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bluicebank commented on the blog post Christian Civic League of Maine Tries To Guilt Town Clerks Into Shirking Their Duties
We want you to know that as the leaders in the Christian Civic League it’s our responsibility to provoke you to consider what is that in your hand. What is that in your hand?
Cough.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post We’re Totally Going To Bomb The Shit Out Of Cambodia Again
The thought the rules was to tie up the loose ends of the last genocide before you get bombed again. Murder of a Gentle Land, and all that.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Some Asians All Look Alike
I’m still wondering why the GOP only captured some 60 percent of the white male vote. Clearly their message isn’t getting across to vast swaths of whitedom.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Underpants Hippies
It’s always possible that your vote doesn’t count (unless you’re a voting member of the Electoral College or, not in a swing state that happens to result in a close contest not influenced by nefarious machinations). In which case, vote your conscience. Otherwise, follow the program.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post All Apologies
“After much soul searching …”
Is that what they’re calling Google these days?
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Arizona Sheriff Joe Sends Two Guys To Arrest Entire State Of Mexican Hawaii
It’s times like this that I miss Spy Magazine. They’d contact AZ’s Joe and ask him about the illegals coming in from Freedonia.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Arizona Sheriff Joe Sends Two Guys To Arrest Entire State Of Mexican Hawaii
Arpaio: Threats Unit here, HI div. Almost cracked the case. Just need all our birth certs, lng frm, choppered in. That’s what HI peeps said. By helo. Or Hilo. Hard to understand foreign lng. Snd more $
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Scott Olsen’s Granite Countertops
Well, Whois lists 132 domains registered by the name “Scott Olsen” — so let’s just start off by saying that the Marine vet in the hospital may have registered one of them, or none of them. Second, the ihatethemarinecorps.com site address is listed as Milan, IL, but its landline is traced to San Juan Capistrano, Calif. (bty in south Orange County, not up north).
So before anyone makes any assumptions, and based on WHO is attacking the injured veteran as he lays in a hospital, maybe we should do a bit of due diligence.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Doubles Age of “Traditional” Marriage from 3,000 to 6,000 Years
Oh no, sir. It was at least 15,000 years ago when the first homo sapien went slumming and hitched up with a Neanderthal, adopting their backward ways. ‘fore then us bipedals were living in sin. Book of Hellapoppin, Chapter 5, verse two.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Vermont Will Become Seventh State to Adopt National Popular Vote
This movement once looked like a long shot, especially with California’s Republican governor vetoing the measure twice. Now with a Democratic governor in Jerry Brown, the state’s 55 electoral votes appear likely to join the National Popular Vote effort. There is a great deal of support for it in Calif., which always finds itself sidelined except as an ATM machine for the parties.
Calif. has 55 electoral votes.
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bluicebank commented on the blog post Republican Class of 2010 Encouraged To Get Responsibly Sexy With Anything That Moves
Oh thank goodness Noonan didn’t mention the Spy Magazine stunt on fresh Congresscritters in the 1990s. With a little tweaking, I’m sure some enterprising outlet can work in a Freedonia question for the class o’ ’10.
Ah hell, just keep the same question: “”Do you approve of what we’re doing to stop ethnic cleansing in Freedonia?”
Hilarity ensues.
