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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call
No, no, it was Heimlich! Now I remember – dude had two left feet, and every time he grabbed his partner for a twirl or some shit, she brought up her lunch! Totally disgusting; I’m surprised they lasted 4 episodes.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call
Oh shit! Did I just Godwin this thread?!? Wait, come back, I meant Himmler!
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call
Damn Straight, Dude! And also you know who else had a slimy, disgusting post with a reprehensible title too? That’s right, Hitler, when he sucked violently on Dancing With The Stars as well!
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post I Am Become Breitbart, Destroyer Of Expectations
Ride the snake…he’s old, and his skin is cold.
I think this might be the end.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Little Pink Houses
Since I have been working the Komen beat almost exclusively,
Seriously, TBogg, when will the blogosphere and the MSM finally wake up and realize this Komen thing is a real story? But that aside, Romney’s hole card? He’s more white than Mormon, and if you’re a little black, you’re just black. Also Kenyan, and a Muslim communist fascist too as well also.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Childrens Crusade & Food Truck Catering Service
I thought the Pope fixed all that Priest + little boy shit. Doesn’t he just wave a wand or something? What the fuck’s the point of that ridiculous outfit if you can’t just wave a fucking wand?
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
right ear is asleep
I do nothing to fix it
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The End Times Are Killing Me
If you gave Tim Tebow a girl to throw around instead of a football, it would look exactly like this.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post One Hour Later And You’re Hungry For Handel Again
“They could call it The Berlioz Curve.”
Bweeep!Bweeep!Bweeep!Warning!Danger!
Your veering perilously close to Dennis Miller obscure reference territory with this one, Chachi!
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Mike Adams Appreciates A Good Black-On-White Rape Thought Experiment
…how a couple of hippies forced their daughter to date a Black boy (named Barry, just like the President!)
Hah! You’ve revealed your ridiculous liberal bias against Mike Adams, just because he chose the extremely common African American first name “Barry” for his parable. You irrationally assumed he meant President Obama, who’s first name happens to be Barack!!! Doy!!
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post The Return Of “It’s uter-us, not uter-you”
Just a thought:
We are not CAMPING. We are assembling peaceably to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. This is our permit.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post The Return Of “It’s uter-us, not uter-you”
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Sink To The Bottom With You
David Brock still has a shitload of atoning to do for his role in elevating Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Area Man Wins Election For Some Kind Of Government Job Thing
If she hadn’t passed out, she would have signed off with “I love you, man! [aarrrrruuuuph!1!
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Rick Perry Is Now Sorry He Banned Parental Honor Killings
“Well, I’ve made the argument many times that we need to get rid of elections and have a system of random selection of limited-term representatives chosen from the general population.”
O.K., after reading that, explain to me why nienpartisanliberale isn’t in Stockholm accepting the Nobel Peace Prize?!? I mean, it’s so fucking simple it’s pure genius!
Step one: get rid of elections.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Rick Perry Is Now Sorry He Banned Parental Honor Killings
It’s really no different than when they developed an effective drug cocktail against HIV, and all of a sudden, POOF! Everybody wants to be GAY!
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Ayn Rand’s Children
“Sirota’s article is a very good,…”.
Sure, Sirota’s good, but he’s no David Brooks.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Ayn Rand’s Children
No, you grow up, poopy head! Seriously, asking “Is Barack Obama the most right-wing president in US history?” is your way of initiating an intellectual discussion? If so, I suspect most of your intellectual discussions wind up with you getting kicked in the nuts.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Ayn Rand’s Children
We should make all Dems running for office sign a pledge to NEVER eat a corndog in public. If they need a corndog, they should take it somewhere private, like the bathroom.
Wait. They should also sign a pledge NEVER be seen enter a bathroom with a corndog.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Ayn Rand’s Children
She may been nuts, but the thought of her slowly working her way down a foot-long corndog makes me tingly in my nethers.
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