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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post The Loneliest Patriot
That Homeland Security dude must have fucked up big time to get that detail. ["Oh my God Sarge, I know I fucked up, but ya gotta send me somewhere else. She wearing shorts, Sarge - SHORTS!"]
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You
…and what else floats? Hmmmmmmmm? That’s right, a duck! She’s a fucking bird-brain.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You
Can someone translate that for me? I lost my gibberish to English dictionary. Thanks in advance.
“Gurgle gurgle blurgle, herp nurp!”
This is the twitter equivalent of spending evenings and weekends working on your “Dog Bites Man” exclusive so you can impress your newsroom editor.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Pink Mail
I would never wish cancer on anyone, so I hope she dies in a fire.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
My grandfather used to stare at me like that. It gave me the fucking weebs.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
O.K., I hope for all of us you find a better way. Good luck.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
And your alternative? You’re not going to able to replace Blue Dog Democrats with Bernie Sanders clones in any race; you’ll be effectively campaigning for the Republican candidate for those seats if you try. Keeping the pressure on the existing Democrats may seem Sisyphean, but it avoids handing the government to the insanity party.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
Why someone of your intelligence continues to defend this decrepit excuse for a political party defies my imagination.
My guess would be that any realistic alternative to the current Democratic party would be orders of magnitude less effectual.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
They had 54 yes votes, and the bill didn’t pass. I agree there’s a lot of blame to go around, but Reid is the one who could put an end to this filibuster insanity, and he isn’t doing it.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Hey Look! Glenn Reynolds Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again
If I were Harry Reid (and how do you know I’m not?) I’d revisit the filibuster and change the senate rules to require 90 votes to override. After that, no one would even bother proposing any new legislation, and I could just sit in my office and have pretty NRA lobbyists wank me and feed me grapes all day.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Creepy Twins Will Own Your Ass With Their Fantasy Internet Nerd Money
Fools! My retirement is safely invested in Beanie Babies.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
That is a cool looking dog. No bullshit.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Programming Note
It be Thursday, yet I espy no Bassets. Qu’est-ce que c’est?
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Programming Note
Pro-tip: If you are at work, do not Google “Lesbian Gym”.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
They look overly excited. The SD lifestyle may be too much for them.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
The picture of Becket is a really thoughtful holiday treat – a lot of people out here in the tubes loved him, even if we never met him in the flesh. (I’ll bet in pooch heaven, humans have 4″ legs and 12″ ears.)
I’m assuming “projects” means a full-on offensive in the War Against Christmas, so I’ll leave you with this wisdom from boot camp: keep your head down and your ass tucked in. We’ll look for you on the 26th.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post The Harmonic Convergence Of Derp
Ever notice how Matt Boyle’s lips move when he thinks?
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post “You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.”
“shoppers gone apeshit with crap-lust”
That is a really elegant turn of phrase.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Mark 8:36 For The Romney Soul
The glib thing to say is “Yeow, that’s gonna leave a mark!”, but the truth is it won’t – not on Romney, or his ultra-privileged offspring, or any of the other true faithful. They emerged from their Fox New bubble for maybe 45 minutes last Tuesday, just long enough to get stung badly by reality, and now they’ve slipped back into the bubble. It’s always someone else’s fault.
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CalmingInfluence commented on the blog post Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!
Get a friend and do the “I’m wrestling a dark-skin fiend to the ground as we speak!” skit. (Warning: may result in ecstatic moaning coming from your phone.)
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