Wanna hear a good one? My lovely and dangerous wife looked me in the eye over breakfast last week and stated matter of fact that I needed to get rid of some of my tools because I don’t work on cars for a living anymore.

Ah, yeah.
Nice try honey.
Not.
Took me thirty years to collect all those tools and it will be a cold day in Hell before I start selling them because I have “too many”.

No such thing.