election. The future of our country boils down to a game of chicken between a bunch of rich people that won’t have trouble finding a job if the [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: The State of the Union is Bonkers

    2013-02-15 10:41:56View | Delete

    Thumbnail Ted Nugent was at the State of the Union address. He was the guest of a Republican Congressman from Texas. It seems fitting that the darling of gun-loving, redneck, inbred America would be invited to the SOTU by a Congressman from a gun-loving, redneck, inbred part of Texas. Some would argue that the whole state [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: Oh, I see, you are an idiot.

    2013-02-08 11:54:48View | Delete

    If I had a nickel for every time I heard some idiot say, “There are plenty of jobs out there; these welfare people are just lazy,” I’d be able to retire quite comfortably. People that say such things want to believe that being poor and living on government assistance is a non-stop party. Folks like [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: Edgar and Otis

    2013-01-25 12:48:23View | Delete

    Thumbnail I have two dogs. Edgar is a shelter rescue and I figure he could be as old as 8 or 9. He’s a Jack Russell Terrier, but he is a surprisingly mellow dog for his breed. Otis is half Chihuahua and half Pug. He is a Chug. Otis is nearly 4, and I have had [...]

  • Cynicman wrote a new diary post: I think I’m getting the fear

    2013-01-18 13:18:17View | Delete

    Thumbnail In the 1998 movie made about Dr. Hunter S. Thompson’s seminal work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas , Dr. Gonzo says, “I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I’m getting the Fear.” There are people in America that believe that the murders at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, [...]

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