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bpollen commented on the blog post The Maidenform Terrorist – You never know where they’ll turn up
Explosive suppositories – for the terrorist who has everything.
I gotta admit, though, I am a little off-put by an enemy willing to blow his dick off to hurt me.
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bpollen commented on the blog post The Ladies Man
I had a stepfather named George Tierney (who has since passed away)and this cocksucker pisses me off. Not only does he spew this despicable bile, but he does it under a name that holds pleasant memories for me. Really rankles.
But, my response: Hey, dude, is it because of your inadequacies that you fear women? Overcompensating for your ummmm…. shortcomings?
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bpollen commented on the blog post Late Late Night FDL: Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)
Angelique Kidjo – Voodoo Chile(Slight Return)
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bpollen commented on the blog post Bland On Bland
If I remember correctly, “Bland on Bland” was a GREAT album by Dylan…
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bpollen commented on the blog post The Republican War on generally larger, slightly less colorful larvae
“If the Democrats said we had a war on caterpillars and every mainstream media outlet talked about the fact that Republicans have a war on caterpillars, then we’d have problems with caterpillars”
And when they point out the hundreds of bills proposed by Republicans to strip from the caterpillars rights that they currently enjoy, the rhetoric from Republicans that demeans and belittles the caterpillar, and the convening of an all-slug panel to discuss caterpillar health, what bullshit diversion will Reince pull outta his nether-regions then?
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bpollen commented on the blog post Ryan Apologizes for Intimating That Military Brass Lied to Congress
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bpollen commented on the blog post Sheriff Joe Arpaio continues his off-the-rails birther ‘investigation’ – the President is Kenyan
He’s kinda johnny-come-lately for the birther party, isn’t he?
Wait!
He’s just announced that Archduke Franz Ferdinand has been assassinated!
