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captphealy commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
The Power of Glower compels you!
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captphealy commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
Dude, your ass is SO much finer than Shakira’s…
Wait a minute…oh, wow, now I have feelings I don’t understand…
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captphealy commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
Dear George Tierney,
I am an exiled Nigerian Prince, and a lawyer as well. I would be happy to represent you in court, and guarantee you will receive FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS upon the resolution of your lawsuit.
Please send me your Social Security Number and the account and routing numbers for any and all bank accounts in your name, so I can set up the fund transfers which will take place at the proper time.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Does Wembley show any signs of missing the erections that went along with the seizures?
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captphealy commented on the blog post Barack Obama Did Not Personally Kill Osama Bin Laden In The Parlor With A Candlestick
Ben Shapiro’s head, where thought goes for a vacation.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
Beat me by 30 seconds…
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captphealy commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
justin1776
ummm.. i am in the health care field…First thought: justin1776 has learned a lot while mopping floors and cleaning toilets in a hospital.
Second thought: hell, having spent an hour a week at the podiatrist’s for the past six months, I’m in the health care field, too…
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captphealy commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Magnificent.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
“And now, welcome to the Hour of Glower Power!….”
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captphealy commented on the blog post What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
It’s all fun and games until an unexpected firecracker goes off, someone screams, and it turns into the conclusion of a Tarantino film.
…or “The Wild Bunch”, or “Bonnie & Clyde”, or…
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captphealy commented on the blog post All Your Jewz Are Belong To Us
Well, I say “fight fire with fire”. This lapsed-catholic-current-agnostic has a codicil in his will allowing his local Temple to throw him a posthumous bar mitzvah. I spend so much time kvetching about my health, it’s really only a formality at this point…
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captphealy commented on the blog post The B-Team Is Go!
Thunderturds are GO!
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captphealy commented on the blog post Jesus Wept, Shirley Sherrod Laughed
The problem, of course, is that they didn’t selectively edit it in the right way.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Friday Night Not Just Any Ass Blogging
This just puts me in mind of “1985″ by Bowling for Soup*:
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car…*Actually, the first time I ever heard the song was as an encore at a Richard Thompson “1000 Years of Popular Music” concert, and that is still the best version of this song I’ve ever heard.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Chunky Reese Witherspoon Is The New Typhoid Mary
I fully support Rep. Notter’s efforts to get dudes to stop taking birth control pills.
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captphealy commented on the blog post All Your Vaginas Are Belong To Us
There should have been an amendment requiring the doctor to buy you dinner and drinks first…
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captphealy commented on the blog post Calling All Nerds (Solved!)
Our IT guy says to defrag the hard drive.
Of course, that’s his solution for everything…
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captphealy commented on the blog post Somebody Got Slut All Over My CPAC
Skirts no more than three finger-widths above the knee.
But we all know, as the old tequila ads had it, two fingers is all it takes…
Also, plus: anything which will be produced by search parameters “Erick* w/25 condom” is pretty much guaranteed to put me off my dinner.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Everybody Must Get Stoned
So, freedom of religion means the freedom to make other people do what your religion says other people must do. Noted.
Also, fuck you, Mitch, you hypocritical gasbag. Go fellate a katana blade.
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captphealy commented on the blog post Handel, Party of One? Your Cross Is Ready
Fuck her
Not even with rubber gloves and a 10-foot dildo. Ain’t touchin’ that toxic harpy.
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