brantl

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  • brantl commented on the blog post Every Picture Tells A Story Don’t It

    2013-04-22 04:27:41View | Delete

    If Nooners had said: “Mrs. Thatcher’s funeral was a metaphor for what she did to Britian in the 20th century”, I would agree with her, Thatcher’s funeral cost a shit-ton of money to do something that had very little benefit, if any (she’s dead, that’s good enough, planting her won’t make us any more sure she’s dead) and it aggrandized a mean, wizened old bitch that was a legend in her own mind. A lot like Nooners, actually.

  • brantl commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?

    2013-04-02 10:04:50View | Delete

    And he worked for Wrobel & Schatz LLP, so after he was Schatzed, he became this.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem

    2013-03-14 10:17:08View | Delete

    HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the “over-commercialism” and “homogenization” of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

    Keep it to yourself, and it won’t be ‘homogenized’, or past your eyes, either.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President

    2013-03-01 12:26:34View | Delete

    Privatissimo Andrewmo Brietfart is still dead…..

  • brantl commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head

    2013-02-23 16:19:47View | Delete

    I’d like to see the picture that goes with Bessy406, too, one-tooth and half balding…..

  • brantl commented on the blog post We Can’t Go On Together With Suspicious Minds

    2013-01-31 06:05:25View | Delete

    And how many of the current spree killers were criminals before this, Cupps-full-of nothing? None, you say? Because “None” would be the correct answeer, douchebag.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Dear Mr. Gun Fantasy

    2013-01-09 12:29:20View | Delete

    The thing that bothers me about the Giffords is that she had to be shot before they saw the sense in some gun registration, they were big gun rights people before this. It shouldn’t take someone in your own family getting shot to see that we’re going off a cliff on this shit, but if you wait another twenty years with the right-wing nutbags, everyone will probably have someone in their own family shot, even if it is self-inflicted. Then these douchebags with notches out of there eyebrows and ears are going to say, “It didn’t count! I shot myself!”

  • brantl commented on the blog post Anhedonia

    2013-01-03 06:10:47View | Delete

    Exactly.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Anhedonia

    2013-01-02 11:25:51View | Delete

    Oh sure, since they’d gone up for all of 20 minutes, your definitely, literally correct. You’re also a yutz.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Climb Aboard Little Wog, Sail Away With Me

    2012-12-26 11:02:09View | Delete

    If you stupid Republicans weren’t so goddamn bigoted you would have won the election!I don’t know why he said that. He’s usually not like that.

    “ He’s exactly like that, as is 98% of the Republican Party, which is why he said it.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Victory Dance On The Killing Floor

    2012-12-14 17:36:49View | Delete

    I would like to give Mr. Instaputz some history lessons about just how many people who actually had nothing but their bare hands have stopped killers, but he’s too stupid to believe it, anyway

  • brantl commented on the blog post Mark 8:36 For The Rumored Romney Soul

    2012-11-10 14:13:55View | Delete

    How to contemn 47 percent of Americans less privileged and beautiful than his family?

    The Romneys (any of them) are in no way beautiful. Romney himself looks just like the American Eagle from the muppets. And Ann’s a bag. All of them look unfinished, as if they need sanding.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Horsefaces & Bayonets

    2012-10-23 10:29:48View | Delete

    Somebody should remind Ann Goultergeist that you should always be kind aqnd gentle when you’re spanking the monkey, the way Willard was.

  • Shame he couldn’t have been right on the tracks when the train came through. What a putz. And who are the people that belong to all the men’s first names he’s spooling off? I don’t get it.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Black Humor

    2012-08-27 07:47:07View | Delete

    How much do you want to bet that Obama can out-throw, out-run, and out-talk this dipshit?

  • I have to object to using Rose Mary for this, she was actually pretty cool, unlike either Peggy Noonan or Mitt.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Joel Pollak Is Acting The Fool Again

    2012-07-26 07:09:17View | Delete

    Unfortunately you can’t say that about everything that proceeds them.

    you mean precedes them, actually.

  • brantl commented on the blog post Chris Christie To Bellow At America For Mitt Romney

    2012-07-19 10:00:21View | Delete

    Chris Christie, always the bridewhale, and never the bride……

  • brantl commented on the blog post Happy 4th Of July. Enjoy Your Obamapocalypse!

    2012-07-05 06:28:47View | Delete

    There will also be an airing of grievances followed by pudding.

    Fetus pudding.

    It tastes like the salty tears of the Baby Jesus.

    If that humor was any drier, you’d fart dust. Well played, sir, well played. <>

  • brantl commented on the blog post This .gif Kills Freedom

    2012-07-05 06:15:32View | Delete

    Woody said that Jesus Christ was a communist, that’s good enough for them. (And he did say that, and he was right.)

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